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citrus poltergeist

@absoluteabsolem.bsky.social
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that's why i put stuff in the ad like ''are you a fan of interview with the vampire ?'' like. i want them to know that i'm dangerous eden • mostly he, sometimes they • FR/ENG/ESP (wip)

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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
been really sick since wednesday and to be fair i think it's also bc i have been very Tense about school but it rly feels like a big general shutdown which disappoints me bc i love to do a billion things all the time i have people to see films to watch exercise to do no time to waste !!
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
always a delight to find out your body is not able to follow the rhythm you rly like for your own existence
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
9am and i already want to hunt the people of the group project for sport
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
trop occupé à essayer de hit les graves de marian sisters of mercy, le joueur belge fout presque le feu à son appartement car son grille-pain a carbonisé un toast pompeii-style
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
half the people are leaving at noon when the schedule gives us the whole day to work on this stuff. i will remain calm during mandatory group projects
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i will remain calm during mandatory group projects i will remain calm during mandatory group projects i will remain calm during mandatory group projects i will-
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tried really hard to understand what you meant by silent-hilling yourself (walk into a thick fog never to return ?) and then i got it
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
tlm tousse et éternue à la gueule de tlm, l'aération du building est pas tjrs fonctionnelle et aucune fenêtre n'est ouvrable. j'ai une pote qui dit oui je suis malade mais je viens quand même car je suis stressée de rater un cours mais tqt je reste au fond de la classe. c'est hystérique
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
assumant pleinement son statut de fou du bus, il envoie un mail au conseil étudiant de son école pour faire une campagne de prévention sur les maladies infectieuses aériennes car on est fin septembre et déjà la moitié de l'école dont des enseignant'es ont la crève
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Frozensoba @frozensoba.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
circus madness #hollowknight
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Frozensoba @frozensoba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
save us, O' Pale Child #hollowknight
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me when someone who is known for hurting my feelings finds new and exciting ways to keep hurting my feelings
low-res pikachu looking flabbergasted
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Sasha Tudvaseva @tudvaseva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Boop! #devilsminion #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #armand #danielmolloy
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
listening to my first bad bunny album and the guy is rly diverse actually. impressive
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
no apparently it's about the rent haha, less than an hour until i find out !! Stress
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it's Fine it's probably about the plumbing. deep breaths
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
surprise appointment tomorrow with my landlady. trying not to stress about it too much but honestly what could it be that cannot be said on the phone except "you have to leave in three days" ? haha
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
mysterious.....
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
getting real sick and tired of always being hungry with no energy even after i had a massive breakfast but i cracked the code. i'm gonna try out smoothies. they will contain ALL the nutrients in the world. and i'm gonna slurp it up baby
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CLY @cly.contact · 24/08/2026
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
devinez qui a fait une intoxication alimentaire après le resto d'anniversaire de sa meuf yesssss
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
camp miasma TOMORROW!!!!! this is not a drill
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
cigarettes after sex dans la salle d'attente de mon médecin quelle vibe
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
c'est ok ils peuvent dormir sur la terrasse
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
which is hilarious because none of my moots have been blogging about it *at all* even though we sometimes have vastly different tastes. in my bubble it is a consensus that it was shit actually
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
you'll witness the biggest downfall of a tv series in a Long Time and then find out most of the people watching it think it's great
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
joined a friend's server to watch them stream hollow knight and immediately stumbled upon someone who thinks tvl is a very smart season of television. these people are everywhere. incomprehensible
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i got some stuff to write myself we can do a writing sesh tomorrow if you feel like it >:}
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KlayrG @klayrg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The EU will be destroying micro businesses and soon you will only be able to buy slop from mega corporations who can easily handle the fees. Please sign and share and help EU artists to fight for their future c.org/fnKCQqNSGD #epr #euwhathell
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
chat do we have the vision
a simple image of quirrel, a character from hollow knight. he is a humanoid bug with the trunk of an isopod but only two arms and legs. his face is round and white with two oval black eyes. he has a big mask on top of his head and looks exactly (in the eyes of the person writing this) like the model in the video that is quoted below. they don't actually look alike but the model is wearing a big mask and his costume is skull-themed. there are also a lot of skulls in hollow knight. great game. have you heard of it before
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i'm hardcore losing my hair and most of the time i roll with it it's whatever but today i'm Not rolling with it At All
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Morning After
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VER @ drawing comics @verface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Johto Beginnings, Myths & Legends
A little mosaic of stylised images of representative Pokemon from the Johto region
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ideally i would do one run, two fitness and two pilates sessions per week. ideally. perhaps one day
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT !!! i went for a run for the first time in three years !!!!!! not without difficulty but it was great !!!!!!! hell yeah
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
bit hot innit
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
severe downside of wearing my slutty slutty gloss is that i cannot kiss my beautiful wife without catastrophic consequences :((((
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
thing that makes me happy is thinking about potential illustrations with my blorbos doing some morally reprehensible stuff and captioning it with a carly rae jepsen lyric or some shit equivalent
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
enfin un peu de justice dans ce monde
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
through gritted teeth exercise is GOOD for you it's GREAT it's AMAZING and SUPER COOL
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Intrusion
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
today i'm being super brave bc i'm wearing my gay slut top for the first time in months bc some guy called a lot of names and showed me his tongue way too much which made me feel a bit sick wearing it BUT it's a very cool shirt made by my friend so fuck this
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
four hours for the last segment, two for everything else. lol. lmao even
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
FIRST TRY NO HIT ANY%
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
giving it another go tomorrow but i might just give up bc it doesn't feel challenging anymore it's just like. a millisecond window that i cannot get right and i know there's another one waiting right after so maybe i don't care that much honestly gnuesibgeriub
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
deicded to try the path of pain for shits and giggles then got through the first segment and decided to keep going but now i've been stuck for two hours in the last one and i keep watching the speedrun video over and over again but i cannot for the life of me go through the remaining five saws
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i have this with letterboxd
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Mx. Fee @mxfee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
💖
resetera.com
Team Cherry's lead programmer came out as trans
from the hollow knight wiki: edit:
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
fucking crying
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lord grant me the same perseverance i have in hollow knight for my fucking spanish grammarrrrrrrrrrr ughhhhhhhhh
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