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citrus poltergeist

@absoluteabsolem.bsky.social
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that's why i put stuff in the ad like ''are you a fan of interview with the vampire ?'' like. i want them to know that i'm dangerous eden • mostly he, sometimes they • FR/ENG/ESP (wip)

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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me when someone who is known for hurting my feelings finds new and exciting ways to keep hurting my feelings
low-res pikachu looking flabbergasted
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
chat do we have the vision
a simple image of quirrel, a character from hollow knight. he is a humanoid bug with the trunk of an isopod but only two arms and legs. his face is round and white with two oval black eyes. he has a big mask on top of his head and looks exactly (in the eyes of the person writing this) like the model in the video that is quoted below. they don't actually look alike but the model is wearing a big mask and his costume is skull-themed. there are also a lot of skulls in hollow knight. great game. have you heard of it before
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
fucking crying
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
#lrt una y otra vez, perú es clave
Pérou: au moins 75 blessés, principalement des policiers, lors d'une manifestation à Lima
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
picture of a white cat with very tiny sleepy eyes to illustrate how tired i am rn
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
moi écrivant ma lettre de motivation pr que la mutuelle valide mon bachelier
extrait d'une lettre de motivation très sérieuse :

Je suis grave de gauche et il faut vrmt des gens compétents pour combattre ce gouvernement de nazis et je suis un individu de type sérieux et assidu donc dites-moi oui svp.

Vous remerciant de m’avoir lu, je vous prie d'agréer, Madame, Monsieur, l'expression de mes salutations distinguées.
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
never beating the parody of myself allegations (i *did* actually find very cool stuff to do that has nothing to do with the royal family or the godforsaken wizard franchise god bless)
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
la marque de croquettes de champips lance des sachets du coup je prends un lot mixte pour tester et regardez les ingrédients vrmt la meuf vit à babylone en ft. "agrémentés de framboise" ok excusez-moi
2 x bœuf, poulet & carottes, agrémentés de poires
2 x poulet, oie & potiron, agrémentés de pommes
1 x canard, poulet & courgettes, agrémentés de framboises
1 x saumon, poulet & épinards, agrémentés de fraises
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
crying
a screenshot of a conversation with my girlfriend. i sent her a picture of david suchet as hercule poirot with the caption "look at my father who raised me". she replied "this explains so much". i asked her what she meant and she sent "this is an autistic trans man mi amor"
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
what does this MEAN
screenshot of the wikipedia page of the Real as a philosophical concept. it says :

In continental philosophy, the Real refers to the demarcation of reality that is correlated with subjectivity and intentionality. In Lacanianism, it is an "impossible" category because of its opposition to expression and inconceivability. The Real Order is a topological ring (lalangue) and ex-sists as an infinite homonym.

[T]he real in itself is meaningless: it has no truth for human existence. In Lacan's terms, it is speech that "introduces the dimension of truth into the real."

— James DiCenso
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citrus poltergeist @absoluteabsolem.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
haven't been here much bc i found a little baby under a car recently and now she's registered under my name and everything, she's keeping me busy. unexpected parenthood
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