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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator

@absinthetics.bsky.social
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here exclusively to post bad takes on DAS BOOT formerly: The Onion, the reality TV industry, the poker tables, the bottom of a black hole

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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 56m
I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my AI Jesus Talkin’ to me from the ashtray of my car
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gonna get Mike D to create an alter ego named Diamond Mike just to prove a point / make a friend’s head explode.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*exasperated sigh* Next to what?
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How often do you foresee plucking this record from your collection? And how likely is it that you’ll forget where you filed it after all this nonsense? Put it where it causes the least cognitive dissonance. Just kidding, put it under M which is WHERE IT BELONGS DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MF Doom is a stage name. Like Mike D. … ok. Where would you file MCA (RIP)? Nathaniel Hornblower (same)?
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When was the last time someone called him Mr. Zimmerman? And also he legally changed it so he’s Mr. Dylan now, thank you very much.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(I’m not an ontologist, but I play one on TV.)
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’d put Madonna under M, not C. Kid Rock would presumably be under K if you were an asshole. It’s a stage name, so under M for Mike. If he released a solo record as Michael Diamond you’d have to make some difficult choices about correctness.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you are a member of the republican party who isn’t a Nazi, yes you are. Yes. You are.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m torn. On the one hand, Trump should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life. On the other, never interrupt your enemy when they are in the process of making a mistake.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Successful shows will be granted a two-hour special to wrap things up, which will then be declared a tax write off and never seen by anyone.
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The UK is worried that Trump wouldn’t be there for NATO if Russia attacked Europe… Mother fuckers, Trump wouldn’t be there for America if someone nuked a blue state!
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ask a fan and they’ll tell you the “4-0” qualifier is unnecessary
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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That sound you just heard was the collective gasp of everyone who has read Annie Jacobsen’s Biological War: A Scenario www.ynetnews.com/health_scien...
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Mystery in Siberia: anti-plague lab worker dies after test tube breaks, nearly 200 isolated
Officials have not confirmed plague as the cause of Daria Shipilova’s death; she developed severe pneumonia days after the alleged exposure, while Russia’s health chief flew in and authorities opened ...
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, obviously they shouldn’t get even one bite at that apple, but two? Get outta here.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly don’t think the state should get a mulligan on a failed execution.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We let gang rapists off with an essay and clumsily execute the abused. What the fuck are we even doing here, man.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We as a species are SO GOOD at killing one another, but give these fuckers unlimited time to develop a foolproof way and they fuck it up. Yet another reason to end state-sanctioned murder.
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Hannah Bowman @hannahnpbowman.com · 01/10/2026
End the death penalty. End it now. There is no reason for it, never.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gimme a Sharpie and some un-tattooed skin to work with and I’ll do it.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a guy who tends to take ant incursions personally, I am definitely living in the wrong state.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The BBC's new director general's brain is smaller on the inside.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RESIDENT EVIL: both the best Resident Evil movie and the worst Zach Cregger movie. Not bad! Sort of exhausting though. Effective score, worthy jump scares, and a hell of a performance by Austin Abrams.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BUDDY: little patchy in parts, but the horror-as-kid-TV elements are spot on.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kid and I booked ourselves a matinee double feature of BUDDY and RESIDENT EVIL. Seeing a midnight movie at noon feels a little wrong, but then again I am old.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After sixteen years the waste management company moved trash collection from Tuesday to Friday and I have never been so discombobulated.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
to be fair it’s been a while since we were educated about the perils of communism, it ALMOST seemed new
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok, but considering what everybody ELSE was doing in the ‘80s it’s a minor miracle of a movie.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is why there isn’t a donut following me everywhere I go
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A friend is constantly self-promoting his new AI-powered project and I just want to
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Shrek Choking
Alt: A GIF of Homer Simpson vigorously strangling his son Bart. It’s from a comedy.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Edward Scissorhands has entered the chat
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YES DISINTEGRATIONS
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I remember wanting to rip the ears off of people who told me to “sleep when the baby sleeps!” Because a) we still needed to, you know, eat and work and etc and b) the baby slept NEVER.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love to have a family farm and also at least 19 vacation farms
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In related news, I’m no longer a subscriber.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most important PERSON period, probably
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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 21/09/2026
In terms of the film's success, Marcia was the most important Lucas on the crew
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did not sleep for 1.5 years after child was born. Finally paid for a session with a sleep coach. YMMV obviously, but the method worked. Eventually.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tell them a forever-GM is having vicarious trauma for them.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You would not BELIEVE the mail the paper got in its infancy.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And you didn’t add a quick scrawl that said “WAS RIGHT”?
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh no I appear to have left no room for margarita mix at the top of this glass of tequila and triple sec whatever shall I do
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
if cookies and bacon for breakfast is wrong etc etc
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh man did they go from “Mrjrss Beredjds” into “Krmsnlssxnidi”? That would be an epic transition.
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Go to the desert, they said. It cools down plenty at night, they said.
A screenshot from a weather app. The screenshot indicates that the current temperature is 93F, with a daily high of 107F and a nightly low of 90F. “Cools down at night” my lily white ass.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Always remember that entertainment executives are the stupidest people on the planet
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Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator @absinthetics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Charlie Brown and the Football
Alt: Charlie Brown and the Football
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Rick Paisano @sicilianrick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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