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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧

@abscynth286.bsky.social
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No longer here to argue with internet strangers. Just here to find like minded folks and enjoy delicious meme content. Opinions are often wrong and my own! He/Him Expect dog photos, profanity, and other nerd stuff Van. Island 🇨🇦

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John Roscoe @johnroscoe.bsky.social · 14h
"Constance, please, calm down. I did everything I could, but the Canadians — strong beer and universal healthcare has made them wild and strong-willed." "Don't tell ME to calm down. The fate of family's vineyard dynasty is at stake. We simply *must* sell our plonk to those beaver-munching savages!"
Adam Schiff, playing a Democrat in the U.S. Senate.Barbara Stanwyck playing Constance Colby in the Dynasty spin-off, The Colbys.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 1h
I wonder if it’s a rotating selection of rotating sandwiches? I’m going to check again in a few days to confirm.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 3h
The most Canadian thing about this is half the comments are telling him to knock it off with this "greatest country on Earth" nonsense. 😅
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 3h
Hey Americans. You're supporting this now - until you remove the felon from office you. are. supporting. this.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 4h
I mean. There ARE penalties for treason...
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 13h
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 4h
Every single American should walk out…into the streets.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 4h
It’s treason. And the fact that there aren’t people in the streets protesting this very minute is…telling.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 14h
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 5h
He’s a threat to humanity. No one person should hold as much power and wealth as he does.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 5h
Hey America. I know you’ve scheduled a protest for tomorrow. But why not just get into the fucking streets a few hours early? Please?
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 6h
Multiple generations.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 8h
What did he say that you found so stupid?
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 11h
Yea? Then get your effing federal government under control then.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 11h
I don’t like American whine anymore.
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hope50.bsky.social @hope50.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Best 4 years with a compassionate smart leader who loves Alberta.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
By “ruin everything” they actually mean “spend money on infrastructure that was neglected for decades”
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Whatever. We’ve been hearing nonsense like this for 15 years now. Wake me up when it happens.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
America has elected this thing twice now. You'll have to excuse the rest of the globes trepidation this time.
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Marc 🍁 @marc55.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is why I will never respect or trust the USA again. "It wasn't us, it was him" doesn't wash. He...speaks for you! Until you remove him, that fact remains. And since nobody has the balls to remove him, I don't trust you anymore. Period. End. No two ways about it.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Protesting more than once a quarter would be a fantastic start.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Tell us how you want us to put our lives on the line to stop this, because that's what you're really saying." Its not the rest of the worlds fault that America has failed to build systems to care for its citizens. We don't lose our healthcare if we protest. We don't worry about gun violence.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Protest beyond a scheduled quarterly protest for starters. 🙄 Americans have had TWO years to build a meaningful resistance to this, and have utterly failed. Hundreds of people murdered in the Caribbean, school children blown up in Iran. But yea, its American citizens we should be feeling for...
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Cool. I still hate America though.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I hate America so fucking much right now. Y’all *ever* going to do anything to stop this? No? Cool. 🙄🤮
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Neil Before Zod @waytowichneil.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This “it’s just boys being boys” narrative has to die.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A-fucking-hem
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why the fuck he is even down there? PP does not represent Canada.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We’re not fascist enough.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Americans are actually somewhat lucky that we elect calm and rational people to (Federal) government! I’m prepared to blockade a highway if I have to! I stage managed Les Mis, I can build a *good* barricade!
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Maybe British Columbia should start charging every American truck transiting through to Alaska a toll?
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Take off the fucking hat then.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
/glares at America.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not if they have to be defrosted regularly…
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Apparently y’all gonna wait until November to try and do anything?
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s somewhat typical for Americans to not actually understand how badly they are fucking the rest of the globe right now.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s somewhat typical for Americans to not actually understand how badly they are fucking the rest of the globe right now.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And the children who were blown up in Iran are worse off than the folks who might lose their jobs for protesting. What’s your fucking point? Holy fuck am I absolutely sick and tired of America(ns).
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What more will it take for Americans to get out into the streets?
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bet he doesn’t hang around for long though.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We didn’t punch enough of them the first time we had the chance to
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Quite frankly none of that is the rest of the worlds problem. We have gun laws. We have healthcare. We have social safety nets. We've voted in leaders that have built these systems. You're asking the rest of the world to endure hardship because your country didn't vote for these things.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They’ll need to do more than protest once a quarter then.
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margeebonaccorso.bsky.social @margeebonaccorso.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Isn’t she supposed to be under house arrest?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Marry us
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The silence from Americans is even more deafening. We already know the GOP supports this shit show. Apparently most Americans do as well.
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Ian 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @abscynth286.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey. America. The streets: get into them? Y’all are waiting too long between your Saturday afternoon scheduled protests. Your president is a traitor.
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