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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Woo new multi-fx ordered! Looks really intere-FUCK it's being allegedly-delivered by Evri." Just gonna draft the refund request for non delivery now.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Sexy Brutale still has one of the best OSTs of any game ever. This shit has been stuck in my head for like 9 years now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLT6...

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The Sexy Brutale: Casino Theme (Full)

YouTube video by Laurice Deauxnim

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Maybe I'm just naturally chaotic and belligerent but I take this as less of a warning and more of a challenge. I can count on having my shitposts attributed to me properly.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's like golf, you see. All evidence suggests that you've got to be as unlikable and unpopular as possible to be that into AI.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Moltres, by the way. The answer for me is Moltres. I'm lazy and that self-cooking quality is too good to turn down. Honourable mention to the idea of Ditto smoothies, just to find out if they can change flavour.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I got into a conversation last night with some friends about a very deep and philosophical topic and I think it deserves real talking about. Namely, if you had to choose one, which Pokemon would you choose to eat?

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

For those keeping score, that would be AHRBDWEFLMNSXIJGKQOPCTVYUZ.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I will settle for nothing more or less than the alphabet being sung in phonetically alphabetical order.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Writing an unnecessarily-detailed thesis on how the difference between industrial metal and nu metal can be determined based almost solely on the differences in angle of incidence between stage and bass guitar.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And for fuck sake, no. A discord server doesn't count as any kind of information gathering space you lazy bastards.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They should stop being cowards and start using hydrogen again. It'll be fiiiiiine.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sure, giant airships won't SOLVE the problems, but I feel like they'd deliver more fun problems.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ohfuck it just occurred to me that we're almost definitely getting at least one new Old Gods of Asgard song next week.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The 10% that got through were somehow Hotrod's fault.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How fucked do you have to be to get FUCKING HASBRO to disavow you?

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Fun fact: OSHA are weak of body and spirit and have no authority over the Z-Axis. Gain the high ground and the cowards cannot demand anything of you.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Does anyone else ever think about the fact that there's precisely no reason news programmes HAVE to use those dramatic fanfare-y stings? There are other ways to get attention! Peart-esque drum solos. Jaunty tunes. A glitched-up Amen Break. Quick saxophone solo. The possibilities are endless.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's always Halloween, which is just a state of mind.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Honestly I'm still convinced that the entire C&C series was a dream casting for ANY actor of the era. Just a summer camp with fully edible sets by design.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I think I've raged about this before but I was just reminded of the subject. Developers: If your game does not have fully customisable button rebinding in 2026 - no matter the input method - your game is not yet feature complete or suitable for release. Do better.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The phrase 'I'll die on this hill' is defeatist and lacking spirit. Show conviction. Stand up for yourself. Kill everybody else on the hill instead. Make the hill bigger. Pose like Doomguy upon a ziggurat of fallen enemies at the crest, with a banner proclaiming your weirdness. I believe in you.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Just had the realisation that allegations and alligators don't stem from the same root and now I feel kind of like it's ruined my day. I've never thought of this before.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

After giving it another shot after a couple of years and spending a bunch more hours with it, I can confidently say that Steelrising is definitely one of the soulslike games ever made. I mean it's by no means a bad game. I think I just don't like the lack of either fluidity or commitment in combat.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

THEY SHALL BE MY OKAYEST WARRIORS AND THEY SHALL PROBABLY NOT PANIC TOO MUCH ALL CONSIDERED.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Ada Lovelace would have fucking loved modular synths.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I feel so short today what is this eat me drink me bullshit

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I promise that God will have no hand in the end result of this

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I'm going to go back in time and start kidnapping authors to make the most whimsical chimaera imaginable. C.S. Lewiscarrollkien shall be fiction no more.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I have an inherent distrust of squirrels that walk normally without doing the hoppy slithery-but-vertical movement. Clearly some kind of shape-changing mage who paid no attention to their supposed disguise's mannerisms.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I'm still trying to figure out why my MIDI controller outputs note data on every pot, every slider tick and every movement of either pitch or mod wheels when using USB MIDI via DIN port. Unfortunately the USB port is wrecked to the point the port fell into the body so that's not an option.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Pissed off pyromaniac nun. Sneaky Elf. SPESS DWARF. Seriously. So long as it's one of the three I'm happy.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

So I've been playing Darktide again recently and my friend is convinced the next class will very possibly be either a Sister of Battle, an Eldar Ranger or an angry Squat. I cannot lose.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Seriously. Why do metalcore bassists have such an affinity for white tshirts with that one font on them?

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Declaring in a room full of white tshirt obsessed bassists that the entirety of metalcore is, was and forever will just be caffeine free diet melodeath, just to feel something.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I am a foolish woman who keeps forgetting bsky exists.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

At least there's job security there. Nobody in their right mind defaults to "hehehe I'm going to be sneaky and not pay the angry chainsaw elf."🖤

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I'm no expert on Catholicism but I feel like the pope should make the Shure SM58 a saint.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I've just had the greatest idea that's crossed my mind for a LONG time but I'm not sure how to achieve it. Googly eye contacts.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The great thing about my creative endeavours is that nobody will ever accuse me of using AI because I'm fairly certain that soulless slop machines kick out finished tracks.

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Scratch a transphobe, disinfect your fingernails because eugh.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. ...It's a little bit warm.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

We need to have a serious discussion about renegotiating the rights and oxygen privileges of people who hold clip-on mics when doing pieces to camera.

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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 20/06/2026

why does the back of my washing machine have a jack for a lost soul

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

That should be the second thing you do. The first is always - and I mean ALWAYS - try 0451 to see if you can save some time.

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Anja, the Petrichorphan @abrakablam.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I just need to remind the world that Belmont's Revenge had a catastrophically-underrated soundtrack. That is all.

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