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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 11/10/2026

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Sister Dot doesn't fuck around with abbey security

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Owl @abowlofapples.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That said, the thought occurs to me that there is no good reason for Vincent to try and redirect Adriel into becoming a chef. I realize its a crack fic, but still, standards. However, I stand by Shannon and Raya side by side on a couch watching this unfold and laughing their asses off.

Owl @abowlofapples.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Jillian is the obvious answer, so we can't even count her as a candidate to begin with, so with that said, and given the length and breadth of the fields the prize covers, it's really a more of a question of headcanons. I will note that Yasmine, who canonically is pursing a PhD in journalism is

Owl @abowlofapples.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"Yeah, but this is for the fetishists."

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That's entire possible, but as an addendum, Shannon is now on the couch next to Reya, also laughing her ass off.

And somewhere in the aether, Reya is laughing her ass off.

So naturally, Adriel is incensed. If chefs are what the people truly want, a chef is what they shall have. This forces Ava and Mary to lead a counter team of chefs in a cook-off. WARRIOR CHEF!

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helping Adriel, that's a red flag, so if he can't stop the train, he might be able to redirect it. So even as he and Mary look for the map, he fills his head with celebrity chefs for Adriel to pick up. Celebrity is where the people worship, not gods. Celebrity chefs especially. People emulate THEM

No wait, I like this. Like, Vincent realizes post Shannon that he royally. ROYALLY fucked up in killing her. Like, realizing Adriel fucked him over Royally screwed up. Thing is, train's left the station, he can't stop it. If he pulls back on the OCS, that's a red flag, if he pulls back on

See, Mary is Shannon's Beta Reader. Everything else is between them.

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While Camila and Ava are the most likely answers, for unlikely answer, I'm gonna say Shannon. For being a nun, she writes surprisingly good smut.

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straight you're thinking of.

from the vaudeville era, getting his start in radio, well before the advent of TV. His particular thing was that he was a miser, playing the straight man* to the rest of the show's cast, generally a reverse from the norm as usually its the headliner who delivers the punchlines. *not the kind of

Rogers and Insult Comedy. Rogers' particular shtick was to read the newspaper on stage and then comment on the stories. Lilith comments on current events and then savages the people involved and occasionally channels a little Jack Benny. For those who don't know who that is, Jack Benny was a

Okay, so the comedy styles break down as follows: Ava: Standard Standup. Anecdotes, commentary, that sort of thing. Camila: Similar to Ava, but mistakes happen, she involves the audience, plays music on stage, that sort of thing. Sort of Taylor Tomilson meets Weird Al. Lilith: Combines Will

Lilith is a spiritual kin to Faye of Questionable Content. www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?com...

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Comic #656 - Hosiery

On a computer, you have to go to account, then it should be under account, and click a link. I also just deleted everything the AI collected because I'm a little shit.

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than being [some highly paid professional job].

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insults in that same flat emotionless tone. The crowd thought it was insult comedy and loved it. Which pissed her off, so she doubled down on the savagery. She wound up winning the competition and was amazed to discover that there were people who wanted to see her insult them and others. Better

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to be one. What happened was that she thought she was showing up at an open mic to do some slam poetry, but no, it was a comedy thing. Her particular style was to do it in a flat, emotionless tone. When she realized her mistake and she was on stage at that point, she started throwing out

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Owl @abowlofapples.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I say take it one step further, they do a group, like Jeff Foxworthy did with Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and, Ron White. They had had a whole tour out of it. Like, Ava, Camila, and just because it would piss her off, Lilith. See, Lilith is not a standup comedian, nor did she set out

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Wasn't there a fic where Ava was a standup comedian?

Owl @abowlofapples.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It has only now occurred to me, just now, that "And We're Off!" could have been a sequel to "Blue Halo", but I would have to slightly rewrite a scene or two in "And We're Off" to make it so.

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Owl @abowlofapples.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

For us Star Wars fans. Because yeah. www.youtube.com/shorts/7Jiph...

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R2D2 Headcanons

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 06/10/2026

He was still alive? Huh.

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Owl @abowlofapples.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yep. Look at her when she first got the Halo, she was loving the people, the food, all of it. Now sure, a lot of that was being able to move and walk again, but I think it was also being in her element. Pair that with Beatrice, and she's got it all.

Owl @abowlofapples.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So in regards to my fic "Beatrice Bought a boat, and then things happened", which is a Warrior Nun/Transformers fusion, I just came up with a new fresh way to torment Lilith, or even compound the torment I already had planned. Sorry, Lilith Fans. 😈 archiveofourown.org/works/57338554

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Beatrice Bought A Boat (And Then Things Happened) - Chapter 1 - Owlman_Jack - Warrior Nun (TV), Transformers - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Owl @abowlofapples.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Alps for falling in love, Barcelona for their life together. Ava has always struck me as the Big City by the sea type.

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Sean Connell @slcpgh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Funniest goddamn (and yet accurate!) alt text you’ll read all day.

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From the motorcycles community on Reddit

"The Squirrel People Need To Talk To You." And I start laughing because something about the way she said it just sounded so ominous. Just felt like sharing that. Here, have a much better squirrel story. Not Mine. www.reddit.com/r/motorcycle...

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True Story: When I was taking Animal Animation, we were supposed to select an animal, study it, and then animate its walk cycle. This being a college campus, most of the students just picked squirrels. One day in class, when the teacher asked for question, one of them raised her hand, and said

and so on. But again, use common sense when downloading.

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others. Obviously, be aware of malware and other hazards as you go along or download. Swimsuit models are an excellent reference for anatomy study as most of the body is on display. Tumblr and Pinterest also tend to have art guides up, such as skin tone, how fat and muscle hang on the body

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from Disney showing a particular art style for specific films. These are aimed at animators working on those films to achieve consistency in the appearance of said film. The one for Lilo and Stitch, which avoided all uses of straight lines as best they could is the most well known, but there's

The Society for Manga Techniques book series is aimed at the traditional Manga artist. Their guide to coloring is good, but its also an ad for Copic brand markers. Which are a good brand, but still. Also, anything they say about tone can be replace with markers. There's a few PDF's floating around

A few other notes: Every book I mentioned may be available in PDF form, though where you'd look I have no idea. Avoid Christopher Hart's stuff like the plague until you've learned enough to critically assess his stuff. He has some good books, but he's more about art trends than techniques.

Owl @abowlofapples.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Also, Hansi of Nerdforge spent a 100 hours learning to draw, so I'm gonna link to it just because. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWi1...

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Owl @abowlofapples.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh, and for things like squirrel Ava, you will want a book on Animal Anatomy as well. This is the one I had to get when I was taking an animal animation class. www.amazon.com/Weatherly-Gu...

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The Weatherly Guide to Drawing Animals: Joe Weatherly, Joe Weatherly: 9780971031418: Amazon.com: Books

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