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Frank Cotton

@abotouv.bsky.social
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I'm just an average guy with exceptional facial hair.

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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes all you can do is laugh like DeNiro in Cape Fear
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Jj Laughing
ALT: Jj Laughing
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What the fuck is a midterm?
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We do what we can
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lovely cat!
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Give it some time, the tacos will regain their appeal and all will be right in the world. Don't throw them away in a moment of rage!
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These things can take some time, doesn't necessarily mean anything bad if it's taking longer than expected, HR bureaucracy is the same most everywhere.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Late breaking news, you're never going to believe this one guys.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You don't say
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They can't ban you from our hearts
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looking into that series now
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm up for any genre, I mostly read fantasy and horror but I'm not opposed to anything that is good. Will definitely look into those
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Start with "The Blade Itself"
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Will You Be Mine Will You Be My Girlfriend
ALT: Will You Be Mine Will You Be My Girlfriend
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That's on my list. I read "Between Two Fires" by him a couple of weeks back and was blown away by it.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My goodness, if you're into dark fantasy you're in for such a treat.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump held a lavish dinner party to welcome McConnell back into the fold
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been on a Joe Abercrombie binge lately, just about finished up with the First Law trilogy. Any recommendations for similar authors? #booksky
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's clearly been severely ill throughout this entire term, they'll deny it as long as possible though.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes you just have to weaponize your piss
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not sure what a Macklemoore is but I hope Ed Sheeran's tour falls apart regardless.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The FBI are diddling animals, we've brought democracy to the Strait of Hormuz, we're absolutely definitely really getting the check this time as long as we vote for the right guy, and I don't have work tomorrow. What a time to be alive.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tread lightly, questions such as this could end with you in the back of an unmarked van with a black bag pulled over your head.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really should post here more
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As are all important messages to those who aren't ready to receive them
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Paulie Walnuts is looking quite magnificent tonight #petsky
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly making a quick pitstop on her way to heaven to find Jolene
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Of all the clownshoe timelines how did I end up in the one where I have to read that the MyPillow guy, who was endorsed by the president, is claiming that the Minnesota gubernatorial race was rigged against him on major "news" outlets.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Birds born in a cage thing flying is an illness" - Alejandro Jodorowsky
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#booksky How does everyone feel about audiobooks? I never used to care for them but lately they've been the only thing getting me through my extremely boring job, I may have been wrong about them my entire life.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
lol what is this from?
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Let's just take a moment to remember that nothing is real and stop worrying about things that don't even exist.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sometimes you're just minding your own business, leaving bad reviews for bad movies on letterbox, and something random triggers a core memory for you and makes you sad.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Did we really need a half hour address and "declassified documents" to tell us that elections are fake and manipulated by foreign interests? Without a single HINT of consequences for said manipulation? Thank God he informed us that we can save democracy if we simply CALL OUR REPRESENTATIVE tomorrow
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Read all of these, quality stuff.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Any more horror recommendations?
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sometimes a customer or boss just needs an extra ingredient or two, it happens.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I certainly hope not. There's a lot of suspicion around why they're changing their associate stock program over to Merrill Lynch and out of their current stock system, I know a lot of people who panic sold immediately upon the news breaking.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The more time that goes by the more I'm convinced that nothing is real.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Walmart stock is currently the lowest it's been all year
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A good beard is to be celebrated lol
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There’s always a little more buried in the sock drawer
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I like books
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just an average guy with exceptional facial hair
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Message me
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Calmer than you are
ALT: Calmer than you are
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Got to spend all day making root beer floats for charity and my discover is full of cats, what a fine night to be alive.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
there are so few Mexican food options around here compared to when I lived on the west coast, it breaks my heart
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the real main attraction was the muffin I got from Wegmans tbh
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Maybe the real illegal middle east genocide and oil war was the friends we made along the way
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