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Frank Cotton

@abotouv.bsky.social
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I'm just an average guy with exceptional facial hair.

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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes all you can do is laugh like DeNiro in Cape Fear
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What the fuck is a midterm?
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Late breaking news, you're never going to believe this one guys.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump held a lavish dinner party to welcome McConnell back into the fold
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been on a Joe Abercrombie binge lately, just about finished up with the First Law trilogy. Any recommendations for similar authors? #booksky
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not sure what a Macklemoore is but I hope Ed Sheeran's tour falls apart regardless.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The FBI are diddling animals, we've brought democracy to the Strait of Hormuz, we're absolutely definitely really getting the check this time as long as we vote for the right guy, and I don't have work tomorrow. What a time to be alive.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really should post here more
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Paulie Walnuts is looking quite magnificent tonight #petsky
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly making a quick pitstop on her way to heaven to find Jolene
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Of all the clownshoe timelines how did I end up in the one where I have to read that the MyPillow guy, who was endorsed by the president, is claiming that the Minnesota gubernatorial race was rigged against him on major "news" outlets.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Birds born in a cage thing flying is an illness" - Alejandro Jodorowsky
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#booksky How does everyone feel about audiobooks? I never used to care for them but lately they've been the only thing getting me through my extremely boring job, I may have been wrong about them my entire life.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Let's just take a moment to remember that nothing is real and stop worrying about things that don't even exist.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sometimes you're just minding your own business, leaving bad reviews for bad movies on letterbox, and something random triggers a core memory for you and makes you sad.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Did we really need a half hour address and "declassified documents" to tell us that elections are fake and manipulated by foreign interests? Without a single HINT of consequences for said manipulation? Thank God he informed us that we can save democracy if we simply CALL OUR REPRESENTATIVE tomorrow
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The more time that goes by the more I'm convinced that nothing is real.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Got to spend all day making root beer floats for charity and my discover is full of cats, what a fine night to be alive.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Maybe the real illegal middle east genocide and oil war was the friends we made along the way
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I get all my news from Brazilian psychics now
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
lol why are we talking about “midterms” like any of this is even real? Things will continue on their current course regardless of anything.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think I’ll make an omelette
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
What a wond'rous day to be alive
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Bought a peach muffin from Wegmans today and my life may never be the same again
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Jason and the Argonauts is a masterclass of filme
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
How long must I wrestle with my thoughts and every day have sorrow in my heart? How long will my enemy triumph over me? - Psalms 13:2
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
As it is written, so too shall it be done.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Vacation is nearing an end and I have an 8 day work week coming out of it, very nice lol.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My keurig stopped working and ruined my entire life, decided to stop supporting them and have an OFF BRAND machine on the way to replace it
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Forgive me Lord, for I am evil and retarded.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If I could do one evil billionaire thing it would be to bring the dodo bird back from extinction just so I could make FOIE GRAS out of the last living specimen
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Watching the world spiral has lost all its fun, I can't even feel anything one way or the other anymore. "Oh we're at war again? Neat." None of it is real, none of it matters. Eat at Arby's.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The wildest thing about all the Epstein files being released is that none of it will even matter. Normies on every side of the political spectrum will do the required mental gymnastics to exonerate their preferred pedophiles, back to business as usual, nothing to see here folks.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Me when a protester is killed at a rally: “Wow guys violence isn’t the answer” Also me when Bugs Bunny guns someone down in cold blood for coughing during his piano recital:
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Bedways is rightways now
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI7w...
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Wealth Won't Save Your Soul
YouTube video by Hank Williams - Topic
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Golly but life sure does feel a lot like Matthew 24 lately.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Recently discovered author Tim Waggoner after finding his novelization of "Terrifier 2", enjoying his work quite a bit. #booksky
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Do people really think that there has been a "victory" of sorts here? Bovino isn't even real and he will be "replaced" by more of the same. Stop falling for political theater and wake up, my dearest friends.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
How in the world does anyone still think that this is a "democrats vs republicans" thing that we can VOTE our way out of? This country is in its death spiral right now and it's only going to get worse.
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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Bovine is not going to prison as long as trump is in office, stop fantasizing.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Not to get overly political or anything, but could we just declare mayonnaise a banned substance already?
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Always tickles me when I see that people still think that our current situation is something that we can VOTE our way out of. We're long past that my dearest and only friends.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
One day we'll all look at the time Trump kidnapped the president of Venezuela and his family with the same fondness and nostalgia with which we view the time that Bush did 9/11
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I reckon this whole ICE kerfluffle is less about illegals and more about provoking normie liberals to violence so it can be used as a front to enact strict gun control in the only way "conservatives" will accept it, that being that it's coming from daddy Trump
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Listen kids; Sometimes you have to kidnap the president of a South American cartel state and their family to make an omelette. And brother, we’re making the mother of all omelets here.
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Frank Cotton @abotouv.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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