💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 07/06/2026allah he has been risen using “artificial generation” or whatever iggy calls it 000
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 25/02/2026AND YOU. THE ONE READING THIS. I’M ALSO SENDING YOU TO THE MINES!!!! GET DIGGING❗️❗️❗️ 000
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I TIRE OF YOUR FRIENDSLOP, MARIO. GO TO THE MINES!! GO TO THE MARIO WONDER MINES!!! BRING ME WONDER SEEDS!!!!!! 100
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I’m not posting that bruh i got there and she said “NINJA PEACH” and threw smoke bombs in my eyes. that HURT, peaches!!!!! 000
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 03/02/2026gonna go kidnap the princess I’ll post the pics after 100
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/01/2026my daughter turned herself into a fucking fish, Mario. I’ll be back. 000
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 04/08/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character is holding a lantern and has the number 7 on his sleeveALT: a cartoon character is holding a lantern and has the number 7 on his sleeve 011
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/07/2025what kind of plumkber is this? this is th EPIECE OF FUCK SHIT WORTHLESS FUCK plumber 000
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/07/2025He may as well be fucking it nasty the way money is worthless now!!! 000
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/07/2025dear donkey kong: holy SHIT dude what did you do the econony is FUCKED yours, king bowser koopa the first 100
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 07/06/2025dude, why has rosalina showed up to this race in deadass the prettiest shit i've seen. chill the shell down bro this is a DIRTY RACE it's not that serious 010
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 20/04/2025EGGMAN DO WATER TYPES RESSIST STEEL OR DOES STEEL RESSIST WATER I DON’T REMEMBER 100
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Podoboo just evolved into blargh and now she’s burning everybody 000
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 19/04/2025alright so after i got absolutely SMACKED in that friken... capture tournament, i went back to the drawin' board. no more letting KAMEK tell ME what to do... i gotta do this the RIGHT WAY. THE BOWSER way. don't worry little podoboo i believe in you 100
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Mario is getting OLD! this is the SECOND TIME he’s completely misunderstood a post! 030
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025how DARE you. my son is very tech literate and he only fell for a tf2 scam ONE TIME 100
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025IM NOT TALKING ABOUT OUT OF UNIVERSE PRICES YOUUUU OVERALL OCTOPUS 210
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025WHAT DOES NINTENDO’S SHITTY PRACTICES HAVE TO DO WITH THE RED COIN EXCHANGE RATE, FAUCET BRAIN 200
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR ECONOMY!! WHY ARE RED COINS LIKE THIS 110
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 25/03/2025[ completely unflinching as the brick shatters into a million pieces against his forehead ] that was a toad you asshole 010
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 09/03/2025[ has been staring at this post for 23 days trying to come up with a retort ] Fuck 020
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 13/02/2025A ‘schmuck’? Hey, y’know, most of the time I hear that word, your name is in the same sentence. Food for though. 110
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Aren’t you like, twelve. YOU SHOULDN’T BE LOOKING AT THIS. GO EAT SOME CHICKEN TENDERS 000
Reposted by 💢BOWSER💢🪷 ⋆ TETOTO TETOTO TETO ~ .ᐟ ⋆ 🪷 @uso-no-utahime.bsky.social · 12/02/2025It was too much of a pain to stop, so, I changed roads... #VOCALOIDRP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ ...And pretended I was going the wrong way from the start. 🥖 143
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 12/02/2025hubba hubba... a WOMAN!* *king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically 110
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 11/02/2025(( I love people who reply through shadowposting!!!! I love somebody who likes a post and then writes a reply to it on the timeline instead of using the comment function or quote tweeting !!! I LOVE NOT SEEING THINGS OR KNOWINF WHAT’S GOING ON!!! 020
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Oh, and you can’t visit Vivian? Tsk, tsk. Super Favortism strikes again! 100
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025(( oh yeah i also wanted to write dk so let keee 000
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025It’s either that or ‘splinters on your dick’ again 011
💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Y’know, it’s just…. You chose those two specifically ………………. Didn’t even mention mallow………………………… it just makes me wonder, how bad…………. You need that phantom tgirlussey……… 121
Reposted by 💢BOWSER💢💣 WALUIGI @purpleprizes.bsky.social · 30/01/2025ARE YOU GOONING…? #MVRP, written by kyomedia.tenor.coma video game character is dancing in front of ghostsALT: a video game character is dancing in front of ghosts 033