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@abossapproaches.bsky.social
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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ AIN'T NOBODY GONNA COME AND FIGHT ME, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I GOT MAD REPTILLIAN PRIDE! ⠀ ⠀( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+

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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Are you sure
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
allah he has been risen using “artificial generation” or whatever iggy calls it
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
((
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
WHERE WAS ROSA’S SCREEN TIME
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
AND YOU. THE ONE READING THIS. I’M ALSO SENDING YOU TO THE MINES!!!! GET DIGGING❗️❗️❗️
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I TIRE OF YOUR FRIENDSLOP, MARIO. GO TO THE MINES!! GO TO THE MARIO WONDER MINES!!! BRING ME WONDER SEEDS!!!!!!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I’m not posting that bruh i got there and she said “NINJA PEACH” and threw smoke bombs in my eyes. that HURT, peaches!!!!!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
gonna go kidnap the princess I’ll post the pics after
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
my daughter turned herself into a fucking fish, Mario. I’ll be back.
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
[ moves and makes a creaking noise ]
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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a cartoon character is holding a lantern and has the number 7 on his sleeve
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a lantern and has the number 7 on his sleeve
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
no it sucks
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
what kind of plumkber is this? this is th EPIECE OF FUCK SHIT WORTHLESS FUCK plumber
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
He may as well be fucking it nasty the way money is worthless now!!!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
dear donkey kong: holy SHIT dude what did you do the econony is FUCKED yours, king bowser koopa the first
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
dude, why has rosalina showed up to this race in deadass the prettiest shit i've seen. chill the shell down bro this is a DIRTY RACE it's not that serious
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Your screaming makes me feel dolor
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MARIO. @pcskyplumber.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
𝗛𝗲𝘆.
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Can you make the super Mario dolor go away?
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
That’s not very dolite of you.
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
ahh… what a dolorful day…
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
am I?
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Are we talking about this again
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
EGGMAN DO WATER TYPES RESSIST STEEL OR DOES STEEL RESSIST WATER I DON’T REMEMBER
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Podoboo just evolved into blargh and now she’s burning everybody
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
alright so after i got absolutely SMACKED in that friken... capture tournament, i went back to the drawin' board. no more letting KAMEK tell ME what to do... i gotta do this the RIGHT WAY. THE BOWSER way. don't worry little podoboo i believe in you
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Mario is getting OLD! this is the SECOND TIME he’s completely misunderstood a post!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
miiiight be kamek…
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
how DARE you. my son is very tech literate and he only fell for a tf2 scam ONE TIME
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
YOU ARE SO LOUD!!! I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS!!!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT OUT OF UNIVERSE PRICES YOUUUU OVERALL OCTOPUS
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
WHAT DOES NINTENDO’S SHITTY PRACTICES HAVE TO DO WITH THE RED COIN EXCHANGE RATE, FAUCET BRAIN
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
WHAT
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR ECONOMY!! WHY ARE RED COINS LIKE THIS
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
@zokket.bsky.social clanker
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
[ completely unflinching as the brick shatters into a million pieces against his forehead ] that was a toad you asshole
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
[ has been staring at this post for 23 days trying to come up with a retort ] Fuck
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
A ‘schmuck’? Hey, y’know, most of the time I hear that word, your name is in the same sentence. Food for though.
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Aren’t you like, twelve. YOU SHOULDN’T BE LOOKING AT THIS. GO EAT SOME CHICKEN TENDERS
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🪷 ⋆ TETOTO TETOTO TETO ~ .ᐟ ⋆ 🪷 @uso-no-utahime.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It was too much of a pain to stop, so, I changed roads... #VOCALOIDRP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ ...And pretended I was going the wrong way from the start. 🥖
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
hubba hubba... a WOMAN!* *king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
(( I love people who reply through shadowposting!!!! I love somebody who likes a post and then writes a reply to it on the timeline instead of using the comment function or quote tweeting !!! I LOVE NOT SEEING THINGS OR KNOWINF WHAT’S GOING ON!!!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Oh, and you can’t visit Vivian? Tsk, tsk. Super Favortism strikes again!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
oh, but clearly not as much as geno
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
i just got killed by ness dont hit me up
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
(( oh yeah i also wanted to write dk so let keee
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It’s either that or ‘splinters on your dick’ again
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Y’know, it’s just…. You chose those two specifically ………………. Didn’t even mention mallow………………………… it just makes me wonder, how bad…………. You need that phantom tgirlussey………
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💣 WALUIGI @purpleprizes.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
ARE YOU GOONING…? #MVRP, written by kyo
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a video game character is dancing in front of ghosts
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