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@abossapproaches.bsky.social
114 followers 90 following 124 posts

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ AIN'T NOBODY GONNA COME AND FIGHT ME, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I GOT MAD REPTILLIAN PRIDE! ⠀ ⠀( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+

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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
WHERE WAS ROSA’S SCREEN TIME
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I TIRE OF YOUR FRIENDSLOP, MARIO. GO TO THE MINES!! GO TO THE MARIO WONDER MINES!!! BRING ME WONDER SEEDS!!!!!!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
gonna go kidnap the princess I’ll post the pics after
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
my daughter turned herself into a fucking fish, Mario. I’ll be back.
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
[ moves and makes a creaking noise ]
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
what kind of plumkber is this? this is th EPIECE OF FUCK SHIT WORTHLESS FUCK plumber
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
dear donkey kong: holy SHIT dude what did you do the econony is FUCKED yours, king bowser koopa the first
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
dude, why has rosalina showed up to this race in deadass the prettiest shit i've seen. chill the shell down bro this is a DIRTY RACE it's not that serious
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MARIO. @pcskyplumber.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
𝗛𝗲𝘆.
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
ahh… what a dolorful day…
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
alright so after i got absolutely SMACKED in that friken... capture tournament, i went back to the drawin' board. no more letting KAMEK tell ME what to do... i gotta do this the RIGHT WAY. THE BOWSER way. don't worry little podoboo i believe in you
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Mario is getting OLD! this is the SECOND TIME he’s completely misunderstood a post!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR ECONOMY!! WHY ARE RED COINS LIKE THIS
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
@zokket.bsky.social clanker
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
[ completely unflinching as the brick shatters into a million pieces against his forehead ] that was a toad you asshole
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
[ has been staring at this post for 23 days trying to come up with a retort ] Fuck
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🪷 ⋆ TETOTO TETOTO TETO ~ .ᐟ ⋆ 🪷 @uso-no-utahime.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It was too much of a pain to stop, so, I changed roads... #VOCALOIDRP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ ...And pretended I was going the wrong way from the start. 🥖
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
hubba hubba... a WOMAN!* *king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
(( I love people who reply through shadowposting!!!! I love somebody who likes a post and then writes a reply to it on the timeline instead of using the comment function or quote tweeting !!! I LOVE NOT SEEING THINGS OR KNOWINF WHAT’S GOING ON!!!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
i just got killed by ness dont hit me up
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
(( oh yeah i also wanted to write dk so let keee
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💣 WALUIGI @purpleprizes.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
ARE YOU GOONING…? #MVRP, written by kyo
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a video game character is dancing in front of ghosts
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
@spacestandart.bsky.social just in case you forgot. my kids are better than YOUR kids at soccer
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🪐⋆ ROSALINA. ⋆🪐 @spacestandart.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Everything stays, but it still changes... #MARIORP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ Ever so slightly, daily and nightly... in little ways, when everything stays.
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‎‎ ​ ​​ ​​ ​ ​‎‎ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​illusion king @boohouses.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
TEMP PIN written by kyo, #mvrp slash #mariorp. hi gabby
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a video game character holding a flashlight standing next to a boo
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
(( i GOTTA get king boo back
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Well well well…. If it isn’t the blowjob brothers…!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
(( @octavo.femboy.gg hey how fucking much was this custom domain by the way
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Come fight petey piranha in ice world, boy. Let's See How Well You Do
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
[ sitting at a desk, that has a nameplate that says 'CEO of national tragedies' ]
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ninji Boy can lower the block? Damn, I better keep my ass in world 8-🏯… OR I’M FINISHED!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
(( (lrts) the family is All Here ..
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🪄Kamek🪄 @badluckspace.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
⠀ ⎡ ⠀ you may have⠀⎤ ⠀ ⠀ heard of me. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀i am known ⎣ ⠀ ⠀as KAMEK! ⠀ ⎦ ⠀
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🎷junior🎷 @enterbowserjr.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
⠀ ⎡⠀⠀the koopa kid rules⠀⠀⎤ ⠀⠀⠀ and mario DROOLS! ⠀and the koopa prince gon’ ⎣⠀⠀ BRING THE PAIN! ⠀ ⎦ ⠀ ⠀
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
(( just found my least favorite mario character ever dhmu
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
bounce on it for 8 red coins
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
True
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@legendaryaegis.bsky.social listen. I need you to do your famous aegis move. It’s very important
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
(( I need bowser jr. to bring back the bully saga
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Alright, stop YAPPING about Herobrine already and help me push! What’re you guys, FRIENDLIEST?! We got one minute left on the clock!
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
back in my lair, once more. you bet I didn’t have one of these, did ya? observe my rig. Six different monitors? Effervescent. I can play Nintendo switch AND PC at the same time. You see the upper left one? THAT’S the iggy cam. Can’t leave that guy unsupervised.
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💢BOWSER💢 @abossapproaches.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
⠀ ⎡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WAKE UP!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⎤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀MISS TOADSTOOL, ⠀it is i your one and only king; ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ BOWSER KOOPA. ⠀⠀i'm a turtle as you've seen, ⠀a little slow and a little green, ⠀ ⠀but I'm the whole, i'd say, ⎣⠀⠀⠀ SUPER DOOPA.⠀⠀⠀ ⎦ ⠀
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