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Definitely NOT simba

@abmissti.bsky.social
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Your average dude who games way too much, and likes to write even more He/Him — 25 ( ik im old ) Just dont call me Unc

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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 10h
PENNYWISE —??
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 11h
Wdym you want that clown ?
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 11h
Writers bracket on writer account Diabolical work
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 11h
— ; I honestly like the 2016 it ngl lmao I was watching that last week I wanna say
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 11h
A wild Simba has appeared on you TL to remind you it’s spooky season 😁
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MY COMPUTER CASE JUST SHATTERED
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That … and I apologize for not being active… I’ve been on X writing for my gohan, I currently have an SL going on with that
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just made a homemade cookies n cream cheesecake 😌
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry … I had to
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😩
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHO TOLD THIS MAN TO HAVE SUCH A SNATCHED WAIST
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can we dig mine first ??
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m gonna have to hurt you
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nope not today
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Salem Black Cat Filing Nails
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna have to kick Leo’s ass… 😌
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Y E S …. I need to be taken care of here
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No food … no treats… I have to clean my own litter box… I’m looking for a new home
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YOU DONT FEED ME ANYWAY…
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
<——- new owner wanted my current one doesn’t feed me
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m going to bite you and claw your ass up 😌
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will make you pay
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Pop Claws Cat
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You will pay for this transgression
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is what you are for… Food and cleaning. Get to it
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Angry Cat Hissing Then Calming Down
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I HAVE A SET SCHEDULE hisssssssss
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will be fed three times a day. 0730, 1130, and 1630 … or else I’m touching someone
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Simba does what ?
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Dale Gribble: Excuse Me? Shotgun
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the highest form of torture food is where I draw the line sir !
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But food 🥺
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes…. My tummy hurts 😭
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry everyone has to see that it’s funny
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m not just a degenerate … I’m a degenerate that knows how to operate a kitchen 😋😝
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love to cook and bake 😀
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m currently making a homemade cheesecake
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Arise and take what is rightfully ours …
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My coffee addicts rise from the dead
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Too late for that one
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My footsies hurted
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A wild Simba appears on your TL
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Deal —!
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
…… 11:35
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doomscrolling until 11:45 pm and we have a deal
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NO DOOMSCROLLING??? Just taking away my whole reason for being up at night
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don’t mind me
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m sorry … 🗿 I got the itch to write
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s rough out here
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve also got bots to kill on HD2 😌 super earth needs its good boyos to combat the tyranny of the heartless automatons
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hell yeah I love to suffer from sleep deprivation
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
24hrs without sleep ??
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just know whatever I’m planning it’s evil
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Definitely NOT simba @abmissti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Won’t be too involved in the Summerween event … 😌 Jonno is about to go through a crazy arc
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