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merto
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mert - illustrator, goofy-footed poser, cat person. #illos for my art and stuff. @abinaber on IG
mert - illustrator, goofy-footed poser, cat person. #illos for my art and stuff. @abinaber on IG
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[Title panel]: STREET DANCE with MARK ZUCKERBERG
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[Mark Zuckerberg doing a street dance tutorial. he is wearing his silly current street bling look, with the big thick Meta Glasses]
MARK:
Hi there. I'm Mark Zuckerberg.
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Can you pivot?
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Pivoting is the hot new street dance that allows you to be...
[Mark spins around, shouting “PIVOT!”]
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[When he has spun round to face us he is now dressed in his original look - hoodie, jeans]
MARK:
…a 2000s tech bro…
[He spins around again, shouting “PIVOT!”]
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Now he is dressed as he was at Trump’s inauguaration]
MARK:
A MAGA friendly fascism enabler…
[he spins again, shouting “PIVOT!”]
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[He now looks like his weird big eyed METAVERSE AVATAR]
And whatever the fuck this was!
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[Mark spins back to his original modern bling look, complete with glasses]
[And ASSISTANT appears stage right]
ASSISTANT:
Hey, uh, Mark?
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ASSISTANT:
We looked at the response on socials and, uh…
Everyone in the UK is calling started calling your big glasses, uh…
"nonce goggles”.
MARK:
Oh no!
[He spins again, “PIVOT!”]
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[Now he is wearing the new META MUSE CHARM around his neck instead of the glasses]
MARK:
Who wants a weird Tamagotchi thing?
ASSISTANT:
Mark please stop
[ Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiearenxhcogs23oryk4wd7ed57ibo7cjwiflaoyayoaktgfin5f7y)
