iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 06/09/2026

helpful sign for when you’re dissociating credit: @snek.dev

traffic sign that reads “STOP for blink”

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 05/09/2026

stop waiting until ur shaking to eat food

i am not real -> i haven’t eaten all day -> i am god -> my head hurts -> i am not real -> …

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 14/08/2026

On todays episode of bullshit olympics: my landlord charging me 850eur for, among other things, damage caused to the *window* due to the *sun*.

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 12/08/2026

solar eclipse, spain 2026 (taken by me, nikon d3500)

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 11/08/2026

ur gonna see some of the wildest animations on this at 07:42 on a random tuesday

an animated european pharmaceutical sign

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 06/08/2026

it’s amazing how AI is extremely talented in literally everything except this one field i’m an expert in

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 06/08/2026

to the casual observer it may look like i am trying to summon a demon, however anyone that knows me will realise i am simply calling my wife

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 05/08/2026

going into a cs lecture and using a dog clicker to see who can help debug a borrow checker issue

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 05/08/2026

i now have dns named after my cats thank you wife for making cloudflare at home :3

1:39 abi@laniakea (/home/abi)
% dig ns abigail.sh +short
chtulhu.ns.uncollapse.net.
herbert.ns.uncollapse.net.

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 14/07/2026

it has a very high rate of infection because it doesn't look like a scam to the average user (as its only screenshots that barely show the URL, nothing saying "QUICK GO DO THIS")

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 14/07/2026

hello! i developed a bot that passively detects and removes all Mr. Beast scam images on Discord. it’s a bot used in 30,000 servers that has a ~10-step detection sequence to always keep ahead of the scams. invite it here :] scrumpbot.com/invite docs.scrumpbot.com/features/blo...

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 10/07/2026

VSCODE, HOW ARE YOU USING 13GB OF RAM? EXCUSE ME?

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 10/06/2026

so-called “free thinkers” when i hit their knee with a tiny hammer

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 04/06/2026

did you know in alexander hamilton they made the lyric "how can you write like you're running out of time" instead of "how can you run like you're writing out of time" because that makes no sense and is obviously a worse lyric? thanks for coming to my Ted(Ex) talk

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 21/05/2026

my wife is telling me to reconsider my life choices. i mean sure i am currently writing a database engine from the ground up in rust but i am sure this is unrelated to her statement

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 18/05/2026

my simulations lecturer keeps me engaged when teaching partial differential equations by showing the equations as tattoos on hot women

lecture slides for PDEs showing an example PDE as a tattoo on a womans back

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 15/05/2026

my favourite passtime is waiting for docker to build

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 12/05/2026

just went to take out my contacts and one of them is GONE. like. not stuck in my eye but just gone. where the fuck did it go. and when ?? i didn't notice ?? wtf 😭

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 12/05/2026

pacific rim was such a good movie. too bad they never made a second one.

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 12/05/2026

everyone assumed the singularity would be AI gaining super intelligence and being smarter than humans. this is wrong. the singularity is humans getting stupider and thinking AI is smarter

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 08/05/2026

EXCLUSIVE: An inside look into how Canvas (by Instructure) developers work to deliever the worst product humanly possible, used by millions of students worldwide.

Update May 8th, 10:00

Temporarily Not Using Canvas – Important Safety Precaution

The cyberattack on Canvas has continued, causing Canvas to become possibly more affected worldwide. As a precaution, we have temporarily broken the link with Canvas. So Canvas is not available until further notice.

Important:

Do not log in to Canvas, not even via direct links or old bookmarks

Do not use Canvas for educational activities until further notice

Education can continue, but possibly in an adapted form.

In addition to Canvas, we have taken a number of systems affiliated with Canvas offline, as a precaution. The following systems cannot be used at the moment:

FeedbackFruits

Similarity

Momotor

Petzer

Perusall

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 01/05/2026

i leave the meaning of my posts as an exercise to the reader

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 29/04/2026

genuinely WHO needs to be told this

a sign on how to use the toilet with one person crouching backwards and labelled as incorrect

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 29/04/2026

babe i’m alone in helix 0.01 come over

signs pointing to 3 different helix rooms in 2 different directions

signs pointing to 5 different helix rooms in 5 different directions

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 18/04/2026

they moved cyprus closer to türkiye

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 16/04/2026

well considering it was me that eventually ended the conversation, that he kept asking questions, and most importantly that he is my brother: yes

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 15/04/2026

younger brother said “science is boring” so i infodumped to him for 3 hours and now “wow science is cool” im winning at big sister!!

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 13/04/2026

does anyone need a tourniquet? im placing an aliexpress order

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 10/04/2026

getting access to my medical records genuinely took more documentation than getting a residence permit

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 31/03/2026

i was walking to a small doorway and there was a guy next to me so i slowed down so he could overtake me but he did the exact same so i sped up again but he did so as well so i stood still and he also did until he looked at me and pointed to do the door and now i think i might just autodefenestrate

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 30/03/2026

>doing midterm last month >present multiple diagrams, all of which i made aside from one >forgot to cite the source for that one >lecturer says "make sure to cite diagrams you didn't make" >go to find source to cite for the final tomorrow >its from a paper >my lecturer is the first author >ah, i see

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 29/03/2026

my wife won't let me buy an old soviet radioisotope thermoelectric generator :(

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 15/03/2026

this new work toy is fun i now have a home server :3

two monitors one running macos the other linux, two keyboards and two mice, a mac studio placed under one monitor

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 12/03/2026

okay, so we have: - if it has a screen, ao3 will be seen - if it has a display, bad apple will play - if it can compute, doom will execute what is the fourth horseman to compete this apocalypse?

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 09/03/2026

what if instead of replying "no problem!" to people i just started replying "problem!"

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 04/03/2026

in their infinite wisdom, whatsapp has removed the ability to set indefinite length statuses, now maxing out at 1 month

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 02/03/2026

mmmm 100gb of prometheus write ahead logs...

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