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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ

@abi.pet
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🇳🇱 abigail.sh ~ she / &they comp sci msc student by ☀️ 🧚 my opinions are my own and do not reflect the companies i may work for

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 06/09/2026
THIS COMPANY STILL EXISTS???
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 06/09/2026
helpful sign for when you’re dissociating credit: @snek.dev
traffic sign that reads “STOP for blink”
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 06/09/2026
*seductively takes off my glasses*
wow… you’re fucking blurry.
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 05/09/2026
stop waiting until ur shaking to eat food
i am not real -> i haven’t eaten all day -> i am god -> my head hurts -> i am not real -> …
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 29/08/2026
trans rights on road sign, amsterdam
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 12/08/2026
solar eclipse, spain 2026 (taken by me, nikon d3500)
the solar eclipse through fencing
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 11/08/2026
ur gonna see some of the wildest animations on this at 07:42 on a random tuesday
an animated european pharmaceutical sign
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 06/08/2026
it’s amazing how AI is extremely talented in literally everything except this one field i’m an expert in
survivorship bias plane
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 05/08/2026
i now have dns named after my cats thank you wife for making cloudflare at home :3
1:39 abi@laniakea (/home/abi)
% dig ns abigail.sh +short
chtulhu.ns.uncollapse.net.
herbert.ns.uncollapse.net.
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 14/07/2026
photo of my bsky profile with the quoted post in viewphoto of my screen with anti scam documentation pagephoto of adding scrump to a serverphoto of scrump in the server on a phone held in front of the confirmation screen
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 14/07/2026
hello! i developed a bot that passively detects and removes all Mr. Beast scam images on Discord. it’s a bot used in 30,000 servers that has a ~10-step detection sequence to always keep ahead of the scams. invite it here :] scrumpbot.com/invite docs.scrumpbot.com/features/blo...
MrBeast Scam Image Protection
Protect your Discord server from MrBeast scam images, fake giveaways, impersonation scams, and other image-based scams. Choose whether Scrump should mute, ban, or kick the sender, delete the message, or only alert your moderation team. Alerts can be sent to a private channel with an optional role ping.
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 29/06/2026
hatsune miku custody battle
brazil vs japan world cup matching
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 18/05/2026
my simulations lecturer keeps me engaged when teaching partial differential equations by showing the equations as tattoos on hot women
lecture slides for PDEs showing an example PDE as a tattoo on a womans back
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 12/05/2026
pacific rim was such a good movie. too bad they never made a second one.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 08/05/2026
EXCLUSIVE: An inside look into how Canvas (by Instructure) developers work to deliever the worst product humanly possible, used by millions of students worldwide.
Update May 8th, 10:00

Temporarily Not Using Canvas – Important Safety Precaution

The cyberattack on Canvas has continued, causing Canvas to become possibly more affected worldwide. As a precaution, we have temporarily broken the link with Canvas. So Canvas is not available until further notice.

Important:

    Do not log in to Canvas, not even via direct links or old bookmarks

    Do not use Canvas for educational activities until further notice

Education can continue, but possibly in an adapted form. 

In addition to Canvas, we have taken a number of systems affiliated with Canvas offline, as a precaution. The following systems cannot be used at the moment: 

    FeedbackFruits

    Similarity

    Momotor

    Petzer

    Perusall
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 29/04/2026
genuinely WHO needs to be told this
a sign on how to use the toilet with one person crouching backwards and labelled as incorrect
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 29/04/2026
babe i’m alone in helix 0.01 come over
signs pointing to 3 different helix rooms in 2 different directions 
signs pointing to 3 different helix rooms in 2 different directions signs pointing to 5 different helix rooms in 5 different directions
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 18/04/2026
no balloon ❌🎈
a “no balloon” sign on the way to a railway station
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 18/04/2026
they moved cyprus closer to türkiye
poland
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 25/03/2026
me:
user: hello
>thought for 286.5 seconds
>no response
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 15/03/2026
this new work toy is fun i now have a home server :3
two monitors one running macos the other linux, two keyboards and two mice, a mac studio placed under one monitor
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 14/03/2026
work bought me a new toy
                    'c.        abigail@pluto 
                 ,xNMM.        --------------------------------- 
               .OMMMMo         OS: macOS 15.6 24G84 arm64 
               OMMM0,          Host: Mac16,9 
     .;loddo:' loolloddol;.    Kernel: 24.6.0 
   cKMMMMMMMMMMNWMMMMMMMMMM0:  Uptime: 45 mins 
 .KMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWd.  Shell: /bin/zsh 5.9 
 XMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX.    Terminal: kitty 
;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:     CPU: Apple M4 Max (41%) 
:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:     GPU: Apple M4 Max 
.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX.    Memory: 15.00GiB / 64.00GiB (23%) 
 kMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWd.  Disk: / 
 .XMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMk Packages: 21 (brew) 
  .XMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK. Now Playing (iTunes): Unknown Artist - Unknown Album - Un 
    kMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMd
     ;KMMMMMMMWXXWMMMMMMMk.                                    
       .cooc,.    .,coo:.
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 11/02/2026
soon i have a meeting, which is unfortunately going to be cut short by a meeting, which afterwards i have another meeting, finishing the day with a nice relaxing meeting.
cat wearing a tie saying "Hope i don't have a long day" with a picture of a factory behind it with the writing "Long day factory"
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 02/02/2026
mullvad vpn what the fuck do you mean an error occurred compiling the shaders you are a fucking minimal vpn app why do you have shaders
error message that reads: "an error occurred compiling the shaders"
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 01/02/2026
it's time for my yearly rewatch of all 6 seasons of the expanse if you haven't watched it, this is your sign to
Video with a play button clicked titled "S1 E1 - The Expanse (2015)"
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 24/01/2026
im extremely normal
8 alarms spread between 10.05 and 11.00
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 16/01/2026
a really accurate way to model where there will be available train seats is to pretend its a MEGA-plate agar diffusion test and model each carriage as an antibacterial concentration of a higher concentration than the last, the train as agar, and the people as bacteria. works every time.
a diagram of a mega-plate experiment
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 15/01/2026
environmental storytelling in a bathroom stall
poster on bathroom stall door that reads:

"If you feel an urge to express any artistic feelings or feelings of self-doubt or anger at any TU/e toliet, please control yourself and go buy paint and canvas.

Any murals in brown will be removed by the cleaners.

You will be removed by security-officers"
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 14/01/2026
yeah...
"Claude codes creator says 100% of his recent code is now written by claude itself"A list of 26 status interuptions for claude code in the past *four days*
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 11/01/2026
what if u wanted to sleep but dr bald miku appeared at the end of your bed at 03:33am
extremely bald miku
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 10/01/2026
do u like my miku
bald hatsune miku
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 10/01/2026
hmmmmm..... i don't think that's correct.
google search: "s the pool on the titanic still filled with water"

ai summary: "No, the
Titanic's swimming pool is not still filled with water; the immense pressure at its wreck depth (around 12,500 feet) and the sinking process itself would have crushed any intact space, filling the area with surrounding seawater and debris, destroying the defined pool structure. The pool would have been drained during the sinking, and the extreme deep-sea conditions mean there's no possibility of it holding water as it did when afloat."
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 05/01/2026
fuck you
book quote: "we leave the details as an exercise for you"
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 03/01/2026
anyone want a visa or mastercard sticker i was given 200 for free
an assortment of various visa/mastercard stickers on the floor
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 03/01/2026
finally!! snow!! it’s been a couple years since i’ve seen snow ❄️
snow!!
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 31/12/2025
netherlands emergency alert Emergency Alert NL-Alert 01-01-2026 00:28: Het is extreem druk bij 112. Bel alleen 112 bij levensbedreigende situaties. Geen spoed, wel politie? Bel 0900-8844. Geen spoed, wel brandweer? Bel 0900-0904. Meer informatie op www.nederlandveilig.nl/noodnummers
Emergency Alert
NL-Alert 01-01-2026 00:28: Het is extreem druk bij 112. Bel alleen 112 bij levensbedreigende situaties. Geen spoed, wel politie? Bel 0900-8844. Geen spoed, wel brandweer? Bel
0900-0904. Meer informatie op
www.nederlandveilig.nl/noodnummers
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 28/12/2025
i am once again fresh outta ideas on what to post so please instead enjoy the first image that google showed me when i searched for ferrets
fert
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 25/12/2025
“im using example.com as a flashlight” -my partner our light is broken
monitor with example.com open
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 17/12/2025
i was gonna post something but i am fresh outta ideas so please instead enjoy the first image that appeared when i searched cat
kitty !!!!!
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 10/12/2025
like, come on guys 😭😭😭😭
If the error still occurs, please send this error message
together with the input file to cpachecker-users@googlegroups.com.
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 09/12/2025
TU/e Auditorium 6, 5th row up, 2nd seat in is a work of art.
Boy kisser drawn onto the back of a seat with the phrase “You like kissing boys dont you” and a tall of “Nein” and “Yes” with 0 Nein and 3 Yes
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 28/11/2025
>at work summit >doing hackerthon for work >my github account is suspended for forking the repo thanks, github.
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 24/11/2025
dear university professors, can we stop the trend of using random programming languages with minimal online documentation outside of academic research papers and barely supported compilers to teach basic logical propositions? like be fucking fr rn, why??
A VSCode error stating "The NuSMV Server server [sic] crashed 5 times in the last 3 minutes. The server will not be restarted'"

Source: NuSMV VSCode Extension
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 21/11/2025
ya girlie has a proper job now as a scientific researcher at an ai lab in amsterdam :3
office entrance labeled “accending ai”
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 19/11/2025
IEEE WHY ARE U RETURNING 418 GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Looks like there’s a problem with this site

https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/11025690/ sent back an error.

Error code: 418 I'm a teapot

    Check to make sure you’ve typed the website address correctly.
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 11/11/2025
i’m having a magic attack
sign that says “turn panic into magic”
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 03/11/2025
dear past me: fuck you!! this code is awful
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 29/10/2025
HOW IS AWS DOWN AS WELL LMFAO WHAT
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 29/10/2025
hey microsoft, buddy, how's 30% of your code being written by AI going? oh? you took down prod? >_< all of azure is dead ?? >_< uh oh!!! the latest windows 11 update also broke recovery mode :O ? oh no........ if only you hadn't laid off thousands of your engineers........ 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 29/10/2025
my exam revision literally involves modelling girls kissing i can't make this shit up this is my actual, university provided, exam revision.
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