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Shy Aberman (he/him)

@aberman.com
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More pastries, empathy, coffee, gender + reproductive liberty, punk rock, board games, TTRPGs, kick-ass people, chill, enjoying life, and choco. Did I mention pastries? If you think it is too hot in Seattle, just remember how humid it is everywhere else.

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Shy Aberman (he/him) @aberman.com · 06/08/2026
Punny boat names for $200
“Feelin Nauti” on the back of a boat
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Shy Aberman (he/him) @aberman.com · 24/07/2026
Truth
Screen shot of text from a manga, reading “The decaying adults felt cleansed by the radiance.”
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Shy Aberman (he/him) @aberman.com · 14/03/2025
My 1st thought, probably unoriginal: “It’s not champagne if it doesn’t come from the Champagne region of France.”
Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump
The European Union, one of the most hostile and abusive taxing and tariffing authorities in the World, which was formed for the sole purpose of taking advantage of the United States, has just put a nasty 50% Tariff on Whisky. If this Tariff is not removed immediately, the U.S. will shortly place a 200% Tariff on all WINES, CHAMPAGNES, & ALCOHOLIC PRODUCTS COMING OUT OF FRANCE AND OTHER E.U. REPRESENTED COUNTRIES. This will be great for the Wine and Champagne businesses in the U.S.
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Shy Aberman (he/him) @aberman.com · 02/02/2025
Evidently, this is Venus next to the moon. Apologies for my crappy phone camera.
A photo of a crescent moon and a small white dot (aka Venus) in a twilight blue sky
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Shy Aberman (he/him) @aberman.com · 10/08/2023
I can’t help being mixed up today. I’m happy because of my breakfast, and I’m sad because of its face.
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Shy Aberman (he/him) @aberman.com · 06/08/2023
Amazing! knuckle.tattoo/#TIDYTOFU
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Shy Aberman (he/him) @aberman.com · 22/06/2023
My absolute fav is this one by @naptime.theolive.garden. Koi and fish more generally are inherently funny!
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Shy Aberman (he/him) @aberman.com · 22/06/2023
I was overjoyed to find puns in my feed this morning! I traced the qts back to this one by @adamcerious.bsky.social, possibly the first! Thanks, all!
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Shy Aberman (he/him) @aberman.com · 17/06/2023
The NYTimes disappoints me about as often as it informs me. After reading a good article on the Southern Baptist Convention, I noticed this absurdly stupid and clickbait headline. It’s apparently in the Opinion section, but that’s no excuse for trash that is intellectual Ouija board results.
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