Sign in

Alice Bell

@abeewords.bsky.social
5.5K followers 1.1K following 5.9K posts

📖 GRAVE EXPECTATIONS, DISPLEASURE ISLAND & THE GRAPPLES OF WRATH out now! ◦ good books ◦ murder ◦ swearing ◦ Recovering games journalist #BWithTheT Rep Stevie Finegan at Zeno @totalplaytime.com alicebellauthor.com

PostsRepliesMedia
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 6m
I have to have them every couple of years and concur that they're not so bad! The NHS doesn't offer them for screening as standard so if you're in the age group and have other risk factors (like family history) talk to your GP!
030
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 1h
lads at this point when we start responding to Americans doing beansposting, it's on us
1181
Reposted by Alice Bell
Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 2h
Um, long shot but I don’t suppose I know anyone with library privileges at the university of Wisconsin-Madison (who might be able to look at a physical holding for me or get it digitised)?
72848
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 2h
Every time you see someone complaining about taxes on second homes they are one of the most taxable looking people alive
2272
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 2h
that's pretty cool, well played
000
Reposted by Alice Bell
meghna jayanth @meghna.bsky.social · 4h
time for our quarterly “is this thing obviously caused by material conditions actually because of a very scary boogeyman over there. no, do not look at our material conditions they’re FINE - look at this made up thing to be afraid of OVER THERE”
57217
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 2h
which talent did you deploy to win a talent show?
100
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 4h
just get on AO3 like the rest of us you NERD
110
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 4h
Yet another dork-ass loser whose whole plan was 'murder a woman and get away with it'. Throw away the fucking key.
040
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 4h
- rents 30-quid AirBnb; covers it in all plastic. - puts on green Henley shirt - murders woman - badly injures his hand while attempting dismemberment - walks away from the scene leaving the murder victim AND HIS CAR - flags down cops and says he was bitten by a dog - almost immediately arrested
250
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 4h
Not even slightly a joke, except this guy is a joke. When you describe the events it is like a slapstick episode of fucking What We Do In The Shadows except this time an actual woman dies www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Footage shows Dexter Airbnb 'kill room' murderer's arrest in Dudley
Benjamin Day lured his victim to a plastic-lined room at an Airbnb in Tividale, in the West Midlands.
140
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 4h
At Christmas last year a 19-year-old dressed as Dexter and murdered a beautiful woman called Maria Saceanu, because he really liked Dexter off of the TV show Dexter. Bear remains undefeated. If nothing else, bear is much less of a _fucking loser_
491
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 5h
Morning, time to get up
A POV from me in bed, looking over the lump of my shoulder under the duvet. The top of my dogs face is just visible peering over the top and making eye contact with the camera
1170
Reposted by Alice Bell
Caelyn @caelyn.bsky.social · 21h
Hey folks, please share and help if you can. I know times are tough for everyone, but we're trying to survive on a single income that doesn't even cover our bills, and I'm bedridden most days. Thank you. xx
01029
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 19h
Thinking about calling childline tbh
010
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 19h
nobody point out I haven't updated the image and text on that page for ages, THANK YOU
190
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 19h
My publisher has a new PR and he has CRUELLY AND UNJUSTLY suggested I might like to send out newsletters again and IN A FURTHER ATTACK got new image assets made up for me. You can sign up HERE mailchi.mp/930c2eca8fb4...
mailchi.mp
Alice Bell Newsletter Signup
4161
Reposted by Alice Bell
Richard Meredith @rtm223.me · 21h
Ok, but you could actually did a Corridor themed game jam and there'd be dozens of actually cool and creative concepts made by real people who don't suck
1358
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 20h
Agree with what others have said. For me you can distill it by saying: the showrunner was a writer/actor on The Thick of It.
030
Reposted by Alice Bell
Dave Jones @popzeus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I genuinely had no idea that Jules Verne has the world's most metal grave
08021
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That yoooou :D
000
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Waow look what my dog found on a walk, this is unbelievable! You can preorder For Whom The Spell Tolls now, out in January! bookshop.org/p/books/for-... www.waterstones.com/book/for-who...
3448
Reposted by Alice Bell
Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The daily sea surface temperature is now so high, they had to add more chart because the previous version only went up to 30C
110161
Reposted by Alice Bell
Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've been mulling over this for a while, but if you're a game journo who has worked under Valnet and want to confidentially share your views on how the company is managing its publications and treating workers, I am all ears. Signal: kerrblimey.43 Email: chris.kerr@verticalslice.news DMs open
57763
Reposted by Alice Bell
Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have now added some of my recent somewhat banger artworks on my website as originals to buy, if you’re interested in things that are good and brilliant www.chloecumming.com/inkwater
Bent over red pylon, ink drawing with textures Houses on the green , watercolour and ink painting with moodz Pylon and little Van, sweeping wires , watercolour and ink Two hares, very very red, deep red , sort of cute, but very red
311937
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Omg Merlin my beloved, hope he gets better soon
110
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes when he's bored that's when he licks himself loads so he's going to go to TOWN the next fortnight
0170
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We went to the vet and he has been prescribed dog ibuprofen and two weeks of short walks on the lead ONLY, so he's going to lose it.
2220
Reposted by Alice Bell
Senthorun S. Raj @senthorun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“He likes power, and I feel like this is giving him some sort of power. It’s all about power and control in everything he does…” White supremacists who talk about “protecting women” from migrants are, unsurprisingly, violent misogynists. They do not want women’s safety — they want to control women.
theguardian.com
‘Bully in every way’: domestic abuse survivors say ex-partners behind far-right UK street patrols
Seven women share their stories to make people aware of patterns of violence behind anti-immigration street patrol movement
07935
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God's greatest injustice is making dogs both love cheese and be lactose intolerant
1160
Reposted by Alice Bell
mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
i know it's one of you | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A GRIZZLED MAN pacing in a grey hallway on a spaceship. He's wearing a boiler suit and holding a knife.
GM: NOW I KNOW ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS A SECRET "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" SENT HERE TO KILL THE REST OF US.
GM: AND *WE AIN'T LEAVING THIS ROOM* UNTIL WE FIND HIM…AND KILL 'EM!

PANEL 2: Three more CREWMEN respond.
CREWMAN 2: I- I TOLD YOU SIR, I'M A HUMAN! FLESH AND BLOOD!
CREWMAN 3: ME TOO! I SWEAR!
CREWMAN 4: HEY, HOW DO WE KNOW *YOU* AIN'T IT?

PANEL 3: Back on the GRIZZLED MAN, who pricks his arm with knife, dripping a small amount of blood.
GM: PLEASE.
GM: HOW ABOUT THE NEW GUY. YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET.

PANEL 4: Just to the right of CREWMAN 3, a COMPUTER MONITOR is on the table, with a pixelated emoticon smiley face on it.
COMPUTER: Hello there! It seems like you're looking for who the computer might be – I bet I can help! Let's all take a look at the facts together.
51027140
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Basher has a limp so is on very reduced walks at the moment and he is NOT HAPPY
1100
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a few more inches forward Sam... yep... yeah it's really going to frame the shot... yeah couple more... juuuust a couple...
2131
Reposted by Alice Bell
Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me, age 20: Oh, Mrs. Bennett, your 'nerves'. Sooo annoying. 🙄 me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
829857
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: idk I just feel a tiny bit proud when a moot I respect shares a repost from my feed My therapist, who doesn't even own a television: And just so I understand, you didn't actually create the, the, the _post_ they shared? Me: No, but-
2351
Reposted by Alice Bell
mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
4973941457
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My voting intention will go up towards any part that puts 'we will never mention the extra Heathrow runway, ever again' on their manifesto
110
Reposted by Alice Bell
James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll be honest, I'd take those assurances with a pinch of salt given G4P rejected the below amendment which would have given it force - and have been actively undercutting amendments claim to want a state with equal rights for all
68518
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God, some of the text of that Green Party Motion is just: fucking stupid. This is very depressing.
0270
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my god yeah this is it! I was absolutely done in by this.
000
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Basher found a lil friend this morning. He did not try toeat him, but was very curious.
A mottled toad nestled in some green leafy plants in my garden
0321
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not sure because the kid that drowns in that does it in a slurry pit, I swear I remember it being grain. But also I was like ten so
200
Reposted by Alice Bell
Owain Sutton @owainsutton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
400 online attendees left immediately after that vote. Twice the majority by which it passed. Entryism at its finest.
1116432
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At school we got shown an old safety film that featured a child drowning or nearly drowning in a farm’s grain silo (defo live action, defo the grain). Became a lasting fear. My version of the quicksand joke is “I thought grain silos would be a bigger problem.”
7250
Reposted by Alice Bell
Prof Katherine Schofield 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇪🇺 @katherineschof8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's that time of year again when we need to remind National Trust members that Restore Trust is a dark-money funded right-wing astroturfing entryist outfit. Please vote, and vote for literally anyone else.
3277162
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah of course! Not every line needs a tag.
000
Reposted by Alice Bell
Cyrus Nemati @ahoymehearties.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some Hades cast members, stage actors, and Matt Mercer get together with some incredible artists, historians, and therapists and make a game about showing boomers and their ancestors what reality is through therapy. You can play it! It's real! And it's ON BIG STEAM SALE NOW
store.steampowered.com
Save 35% on Vampire Therapist on Steam
Guide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampi...
26926
Reposted by Alice Bell
Evan @evansmithhist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A reading pile for those interested in the history of anti-fascism in Britain
A People’s History of the Anti-Nazi League - Geoff Brown
Physical Resistance - Dave Hann
Our Flag Stays Red - Phil Piratin
London Jews and British Communism 1933-1945 Henry Felix Srbernik
When We Touched the Sky - David Renton
Black Star - Anandi Ramamurthy
Racism, Class and the Racialized Outsider - Satnam Virdee
British Antifascism and the Holocaust, 1945-79 - Joshua Cohen
Never Again - David Renton
Say it Loud - edited by Brian Richardson
Beating the Fascists - Sean Birchall
No Platform - Evan Smith
The 43 Group - Morris Beckman
No Free Speech for Fascists - David Renton
Remembering Cable Street - edited by Tony Kushner & Nadia Valman
We Fight Fascists - Daniel Sonabend
Anti-Fascism in Britain - Nigel Copsey
119469
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dialogue tags. They never end. I am of the thought that most of the time you can just write 'said' because it is essentially invisible to a reader. Throw in a different one when you want it to stand out. But beware the siren call of making _all of them_ different
7161
Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah he just kind of looks like he’s checked wants to go home now. Or fella.
000