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Afterlife Abecedarian

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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 2h
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Muppet Of A Man Muppets
Alt: Muppet Of A Man Muppets
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 2h
How form fitting is this basket?
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization.
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Smeagol Smeagol Lick
Alt: Smeagol Smeagol Lick. "Is it tasty? Is it scrumptious?"
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They can't contain that much firepower!
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Dunwitch Horror
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gave me the vapors just reading it!
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You tell 'em!
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was a warning Jerry, not a manual!
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amb @amb.fyi · 08/10/2026
the onion saw this coming back in april
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
i am genuinely shocked by the psychotic bloodthirst on display with hegseth
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Vile
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They think too much of themselves
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Right to Jail, Right Away
Alt: Right to Jail, Right Away
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Baggies next time
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mazel tov
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How long can you sustain that?
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Should have asked the Tisroc
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That guy in the front gets me every time
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The baby is topologically a donut not a sphere.
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unlike Disney+!
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't read the bumps with all that skin in the way.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
yeah, the reason republicans are just not going to budge from texas is the reason why armies try not to abandon their capitals. it isn’t necessarily a strategic defeat to lose the seat of power, but it is a profound blow to morale.
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News to Remember @moments2remember.link · 04/10/2026
4 men in plain clothes kidnap a woman—they claim to be ICE. Woman's name is Angel Zhao. She lives in Huntington Beach, California—originally Shanghai, China.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone thought Hegseth was calling all the armed forces leads in to do a loyalty pledge thing when it was really just to call them fat and gay, it’s always going to be stupider then you can imagine
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hear Rio is nice
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Too bad I was looking forward to it
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It appears that the National Guard shot and killed an unarmed man (in the back). www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Autopsy shows National Guard fatally shot Memphis man in the back
The report conflicts with the authorities’ initial account, which said Tyrin Johnson had been shot in the chest.
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I assumed yes...
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm willing if he is
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eriador
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two gallon bags will fit a hoagie
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Leave the pickled Herring on the shelf next time
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I got the eroticism, your honor"
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Isabel Medeiros @isabelmedeiros.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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As Trump Tries to Steal Brazilian Election, Send a Labor Reporter to Cover It
Too many in the U.S. are ignoring Trump's attempts to steal the Brazilian election this October.
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Third base!
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm shocked that a British person could be so... British!
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh! Pay me too!
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got it!
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The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
Alt: The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cloves were bigger then
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i've always wanted to visit iceland sure wish i hadn't been holding that monkey's paw when i said it
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DivestSPD @divestspd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four Seattle police officers kneeled on Keenan Pearson before he died in Georgetown last weekend. Multiple eyewitnesses saw it. DivestSPD spoke to one. www.divestspd.com/seattle-poli...
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Seattle police kneeled on man who died last week, witness said
A woman who witnessed the in-custody death in Georgetown last Saturday said four officers were on top of Keenan Pearson, he stopped responding, and appeared to be dead by the time aid arrived.
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sweet stick
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lego Freud: "Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways" -Sigmund Freud
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lego my ego
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If the anti vaxxer is always pooping that is a very bad sign
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not until the end of the movie
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jeffries: Maria Salazar—she's acting like she had nothing to do with it. You had everything to do with it. You gave ICE the money to violently target law-abiding immigrant families in your community.
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Afterlife Abecedarian @abecedarian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh I'll know
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