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Abe 🌹

@abe.dev
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Software engineer by day, coder by night. I got pets and jokes. Sometimes the pets are the joke.

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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 22/07/2026
Oh look, another corporation not paying people enough to survive and putting the cost of doing business on society to spike up their profits.
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 02/02/2026
In light of Elmo begging to go to the pedo’s HQ island, here’s a story where he tried to give a flight attendant a horse in exchange for sex. Company had to pay out 250k for her silence
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 14/11/2025
Mar-a-lago, not like us
Aerial photo of Mar-a-lago where Jeffrey Epstein managed to “steal” young women working for Donald Trump
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 13/11/2025
Posting this clip from @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social for no reason at all
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 21/06/2025
I’m talking about the NYC mayoral race. But I wholly supported and encouraged people to vote for Kamala. Even attended rallies for her. However, we wouldn’t have an SA as president if Biden and democrats had allowed a proper presidential primary to happen.
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 05/06/2025
Why did they decide to break up during pride month…?
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 24/04/2025
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 03/04/2025
Hello, is this a bad week to get into trading stocks?
Look how they massacred my boy
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 31/03/2025
China: do nothing, win
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 09/03/2025
Literally said one day one
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 12/02/2025
Wow! You mean destroying the federal government doesn’t help fix inflation?
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 27/01/2025
Meanwhile china staying in:
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 16/01/2025
While that’s true, that has barely kept up with inflation that also went up since the pandemic. Wages have been stagnant for 40 years now when adjusted for inflation.
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 16/01/2025
The Washington Post is advertising an opinion piece on Twitter as their audience plummets
Washington Post ad on Twitter with the headline “The 10 worst things Biden did in 2024”
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 08/01/2025
They voted for a con man with 91 criminal charges and they expected him to keep his word…?
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 18/12/2024
This is the best ad I’ve seen in a long time #freePalestine
Concrete Dreams Skateparks: Creating Dreams In A World Of Nightmares
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 17/12/2024
The cat distribution system gave my brother the cutest little ball of fur and I am jealous
Light yellow fluffy kitten Light yellow fluffy kitten on a bed
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 07/12/2024
In many ways this ceo getting taken out is simply a warning shot that if this trend doesn’t reverse than many more will follow.
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 06/12/2024
Live your life in a way that is not widely mocked when you die
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 06/12/2024
Submitting Vincent for contender consideration
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 09/07/2023
Something in my phone that has my energy
I be so tired eating like that, then going into a sleep so deep it’s a test run of my death
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 21/06/2023
What if told you they’re already at that point on the other site
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 20/06/2023
Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 15/06/2023
That’s rude. My cat went through the trouble to bring a wing man
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 12/06/2023
Ha! Mine play rough but tolerate each other enough to take cute pics
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 12/06/2023
Heeding the call
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 06/06/2023
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 04/06/2023
Second post. My calico inventory comes in different sizes and patterns.
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Abe 🌹 @abe.dev · 03/06/2023
First post. Here’s my cat
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