Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The Denver airport is playing the theme for NeverEnding Story for some reason? 160
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Thought this was going to be about pants at first, from the photo. 030
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’ll just keep following him around the country like a dead head until he remembers me and agrees to let me interview him. 040
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Got to shake John Adams’s hand again and chat a bit about his music, only this time I did say [redacted] and it was embarrassing and I forgot the things I meant to ask or say. 170
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Today, when I’m actually at the library of congress for the day, my left shoe makes a little squeak with every step I take, no matter what surface I’m on. 180
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Happy birthday to my bff and Jesus Boo @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social ! It feels wrong to go to DC without you! 2100
Reposted by AbbyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses 572954246
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lol is it bad that I immediately assumed it was one of them? 100
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I certainly never seek that info out. But the preview of it, just a couple sentences, came up when I searched for my name. 030
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I googled myself because the cashier at my oil change said someone else came in this morning with my exact name?!?!?! Anyways. Googling myself is never, like, a great idea. 160
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Accidentally glimpsed my rate my professor page when I googled myself and oof. 380
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This week in class I almost blurted out “I had a dream about the accordion last night!” But thankfully managed to keep that as an inside thought. 170
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Adm. Brad Cooper, who oversees U.S. operations in the Middle East, insisted in a statement posted on social media in August that “the Lincoln currently has among the lowest number of cases related to mental health” among the Navy’s 11 active aircraft carriers.” Not the defense they think it is. 011
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 30/09/20268 Sailors in U.S.S. Lincoln Strike Group Attempted Suicide, Navy Says www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/u...nytimes.com8 Sailors in U.S.S. Lincoln Strike Group Attempted Suicide, Navy Says (Gift Article)The aircraft carrier with its crew of about 5,000 sailors has spent more than 300 days at sea. 111
Reposted by AbbyThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP theonion.com/math-teachers-duplex-t… 8121582
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The dog jumped on the couch to sniff John’s face. John gently cupped her head with his hands, saying, “My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts.” 150
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s uncharacteristically humid and the elevator at work is broken. I’m melting into a puddle so someone please just mop me into a bucket and carry me around for today. 020
Reposted by AbbyThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Robert Pattinson theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i… 397480
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My dissertation advisor, in a recent email: “This summer I was in Athens, which lived up to my Dionysian expectations.” 1140
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Shook hands with John Adams (composer) last night and managed not to say or do anything embarrassing. So that’s a win. 4240
Reposted by AbbyThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 66129142820
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Interesting to note that there’s WAY more dog-themed merchandise in the 9/11 memorial & museum gift shop than there was in 2023. 110
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Touring the 9/11 Memorial & Museum with Andrea was everything I hoped it would be. The critique flowed freely. 050
Abby @abbyshupe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I haven’t seen them in CO but our town is relatively small so 🤷♀️ We also don’t have Kroger yet, just things owned by Kroger and then Safeway. 010