Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 22hFrom the guy who let his wife change the way he pronounces *his own last name*. 010
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Stop making jokes! The proper medical term for this condition is "Reverse Jimothy." 0120
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Stop making jokes! The proper medical term for this condition is "Reverse Jimothy." 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Looked her up. She's only 34, and her Aryan force should be wearing sunblock. 010
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He's not actually lying; he legitimately believes Trump will gracefully step aside and let him run. 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's easy to look up voter records in Ohio by searching "[name of county] voter lookup." Details matching Buhring's show only two votes-- in the 2016 and 2024 general elections. 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Read this and thought, "happened to someone I know," and the head of campus police showed up *at the hospital* and convinced her to drop the case. Then I saw your name. But I know it's not the same victim. No wonder the university was under Title IX investigation. 1152
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This will also cost Byron Donalds and Ashley Moody votes, and I love this for all of them. 1994
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me: "Okay, that's Lara Trump . . . why is she there? And next to her, that's Jeanine Pirro . . . why is she there? And then on the far right, that's holy shit that's Jeanine Pirro too!" 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One of my fondest wedding memories is writing checks to my aunts and uncles to reimburse them for the household goods they purchased from our Bed Bath & Beyond registry. 031
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Big "if you elect me class president, I'll make the school water fountains into chocolate milk fountains" energy. 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Someone needs to ask Trump directly. Guaranteed he'd reveal top secret information. 030
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Imagine having that much money and still having a chest that looks like that. 120
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton may have been the only person who was unmilkshake duckable. They could announce eleven bodies were found buried in her basement, and we would've collectively shrugged and said, "Well, what did they do to annoy her?" 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Wake up, babe. New MAHA Way to Die just dropped. 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Watching on mute, this is what I imagine his walk sounds like.static.klipy.comMary PoppinsALT: Mary Poppins 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Steel Cage Death Match, Survival of the Most Annoying Old Man Who Makes You Change the Channel: Chris Matthews vs. James Carville Youth Division Ticket: Scott Jennings vs. John Fetterman Sponsored by Liberty Mutual 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026TO DO LIST: Buy fishing line and nail clippers to convince my friends to do stupid shit for my own amusement, like dating the dumbest person in the friend group, or believing in God. 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Why is she sitting for this interview at the World's Largest Microphone Historical Site? 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Outside of all the obvious awfulness, (1) Why is he in Los Angeles in the midst of a political crisis? (2) He's a terrible speaker. 012
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If there is a woman who recognizes herself in this anecdote, and she murders this man, and I am on the jury, "Girl, you are free. Go live your life." 020
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This could be a good thing. Think of how many macho warfighters are going to discover they have chromosomal variations and that biological sex isn't binary! 010
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It would be great if someone with proximity to these rightwing assholes could surreptitiously obtain DNA from their wives; more than a few would discover their spouse doesn't have only X chromosomes. 010
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The fact that he's letting his hair look like this lately is more telling than any cognitive test. 2481
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I got kicked off of the grand jury in my rural county because I refused to vote to indict for drug possession. I was told, "You can't be on a jury if you have bias." "So, you're saying you hold jurors to a higher standard than Supreme Court Justices?" It got real quiet then. 070
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Million-Dollar Idea: Pet accessories with clips and adjusters designed for humans with arthritis, neuropathy, and other fine-motor limitations. Pet product designers, how can you say no to this face?!? #pets #dogsofbluesky 060
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026As a kid, I studied at the dance studio where the Miami Dolphins were sent for classes. Neither the team nor the studio made it public. Probably a smart branding decision on both their parts. 010
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Shouting at the dog through the bathroom door: "Object permanence!" 010
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026These evangelicals have exactly as much fashion sense as they have Jesus in their hearts. 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026You think we can convince Luke Russert that this is the one true path for serious political journalists? 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Sure, why not? How couldn't we make this administration worse? 010
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026One thing to come from this chaos is that journalists who clearly did not want anyone to know they were attending have had to out themselves. 1382
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026"Courageous, bold, loyal, and smart" is how the AKC describes chihuahuas. 030
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I adore spring, but I hate this two weeks when exactly three species of bugs, different from any bug in any previous year, invade three specific corners of my house for no discernible reason. 010
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I know Democrats say we need to dissolve the gerontocracy, but can we not find a middle ground?!? 000
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Good. The kind of people who would pay for this should be paying a lot of money for this. 010
Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026"I am a good person, but I have buried this secret so deep that no one will ever know. My nonstop evildoing is just a performative cover." 012