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Honey Boo Boo Radley

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Vultures circling are a kettle, resting are a committee, and tearing into carrion are a wake.

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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 22h
From the guy who let his wife change the way he pronounces *his own last name*.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stop making jokes! The proper medical term for this condition is "Reverse Jimothy."
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stop making jokes! The proper medical term for this condition is "Reverse Jimothy."
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looked her up. She's only 34, and her Aryan force should be wearing sunblock.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's not actually lying; he legitimately believes Trump will gracefully step aside and let him run.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's easy to look up voter records in Ohio by searching "[name of county] voter lookup." Details matching Buhring's show only two votes-- in the 2016 and 2024 general elections.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Read this and thought, "happened to someone I know," and the head of campus police showed up *at the hospital* and convinced her to drop the case. Then I saw your name. But I know it's not the same victim. No wonder the university was under Title IX investigation.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This will also cost Byron Donalds and Ashley Moody votes, and I love this for all of them.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These are all the same man.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why did his fontanelle never close?
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: "Okay, that's Lara Trump . . . why is she there? And next to her, that's Jeanine Pirro . . . why is she there? And then on the far right, that's holy shit that's Jeanine Pirro too!"
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of my fondest wedding memories is writing checks to my aunts and uncles to reimburse them for the household goods they purchased from our Bed Bath & Beyond registry.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Big "if you elect me class president, I'll make the school water fountains into chocolate milk fountains" energy.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone needs to ask Trump directly. Guaranteed he'd reveal top secret information.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Imagine having that much money and still having a chest that looks like that.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton may have been the only person who was unmilkshake duckable. They could announce eleven bodies were found buried in her basement, and we would've collectively shrugged and said, "Well, what did they do to annoy her?"
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We are not a serious country.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie is the Marla to Melania's Ivana.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wake up, babe. New MAHA Way to Die just dropped.
Did you know?

What is milk sickness?  A milk cow that ate a poisonous plant called white snakeroot would die - but not before passing the poison on to people though [sic] its milk, killing them, too.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Watching on mute, this is what I imagine his walk sounds like.
static.klipy.com
Mary Poppins
ALT: Mary Poppins
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Steel Cage Death Match, Survival of the Most Annoying Old Man Who Makes You Change the Channel: Chris Matthews vs. James Carville Youth Division Ticket: Scott Jennings vs. John Fetterman Sponsored by Liberty Mutual
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
TO DO LIST: Buy fishing line and nail clippers to convince my friends to do stupid shit for my own amusement, like dating the dumbest person in the friend group, or believing in God.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why is she sitting for this interview at the World's Largest Microphone Historical Site?
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Or a wig fitting?
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Outside of all the obvious awfulness, (1) Why is he in Los Angeles in the midst of a political crisis? (2) He's a terrible speaker.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Patchouli and Marlboros.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If there is a woman who recognizes herself in this anecdote, and she murders this man, and I am on the jury, "Girl, you are free. Go live your life."
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This could be a good thing. Think of how many macho warfighters are going to discover they have chromosomal variations and that biological sex isn't binary!
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"That's *Senator* Anchor Baby to you!"
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It would be great if someone with proximity to these rightwing assholes could surreptitiously obtain DNA from their wives; more than a few would discover their spouse doesn't have only X chromosomes.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The fact that he's letting his hair look like this lately is more telling than any cognitive test.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I got kicked off of the grand jury in my rural county because I refused to vote to indict for drug possession. I was told, "You can't be on a jury if you have bias." "So, you're saying you hold jurors to a higher standard than Supreme Court Justices?" It got real quiet then.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Million-Dollar Idea: Pet accessories with clips and adjusters designed for humans with arthritis, neuropathy, and other fine-motor limitations. Pet product designers, how can you say no to this face?!? #pets #dogsofbluesky
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
As a kid, I studied at the dance studio where the Miami Dolphins were sent for classes. Neither the team nor the studio made it public. Probably a smart branding decision on both their parts.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Says TastyBrew1776.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Shouting at the dog through the bathroom door: "Object permanence!"
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
These evangelicals have exactly as much fashion sense as they have Jesus in their hearts.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'd go with a mouse from the MV Hondius.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
You think we can convince Luke Russert that this is the one true path for serious political journalists?
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Did his name rhyme with JV Dance?
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Sure, why not? How couldn't we make this administration worse?
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
One thing to come from this chaos is that journalists who clearly did not want anyone to know they were attending have had to out themselves.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
"Courageous, bold, loyal, and smart" is how the AKC describes chihuahuas.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Also, his wedding ring is shit.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The F in lieutenant.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I adore spring, but I hate this two weeks when exactly three species of bugs, different from any bug in any previous year, invade three specific corners of my house for no discernible reason.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I know Democrats say we need to dissolve the gerontocracy, but can we not find a middle ground?!?
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Why is James Carville
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Good. The kind of people who would pay for this should be paying a lot of money for this.
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Honey Boo Boo Radley @abbypurdy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"I am a good person, but I have buried this secret so deep that no one will ever know. My nonstop evildoing is just a performative cover."
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