Dolly Parton may have been the only person who was unmilkshake duckable. They could announce eleven bodies were found buried in her basement, and we would've collectively shrugged and said, "Well, what did they do to annoy her?"
Honey Boo Boo Radley
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Vultures circling are a kettle, resting are a committee, and tearing into carrion are a wake.
![Did you know?
What is milk sickness? A milk cow that ate a poisonous plant called white snakeroot would die - but not before passing the poison on to people though [sic] its milk, killing them, too.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6gck3wwuvfkdzt2wsrrnzhlf/bafkreifc522rct3nny6fqmqhnlbrmdaha5frp2uo37lghuvp7cvcdvwpe4)
![Pamphlet from the Jehovah's Witnesses that reads, "Will suffering ever end?" with a picture of a distraught woman. Beneath the image I have written, "ME RIGHT NOW."
[Heavy sigh.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6gck3wwuvfkdzt2wsrrnzhlf/bafkreiarfjt3klsw2dcnbyjovtpcsj5b7trkpyxvucrb5gbahxzu2fdlfy)
