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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune

@abbottabsol.bsky.social
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AbbottAbsol from the bird site. A fallen fox/Titan of Misfortune called Catriphus/Trip! Birthday: July 22nd NSFW🔞 / 30 / He/Him / BLM / ACAB / Free Palestine Boyf: @spec-tacular98.bsky.social abbottabsol.straw.page ko-fi.com/catriphus

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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am Creature.. burasut.com/en/monsterhu...
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“The measure of mortal life is quantified by risk. The Misfortunes you inherit run a risk at the wellbeing of everything that you are. Your resilience to this risk is what determines your strength. But cheating? That is not strength. It’s an offense to the natural order. And you will pay dearly.”
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A reminder to those beyond the walls of the Cult of Catriphus: Visitations to your world are NONLETHAL. You’ll know if a visitation is going to be anything but. Please stay calm; the visage of Misfortune Incarnate may be hopelessly imposing, but he is just passing through. Be mindful of his path.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh YES
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, Autumn Fox Zenyatta You're everything I've wanted in a skin for so long and you are now my entire personality for a while on OW
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WE IN THERE: SPOOKY EDITION (FOX-ZEN MY BELOVED)
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyways, sorry for the ramble. Here's Catriphus doing that one face that Yellow Diamond made when she got called a clod by Peridot that boyf drew a long time ago-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you're born to be something, feel in your heart that you can do it, feel disconcertion and fail, wildly change your life-path, and feel confused/aimless as you try to either recorrect back to a certain path of depressing obligation, or finally accepting an uncertain path of self-understanding.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wanna be so petted and loved and adored comfy and just a little guy like you wouldn’t believe
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Making Meli give em the JJBA Osiris-treatment where they get spacially warped and shrunk into the chips to be rolled between fox-fingers while taunting the loser u//u <3
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I formed the shape of my boyfriend-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's something I've heard from others about Seven and I before. Is a fun concept!
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm fuckin high so you all get to have these pics that @pozolebun.bsky.social graciously did of me a couple years back I'm feeling hot tonight u///u
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Engage with me, virtual creature-friends
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
<3
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sooooooooooo guess what I might have.. (thank you to @fruitfop.bsky.social and @thickgreenfluff.bsky.social for making me feel hotter u//u)
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ARE YOU GETTING BACK INTO OW?
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“THAT’S all you could muster? After everything you did, all your cockiness, you freeze up in fear? Makes sense a lowly steroid like you wouldn’t know how to comprehend my greatness. Praying won’t help you; I’ve already ground your god under my heel. Nobody’s coming to save you. HOW UNFORTUNATE~.”
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy National Fox Day! Pick a spot on one of their bodies. You’ve got a LOT of appreciation to give~.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pretty often~
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Four souls, connected by a cosmos of hardwood and steam, all coexisting within the same four walls as their God. What lives did they used to live? What Misfortune brought them to change? And how will they weather the temperament of their God? It’s up to them to decide their fates. And everyone’s.
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m curious and could use the distraction in the in-betweens at work ^^
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yoinked this from hush Engage me
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“You and your brother took everything from me once, just to fuel your rivalry. And now, you want to take from me again, and take Pan. I won’t let you. I am not your willing proxy. I am Azeo, the last Oilmancer. I will live to see the world’s end for the people you’ve taken, and I will protect it!”
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"You're naive, Idris. Wishing to change the world with no blood. No struggle. No Misfortune. Evolution will never be nice. It is a war of ultimatums. Live or die. Adapt or fade. You must live and adapt, for your people. Lend me your body. I will show you how to win this war, and stand sovereign."
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
:)
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When you’re a +1 XP micro but you realize it’s Double XP Weekend
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Immediately stealing this from my boyfriend Give me colors, chat
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am kind, determined, and persistent, and nothing else. Gren
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is finally the season that I update my 10-year BattleTag to Catriphus 🫡
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
WE IN THERE AGAIN X4
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bop <3
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don’t want to sleep because I’m still edible but I’m so tiiiiiirrrrred
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Catboy hole pic my day is saved
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
*Slides you a Fox Ass*
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(Existence needs a forceful hand to guide it, but it needs to be kind as well. To evolve, one must be firm AND fair. I have embraced them both, and become a higher being. I am that which ends stories, and I am that which invokes their reparative sequels. I am Catatychus, Misfortune Perfected.)
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(Cruelty and kindness. Revocation and martyrdom. Power and mercy. They are two sides of the same coin. Fate binds them both, and so, they must make peace. The Misfortune of others, whether they continue to live, or are rewarded with death for the struggles they've already endured. I am both.)-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(Someone that understood the broken rules of Existence. The flaws in Libra's art. Libra's governance ended after Catriphus saved Existence and reclaimed his title. Khitaclus was berated by Catriphus for his weakness, and in turn, Khitaclus bemoaned Catriphus' cruelty. Neither of them were right.)-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(On the other side of the same coin, one would think that Catriphus is the weaker version then. You'd be wrong. Catriphus suffered for untold time, irradiated by his own power, in a body built to keep him alive. He survived deleting himself, and...well, he did what he had to do to someone...)-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(Sounds rather cruel to say, yes? That Khitaclus is the weaker version. You'd be right. It IS cruel. Khitaclus displayed a critical level of care for mortalkind in times of duress, making choices that others would be too weak to do so. He was still wounded and hid to lick his wounds in penance.)-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(The other side? He's known as Khitaclus, a failed rendition of Libra's first design. Cowardly, martyring, too consumed by emotion and too pummeled by direction to be anything more than a shivering pushover in a cave. Catriphus had the confidence to be visible after his Fall. Khitaclus didn't.)-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"..." (Oh, hello. I didn't think I'd have visitors. Well, unfortunately for you, this isn't a form I take regularly. I pretty much only can when Des puts the two of them...or, I guess "us", together. You've probably heard of one side of me. The other side's been cooped up in Elysium for eons.)-
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Today is birthday I am twink death (30)
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Catriphus, Titan of Misfortune @abbottabsol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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