princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 14/02/2026jackie just saw carson kressley on south park from 2003 and said “wow he was so young” 😭 030
Reposted by princess bingBravo Delta @bravodelta9.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Nobody: @jso.bsky.social's gallbladder: 5391
Reposted by princess bingrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/01/2026sex and the city is my favorite monster of the week show 1546956
Reposted by princess bingBravo Delta @bravodelta9.bsky.social · 03/01/2026"This cast would get EATEN ALIVE at a lesbian bar!" - @abbject.bsky.social 1292
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 16/12/2025birthdays are not built for people who are bad at texting back omg 020
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 09/12/2025grocery store checkout lady asked us “is this all together?” do i have discrimination lawsuit grounds for this homophobic microaggression or nah?? 010
Reposted by princess bingSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 08/12/2025I was a hard sell on what It: Welcome to Derry tried to do tonight with Pennywise, but to my surprise it worked.nytimes.com‘It: Welcome to Derry’ Season 1, Episode 7 Recap: Inferno 1134
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 02/12/2025watching the lilith fair doc and i did NOT know sarah mclachlan was diving muff like that 011
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 27/11/2025had a dream my whole team and i showed up to work and didn’t realize it was thanksgiving until like noon. probably fine. 000
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 23/11/2025my job loves to be like “as a reminder,” and then hit you with brand-new information that somebody just made up a minute ago 000
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 20/11/2025i think they basically just want you to read a cover letter out loud 😵💫 it would be so funny to come through with production value lmao 110
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 20/11/2025i have a job application in front of me that requires a video essay which is so obviously a discrimination tactic but unfortunately i am a desperate okay-looking white woman so i’m gonna have to work it to my advantage 100
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 20/11/2025i keep forgetting i can “tweet” here. my brain has been swelling from the pressure of generating posts with no output. 000
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 20/11/2025finally got to season 5 of boardwalk empire but i cannot care about any of it without my babygirl richard harrow omg 💔 010
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 15/09/2025nooo it was some very nice they/them at the paint countet 000
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 15/09/2025at home depot me: aw i love this rainbow of paint chips paint department employee: we love Gay People here!!!! me:media.tenor.coma green monster from monsters inc is standing in a room with a sad face .ALT: a green monster from monsters inc is standing in a room with a sad face . 110
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 08/09/2025yesterday jackie kept looking at her labubu and saying “why did i buy you” and now she’s shopping for clothes for it 000
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 27/08/2025insignificant gripe but i hate on the pitt when they abbreviate “gunshot wound” to GSW (“gee ess double you”) … that’s more syllables to say 000
Reposted by princess bingGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 27/08/2025This godawful mess with the Dark Romantasy convention that devolved into straight women committing mob sexual assault is a great reminder that the sexes really are not fundamentally different from one another, they just usually have different levels of power and opportunity to inflict violence. 30773109
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 27/08/2025got to see both Bring Her Back and Together this past weekend and i really liked both, however the nonbinary baddie reveal at the end of Together may or may not follow me to my grave 010
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 17/08/2025watching mermaids (1990) for the first time and baby xtina ricci is so fucking adorable i’m feeling sick and outraged 000
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 15/08/2025i’m sitting around daydreaming about tattoos i want while also simultaneously dreading sitting next week to finish my shoulder. in a liminal space of anticipated pain. 000
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 14/08/2025was just struck with the nauseating realization that we’re gonna see labubu halloween costumes this year 000
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 13/08/2025finally watching final destination bloodlines and that opening scene is everything i ever want from the franchise 🥹 so delightful 010
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 11/07/2025today i had the first LOTR movie on in the background while i worked, and when it was over HBO was kind enough to queue up, not the second film, but the extended version of the one i had just watched. loving the rebrand! 030
Reposted by princess bingGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 10/07/2025"The labubu -- no, I will not say it. I will not legitimize this absurdity, not even in mockery. A rabbit in a suit, my god, and they sell for how much? I see, and -- no. No. What in the devil is a lafufu? Am I having some species of stroke?" 181194236
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 04/07/2025forgot about the shot glasses 😭 why were they not allowed to drink out of anything but brushed metal??? 100
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 04/07/2025or the stemless travel tumblers or the champagne flutes or ….. 110
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 04/07/2025i need to ask … what’s with the glassware on the ultimatum queer love?? 110
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 29/06/2025me: i know about cow slaughtering methods because of the texas chainsaw massacre @bravodelta9.bsky.social: i know about them because of that meme of the cunty cow with makeup 1201
Reposted by princess bingJust Jax @jso.bsky.social · 09/03/2025#Caturday featuring Toni Soprano 🤍🖤 041
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 04/03/2025sending flowery chivalrous apologies to gay boys when i accidentally view their thirst selfie stories seconds after they post 010
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 12/02/2025literally on our corner and they nixed the patio 3 years ago 😭 i cri evertim 100
Reposted by princess bingrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/02/2025white men complaining about ‘karens’ is corny as hell 430318
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 03/02/2025jackie always gets the gay customer service reps. the one she’s on the phone with now has quoted drag race and giggled multiple times 021
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 02/02/2025so help me god i will become friends with every goth boy that works at wegman’s 020
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 26/01/2025the sun is shining, i’m caffeinated on my way to buy weed, listening to nu grunge and my agent is live texting me while she watches the substance 🥰 110
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 26/01/2025i cannot imagine not wanting to see it again wtf?? 010
Reposted by princess bing🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 25/01/2025In a system increasingly filling with A I slop, be the bathroom graffiti we need to see in the world 🩷 536075
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 23/01/2025today i experienced the joy of 1. noticing a subliminal face in a horror film i hadn’t seen before 2. pausing the movie at exactly the right time to snap a pic 3. being in active conversation while it happened with the literal only other person i know who would care 010
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 15/01/2025really really wanted to see the italian lauren lavera flick for 1000 reasons but i see it does the “melanie gaydos with no makeup sooo spooky” thing 010
Reposted by princess bingRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Unskilled labor is a capitalist myth *camera cuts to me sending an email with no attachment* Except for this guy. He is genuinely in need of some skills 1614
princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 15/01/2025i’ve lived in somerville for a decade this year and i still have to google what county i’m in every time i do my taxes 000
Reposted by princess bingJosh Cain @joshcain.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Please stop shaming Elon for fat rolling in Elden Ring Shame him instead for seeing the Mind stat and going "I want big brain" but failing to equip his Flask of Cerulean Tears 51028
