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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
yay now i’m crying again
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
jackie just saw carson kressley on south park from 2003 and said “wow he was so young” 😭
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Bravo Delta @bravodelta9.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Nobody: @jso.bsky.social's gallbladder:
A bunch of those polished stones commonly found in museum gift shops
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
sex and the city is my favorite monster of the week show
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Bravo Delta @bravodelta9.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"This cast would get EATEN ALIVE at a lesbian bar!" - @abbject.bsky.social
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
birthdays are not built for people who are bad at texting back omg
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
grocery store checkout lady asked us “is this all together?” do i have discrimination lawsuit grounds for this homophobic microaggression or nah??
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
drank the weed juice that makes me a bossy bottom
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 08/12/2025
I was a hard sell on what It: Welcome to Derry tried to do tonight with Pennywise, but to my surprise it worked.
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‘It: Welcome to Derry’ Season 1, Episode 7 Recap: Inferno
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
watching the lilith fair doc and i did NOT know sarah mclachlan was diving muff like that
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
had a dream my whole team and i showed up to work and didn’t realize it was thanksgiving until like noon. probably fine.
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
my job loves to be like “as a reminder,” and then hit you with brand-new information that somebody just made up a minute ago
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i have a job application in front of me that requires a video essay which is so obviously a discrimination tactic but unfortunately i am a desperate okay-looking white woman so i’m gonna have to work it to my advantage
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i keep forgetting i can “tweet” here. my brain has been swelling from the pressure of generating posts with no output.
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
finally got to season 5 of boardwalk empire but i cannot care about any of it without my babygirl richard harrow omg 💔
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
i’m officially weapons-pilled!! loved it!!
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
at home depot me: aw i love this rainbow of paint chips paint department employee: we love Gay People here!!!! me:
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a green monster from monsters inc is standing in a room with a sad face .
ALT: a green monster from monsters inc is standing in a room with a sad face .
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
yesterday jackie kept looking at her labubu and saying “why did i buy you” and now she’s shopping for clothes for it
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
HELLO is this thing on
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
thirst trap for the 🦋 app
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
insignificant gripe but i hate on the pitt when they abbreviate “gunshot wound” to GSW (“gee ess double you”) … that’s more syllables to say
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
This godawful mess with the Dark Romantasy convention that devolved into straight women committing mob sexual assault is a great reminder that the sexes really are not fundamentally different from one another, they just usually have different levels of power and opportunity to inflict violence.
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
got to see both Bring Her Back and Together this past weekend and i really liked both, however the nonbinary baddie reveal at the end of Together may or may not follow me to my grave
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
watching mermaids (1990) for the first time and baby xtina ricci is so fucking adorable i’m feeling sick and outraged
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
i’m sitting around daydreaming about tattoos i want while also simultaneously dreading sitting next week to finish my shoulder. in a liminal space of anticipated pain.
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
was just struck with the nauseating realization that we’re gonna see labubu halloween costumes this year
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
finally watching final destination bloodlines and that opening scene is everything i ever want from the franchise 🥹 so delightful
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
today i had the first LOTR movie on in the background while i worked, and when it was over HBO was kind enough to queue up, not the second film, but the extended version of the one i had just watched. loving the rebrand!
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
"The labubu -- no, I will not say it. I will not legitimize this absurdity, not even in mockery. A rabbit in a suit, my god, and they sell for how much? I see, and -- no. No. What in the devil is a lafufu? Am I having some species of stroke?"
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
i need to ask … what’s with the glassware on the ultimatum queer love??
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
me: i know about cow slaughtering methods because of the texas chainsaw massacre @bravodelta9.bsky.social: i know about them because of that meme of the cunty cow with makeup
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Just Jax @jso.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
#Caturday featuring Toni Soprano 🤍🖤
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
sending flowery chivalrous apologies to gay boys when i accidentally view their thirst selfie stories seconds after they post
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
white men complaining about ‘karens’ is corny as hell
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
jackie always gets the gay customer service reps. the one she’s on the phone with now has quoted drag race and giggled multiple times
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
so help me god i will become friends with every goth boy that works at wegman’s
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
the sun is shining, i’m caffeinated on my way to buy weed, listening to nu grunge and my agent is live texting me while she watches the substance 🥰
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
In a system increasingly filling with A I slop, be the bathroom graffiti we need to see in the world 🩷
a pink stained wall where someone has written in large friendly letters "Do Gay Weed" over two lovely black eyes and a smile
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
today i experienced the joy of 1. noticing a subliminal face in a horror film i hadn’t seen before 2. pausing the movie at exactly the right time to snap a pic 3. being in active conversation while it happened with the literal only other person i know who would care
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Ryan 🩷💜💙 @soroks.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
What an absolute king
David Lynch in Twin Peaks. The caption reads:

And when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
really really wanted to see the italian lauren lavera flick for 1000 reasons but i see it does the “melanie gaydos with no makeup sooo spooky” thing
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Unskilled labor is a capitalist myth *camera cuts to me sending an email with no attachment* Except for this guy. He is genuinely in need of some skills
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
i’ve lived in somerville for a decade this year and i still have to google what county i’m in every time i do my taxes
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Josh Cain @joshcain.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Please stop shaming Elon for fat rolling in Elden Ring Shame him instead for seeing the Mind stat and going "I want big brain" but failing to equip his Flask of Cerulean Tears
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
i screamed out loud in freshman year philosophy class at this line
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
oh my god 😭
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
i would literally take a vegetable peeler to my entire epidermis for a chance with doechii
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
just watched a demi moore through the years fancam and i was just beaming and saying “her!” over and over the whole time
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
actually very nice to read all the statements from folks who came out to oppose this 🙌
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princess bing @abbject.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
i’m over a year into my role at work and i still don’t know if my tendency to like everyone makes me a good manager or a terrible one
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