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Abbey Bartlet

@abbeybartlet.bsky.social
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Politically Abrasive | Socially liberal | Gardens, Bakes, Wine Makes | Dog Mama | If you voted for the Tangerine Toddler or didn't vote at all, STFU | Bastard child of Stonekettle | DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE

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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 7h
It might help if you hadn't spent almost every single day of your entire Senate career issuing 'strongly worded letters'. Maybe, you could just fight. You think it's about decorum now? In which universe do you think you live? You're exhausting. Shut up.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With enough gardening projects going at the same time on the front porch, eventually the UPS driver that keeps dropping MORE plants says, "Do you need help?" I think he meant, "Can I call someone for you, because this is insane." All I can say is, "Welcome to gardening brain." I'm ok, but also not.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Them be fightin words, son! Of course, when we do this, it's a drinking game. Gotta bounce that golf ball into the Mason jar without knocking over an empty Dixie cup. The patterns change as the game continues. You say you're drunk and doing fine? Really? Shall. we. play. a. game?
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Shall We Play A Game?
Alt: Matthew Broderick in War Games showing the computer's catchphrase... Shall We Play A Game?
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's so surreal, no disrespect sir, but you really are for EVERYONE, aren't you? I gave to your campaign in hope, but dang, you really are the real deal? Please don't mess up. Please just keep being pragmatic and human, loving and protective, giving and real. Maybe surreal can be good? I dunno? 💜
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The show with Josh Charles and Annie Potts, "Bad Medicine", is a kinder, funnier, less clinical version of "House, MD". It's really a lot of fun.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If 'Wednesday' isn't using the Chase Holfelder "Major to Minor" version of 4 Non Blondes (as well as all of his other creepy-ass stuff) of "What's Going On", then the makers of "Wednesday" are missing quite a few tricks. www.youtube.com/channel/UCS1... Do it.
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Sad, minor-key versions of major-key songs is my main thing. But you'll also find piano covers, broadway covers, top 40, acoustic versions, male version, video game covers, Steven Universe, anime... B...
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
First Dolly, then Tim, today it's Peter. THIS IS THE SHITTIEST TIMELINE EVER.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I offer my most profound blessings, Miss Stella. Love y'all.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly might have been the best of us all, she was certainly a loving type of Southern US I'd rarely seen. I miss you so much already. RIP Miss Dolly
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Senator Andy Kim @kim.senate.gov · 17/08/2026
The Trump family crypto company, World Liberty Financial, just got approved for a bank charter. That makes Trump the first president in history to approve and oversee his own company's ability to operate a bank. 1/2
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In a world of selfish people, be a Nimral 'Nimsdai' Purja... "He also drew plaudits for twice risking his life to help others. [snip] “For me it’s not about ego. “It’s about principles. You can’t call yourself a climber and not help in that situation.”" www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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Top mountaineer Nirmal Purja confirmed dead after 11 hit by avalanche in Pakistan
Other members of expedition led by world-renowned climber on Broad Peak have also died, climbing company says
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"Unacceptable" is a weak, useless, both-sides, diversion of the current diplomatic climate. "His comments were "unacceptable"." Pathetic. Stand up and speak up. Or shut the whole fuck up forever. Diplomacy matters, but giving into fascists is a death knell of society. This is the moment. Decide.
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Abigail Spanberger @abigailspanberger.com · 05/11/2025
Thank you, Virginia! It is the honor of my lifetime to be elected your next Governor.
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
It’s only been a few months since Trump accepted a luxury jet from Qatar. He said it was “just a gift”. Today Hegseth announced that Qatar would be building a base on American soil. To be clear that’s not a gift, that’s a bribe.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Truth is truth.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I'm repeatedly looking at rabid wastes of federal funds and I'm still over here asking.... So when is there enough money for universal healthcare? Is that now?
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@LaceyPerSista @laceypersista.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I will go into any cheese shop. If that cheese shop is in the underground and I'm getting directions from Pennywise, I'm still gonna go. 🧀
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I actually hate companies that don't get that some people, not even old people, have bad issues with large jars. I currently hate Lidl US. I've been trying to open this jar for 9 hours. I finally gave up, hit it with a hammer, and hope I'm not eating glass shards. Fuckin sort your shit, arseholes.
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Rep. Jamie Raskin @raskin.house.gov · 21/07/2025
The Constitution gives Congress the power of the purse. The president's job is to "faithfully execute" the decisions we've made and he has signed into law. He may not impound, redirect or confiscate money outside federal law.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I send up blessings every single day for you, dear sir, because your fight is righteous and for those without voice. Your consistency is key. I love that you seem to be youself. Thank you. Truly from the depths of my soul. Thank you, Sir.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
"Everyone wants this." Ok, Donnie, where are the actual humans? Or is it just the voices barking in your head? Bless. Your. Heart.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The "Deep State" is barely knee-deep. What you're neck-deep in is the fraud of a grifter.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social, Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism. Looking forward to following you wherever you land, Your fan, Mar🐫
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
That level of batsh*t crazy vibrates at a frequency only heard by Steve Bannon and dogs. The dogs are smart enough to run away. How about you?
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The performative BS from the right has reached epic proportions. If the "Mountain of Idiocy" isn't a thing on a map, Trumplefuckskin can just draw one with his Sharpie and then pretend it's not a mount of rubbish.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
And always, my fave...
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Matthew Hay Brown @matthewhaybrown.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Viktor Orban tried to ban the Budapest Pride parade. He got the biggest one yet. Steve Hendrix reports from the Hungarian capital www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
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Senator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 28/06/2025
Whether it’s a $700 billion cut or a $1 trillion cut to Medicaid, Republicans are fighting for a bill that could shutter rural hospitals and nursing homes, kneecap community health centers, and make it harder for people to get health care. And for what? Tax breaks for billionaires.
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🚨🚨House GOP leaders will hold a 3pm member call on the megabill today  

MORE than a dozen House Rs tell us they won’t vote for Senate text unless Medicaid language moves much closer to House version

Valadao is saying publicly he will oppose the bill unless it returns in total to House Medicaid text 

+30 members have raised concerns to leaders on Senate’s Medicaid update, many have directly texted Speaker Johnson in last few hours 

W/ @nicholaswu12
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
"The arc of moral history is long, but it bends towards justice."
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scubapopeye.bsky.social @scubapopeye.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Tomorrow at what ever rally you go to you are going to be tempted to lash out. Don’t do it. This is what they want. Do not engage the enemy. Our rules of engagement are peaceful and not violent. Protect each other I beg you!
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Skeptical Brotha 🏳️‍🌈 @skepticalbrotha.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
GAY ACTOR TERRORIZED FOR YEARS BY HOMOPHOBIC NEIGHBORS DIES IN HATECRIME: King of the Hill actor Jonathan Joss killed in shooting aged 59 www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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King of the Hill actor Jonathan Joss killed in shooting aged 59
The actor, best know for voicing John Redcorn in the long-running animated series, was killed on Saturday in Texas
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
"The best infrastructure in the United States is gaslighting." Hubby doesn't know if he came up with it or read it, but damned if that ain't true.
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💙 The Chronic Pain 💙 @thechronicpain.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Say this every day 👇
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The New York Times writes about how frequent—and catholic— Elon Musk’s approach is to mind-altering drugs. Ketamine, Ecstasy, mushrooms, and Adderall, oh, my! It explains a lot. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
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On the Campaign Trail, Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I wish "Bastard Child of @stonekettle.bsky.social " was a bigger hashtag, oeuvre, and factual life. Bluntly, it'd be nice to know there are others like me. @stonekettle.bsky.social Dude, I have no other way of saying it other than, 'Hi Dad! I adore you!' Let's set some MFers straight, man! 💜
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I'm still thinking about you 24 hours and 5 years after your death. I'm so sorry, sweet boy. You called for your Mama as you knew you were dying. I remember you, sweet Georgie boy. I remember and won't forget. Dat boy called for his Mama as he lay dying. *broken*
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Great eyebrows do not equal intelligence. Just ask Marco Rubio. Or George Santos.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Joseph R Biden is American cloth woven of courage, strength, and fortitude. All the love, Sir. 💜 Dr. Biden, ma'am. My heart. 🥰💙💙
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
She's a traitor. But damned don't Traitor47 adore ANY traitors!
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Use the technology available to you or experience the horror available to the rest of us. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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My petty gripe: we need nature, not Nickelback – please put on your headphones | Stephanie Convery
I get that the noise in your head is so unbearable it must be drowned out by Mambo No 5. I just don’t think it should be inflicted on the rest of us
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Bill Vandenbush @hawkeyebilly.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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AJ Vicens @ajvicens.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"CFPB Quietly Kills Rule to Shield Americans From Data Brokers" @dell.bsky.social @dmehro.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/cfpb-q...
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CFPB Quietly Kills Rule to Shield Americans From Data Brokers
Russell Vought, acting director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, has canceled plans to more tightly regulate the sale of Americans’ sensitive personal data.
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
All the historians are showing up for the facts, I'm here for the frolic and because it's a low-brain-wattage kinda day and I'm gonna say rando shi.stuff. Johnny: What's your real name, Baby? Baby: Frances. For the first woman in the Cabinet. Look at me over here #DirtyDancing at the facts!
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Ya know Donnie is showing some leg to get the goods.
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a cartoon of spongebob and patrick dancing on a wooden floor
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick dancing on a wooden floor
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Abbey Bartlet @abbeybartlet.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The Nazi cosplayers always wanna pretend they all that, legally, personally, professionally, sociologically, sexually. I mean, there's no end to a broken dude who's cosplaying "I ain't hurt" giving dark comedic gold.
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