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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

thinking about what might happen if I became a woman who wears a tiara. (better posture, other women telling me how much they like my tiara, the look of misogynist disgust.)

Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Realizing that no one else had special pencils to track. I had a one-room-schoolhouse teacher in her last year for 3rd grade, and two of us were given No.3s for dark writing. They last forever, but tore the paper if pressed too hard. We were not allowed to turn in papers with tears.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

how many hacks would it take to gaslight the customers of a luxury underground bunker company into hiding and police the exits with drones?

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

man who operates drones used for assassinations based on location data: "I'm very concerned with safety, namely that of my computers."

Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

this should be a potato patch

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 07/05/2024

My favorite. The vegetable-to-chronic pain cycle. The crystals that will raise your vibration, negatively.

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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 18/09/2026

Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI:

View overlooking Mott Island Dock, headquarters of Isle Royale NP operations in-season. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-18 04:11:37 EDT (about 7 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: nps.gov/isro/learn/photosmultimedia/webcams.htm // Current Temp in Isle Royale NP: 50 F | 10 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: ENE at 12 mph | 20 kph // Humidity: 74%

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

thinking of this man often and fondly

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I went to the ecstatic dance event. Nobody had seen the sacred geometry or wanted to talk about snakes. Several people cited physical therapy as their prior dance experience. It was excellent.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

The best dances involve snakes.

Maenad holding a thrysus is one hand and a snake in her right.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

not only have I ceased to care about typing errors, I have also shut off my spelling checker somehow. oh well.

Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Have to think about what I want to say to these strangers because what I really want to know is if they're seen the sacred geometry or thought about handling snakes.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

planning to go to a trance dance on the beach tonight and not sure what to wear.

Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

a family member casually mentioned at the end of phone call that one of the largest apartment buildings in the county has been evacuated for days due to someone cooking up a batch of ricin.

Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

there was a time when I owned 20+ CDs by The Cure, and of course I had most of them in my car. I left my car unlocked in the city one day and the entire sack was stolen by very disappointed children.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I moved to the forest and then danced until I saw the sacred geometry.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

fell asleep with the windows open in 43 degree weather and it's 60 degrees in here. I've narrowly avoided turning the furnace on by rendering lard. This was an egregious error for a furnace chicken player.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Toledo War was a barfight in which Two Stickney stabbed Deputy Sheriff Joseph Wood with a penknife and then fled into Ohio.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

the ornamental garden outside of where the visitor's center once stood at the abandoned trout farm.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

it only takes 3 days in a row without washing the bucket to recreate one of the first cheeses. a resourceful cook can make butter and buttermilk biscuits on day 4.

Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Of all the terrible mistakes I've made in life, throwing out my tape collection is in the top 10.

Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

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I tell my Trusts and Estates Students: (a) we did not offer Equal Protection claims to “illegitimate children” until 1968; and (b) many states—including Wisconsin—currently require paternity to be proved by writing by a court, but assume maternity. Where do you think that creepy rule comes from?

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

currently drooling over this 10-acre property near Sands Park. (Swimming, plus free electricity and wifi at the pavillion!) What do you suppose they mean by "shared" bathroom. Shared with who exactly? Is it a two-seat outhouse?

zillow.com

4610 Northwood Ln NE, Kalkaska, MI 49646 | MLS #1949973 | Zillow

This 350 square feet Single Family home has 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom. It is located at 4610 Northwood Ln NE, Kalkaska, MI.

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if you also heard that a tornado hit Hamtramck (again) and freaked out, rest assured, this area hasn't been part of Hamtramck since 1922. E Vernor/Bellevue area, east of Elmwood/Mt Elliott cemeteries.

I do, too, but it was the '80s, I was in Canada, and Sylvester and Tweety were speaking French. It was bizarre (complementary).

If they made the poundcake for this purpose, it's an abomination. If they had leftovers from an event or both fresh on hand, it's divinely inspired.

Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Basically a dot over my house. People here talk like they did down state 50 years ago.

A gradient map of the US showing that my dialect is most like Michigan north of Houghton Lake, a tiny bit like the Pacific Coast. The entire South and East Coast are excluded.

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Michigan State Fair: We here at Michigan State Fair LLC would like to welcome you to Michigan's #1 Family Event here at Vibe Credit Union Showplace in Novi. Michigan privatized one of the oldest fairs in the country and sold the fairgrounds in Detroit for a Meijer and an Amazon warehouse.

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Trevor Risk @sunshinesucks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It really sucks that after Walter died a few years ago, the Steely Dan webmaster took down all the stuff he made for it back in the early 90s, like this chart on how to stop listening to the Grateful Dead.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's important that people get measles vaccinations, which are 97% effective, because the virus is still present. Covid will never be eradicated because it is endemic, and vaccines are 95% effective. Even vaccinated people have spread the virus in some cases. Now think this through with Ebola.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I once found a pair of 20yo waitresses from Toledo heating water in a metal coffee cup over the embers of my campfire on N Manitou Island to make oatmeal they got from the Stranded Camper Box. We invited them to have lamb stew with us for dinner.

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

People have been ill prepared and getting lost forever. Three women had to be rescued from the Muskegon River awhile back because someone in the parking lot told them that the river was a circle that would bring you back to your car.

Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

at the edge of a parking lot for a power station/waterfall in the UP. can't remember which one. 6/24/19

Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

the Ball Blue Book is a type of copaganda

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Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

can't find my pickled melon ball recipe card, so guess I'll just wing it with what I have. cassia buds, cardamom pods, star anise, Sichuan peppercorns, ginger root, maybe cloves or slivered nutmeg. everything doesn't have to taste like McCormick pumpkin pie spice.

Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I have seen Human Eye, Protomartyr, Demolition Dollrods, Polka Floyd, Los Hermanos Salazar, and the Kielbasa Kings.

Mother of Vinegar @abbess.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

big shows I went to because someone else wanted to go Tori Amos Nirvana Tom Petty Ministry My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult Indigo Girls Dar Williams Concrete Blonde Peter Murphy John Densmore Queensryche A Perfect Circle Marilyn Manson Intocable Zacharius Ferrera Pesado Captured! By Robots