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Adrien Baron

@abaron.net
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Software Engineer and Theatre fan living in London Currently building @theatreninja.com, a new theatre ticket platform for Londoners Maker of @clashofstats.com and tiny-frontend.github.io Working at @attio.com

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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 13/08/2026
We wanted very badly to go to the premier in London on August 1st given that we are massive Jet Lag fans and it was literally 2mn from where we live, but we were already busy that day 😅
Picture of myself getting married
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 15/07/2026
Love this meme 😂 (also excited xD)
Big plan meme for MSW
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 09/06/2026
Je l’ai reçu aussi 😅, courage Cédric!
A notification from Ma banque app showing: Test cedric
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 08/06/2026
Apple at #WWDC
I made this meme about apple getting gemini from google and rebranding it
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 23/05/2026
It’s learning 😱
Google AI search mode saying after typing disregard:

If you are trying to test whether I will experience the recent "disregard" search engine glitch, l am fully aware of it and will not break character.
As reported by TechCrunch and USA Today, search engine Al Overviews recently began misinterpreting action words like "disregard",
"ignore",
", and "dismiss" as literal system
commands rather than vocabulary search queries. Instead of displaying a definition, they mistakenly responded with chatbot phrases like
"Understood. Message disregarded, "followed by a massive blank space.
ne TechCrunch +2
If you actually need the linguistic information for the word, here is the breakdown:
Definition & Meaning
• Verb: To ignore something or deliberately pay
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 08/05/2026
I didn't insist on the checkout issue until 35mn after launch when I read online I should, so I'm back of the queue, but it's moving 😅!
Screenshot showing the shipping status progress, showing that it is at the packaged items step
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 29/04/2026
@taurean.bryant.land thank you so much for squire.guide! My partner and I have been using it to help with our ADHD and it's been great ♥️. One small feature request/feedback, on the Today view it doesn't show the Area of each task, I think that'd be useful (at least to me)
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 15/04/2026
Just a note, the screenshot is from London Theatre Direct (a reseller), not the official site, and they include commissions. The official prices are still very high, but a bit lower. Sometimes reseller have cheaper prices/offers, but for some shows like this they can be more expensive.
A screenshot of the official Inter Alia ticketing showing a seatmap with prices ranging from £17.5 to £278.5
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 09/04/2026
I use almost this exact gradient with HSL interpolation for the price range on @theatreninja.com seat map 😊
A screenshot of the seat map for Les Miserables on the website theatreninja.com showing the seat map using a gradient from a very bright light green to pink, going through blue
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 21/03/2026
Our cat (mouse) also loves this position
A tuxedo cat sleeping on its back paws up on a parquet floor
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 11/03/2026
Ok so apparently I'm very good at seeing colours? What's My JND? 0.0027 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
Imaging showing a result of 0.0027 on delta EOK JND colour test
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 09/03/2026
Here is my cat Mouse on Saturday ♥️
A tuxedo cat lying on the floor on its back, it’s looking at the camera with a very dorky face, eyes empty of thoughts
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 29/01/2026
This makes it look like Zoho CRM is neither Flexible nor Simple 😅
An advertisement for Zoho CRM featuring a woman smiling and holding her fists up in excitement. She is standing next to a claw machine with a yellow ball labeled "VALUE." The background is blue and there are three multi-colored circles at the bottom with the words "FLEXIBLE," "SIMPLE," and "VALUE." The Zoho logo is in the top left corner and the text "ZOHO CRM. GRAB VALUE. The CRM with game-changing value. www.zoho.com/crm-value." is in the center.
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 24/01/2026
Any timeline for it coming to the UK 😅?
A screenshot of the UK App Store showing the App not being available
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 13/01/2026
Image of the bart and homer simpson meme:
Bart Simpson: IT'S MOST EXPENSIVE APPLE JUICED HAVE EVER BEEN SERVED
Homer Simpson: THE MOST EXPENSIVE SO FAR
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 05/01/2026
Lisbon airport security asking: what are you doing here instead of COMMITTING CODE to your GitHub account?
Green exit sign with white arrow and rectangle on a gold, white, and black mosaic wall. White tiled floor. Looking like the GitHub activity graph
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 03/01/2026
This parking hates open source 🥺
A sign on top of a parking entrance in Portugal, one of the signs is GPL strikes out
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 25/12/2025
Come on 🇯🇵😅
Graph of English vs Japanese posts on Bluesky, JP is almost overtaking English but the lines are super close
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 25/12/2025
Getting there! Almost more posts in Japanese on Bsky than in English! Source: bskycharts.edavis.dev/edavis.dev/b...
Graph showing number of posts per hours on Bluesky based on their language. English varies up and down based on time of day, Japanese has been increasing. Towards current time (9am UTC on Thursday 25th Dec), English posts are almost as their lowest (US is sleeping), while Japanese posts are trending to cross the threshold and overtake them
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 11/11/2025
Here are Mouse and Cumbia, they both have zero thoughts but in a different way
A tuxedo cat called mouse on a parquet floor, on her back with her paws upA tuxedo cat called mouse on profile, looking like a little sphinx very proud in front of a book holderA tuxedo cat called mouse on a chair, looking at the camera, on her back and twisted, looking sillyA cat called Cumbia, round and in a cat tree spoon, looking at the camera looking uncertain and cute and very round
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 01/11/2025
Here are our two cats, Mouse (tuxedo) and Cumbia, they’re sisters. Mouse is a menace and Cumbia is scared of everything (but she’s getting braver)
Mouse, a tuxedo cat is on her back on a chair, arched and looking at the camera like a dorkMouse lying on her back paws up on the floor in a hallwayCumbia, a tabby and white cat is curled up as a circle in a cat tree spoon, looking at the camera, her eyes are looking a bit sleepy and confusedCumbia, standing in front of a pret bag, looking questionably at the camera
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 18/10/2025
Can you share your methodology ☺️? I’m using D1 in prod and even if not as fast as your local, I get much better number than this (2.2M requests, 0.19ms P50, 3.89ms P99 on a DB that’s 880mb)
A graph showing 2.22 millions requests over 3 daysA graph showing P50 query latency as 0.19msA graph showing showing P99 latency as 3.89ms
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 06/05/2025
Ended at 64,124 😅
A screenshot of a game of 2048 with a score of 64,124
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 06/05/2025
I just scored 64,124 on a game of at://2048. Think you can do better? Join in on the fun with @2048.blue.
A screenshot of a game of 2048 with a score of 64,124
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 06/05/2025
Still not dead 😅
A game of 2048 scoring 23642 so far
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 05/04/2025
We’ve got the female version 😅
A picture of Mouse, a tuxedo cat, lying on her back on a pink chair, paws up
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 23/03/2025
Here is Cumbia, standing in her favourite drawer (we keep it open because she likes to hide behind it 🥺)
A tabby cat is standing in an open drawer, staring straight at the camera
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 22/03/2025
Here are my too cats Cumbia and Mouse 🥰
A tabby cat called Cumbia is posing in the sun in a living room on an orange bag giving it an orange glow. The cat is looking straight at the camera with a sultry look but a serious faceA large tuxedo cat called Mouse is lying down on its back on a pink office chair, the cat is very long and looks like it’s sleeping, its little front paws are folded like arms and its back paws are point up, making it look a bit like human sleeping
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 16/03/2025
Markdown rendering seems to not work 😅 (maybe because the line breaks aren’t rendering?) (If relevant: on iOS Safari)
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 19/01/2025
Here are lots of happy people in London right now, hope it helps ♥️
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 01/01/2025
Went there myself a few years ago! 🥰
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 31/12/2024
So do I 🥺! 🪿💙
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 04/12/2024
The social network meme: Drop the X, it’s cleaner
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 02/12/2024
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 29/11/2024
When your code isn't doing what you want, but it ends up looking super pretty 🌈
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 18/11/2024
Just bought my first real theatre tickets through the website I’ve been building for the past 6 months 🥺 It provides a novel UX to find tickets, if you want to try it out, and give feedback it’s here: www.theatreninja.com
A picture of a confirmation screen showing tickets for a show purchased on Theatre Ninja
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 16/11/2024
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 03/11/2024
Oh I didn’t know you played! I’m at the Worlds Finals right now 😅, got invited because I built www.clashofstats.com 😊
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 02/11/2024
I might be wrong but I think this sentence in the announcement from Prisma is missing a “with” in front of “generous free tier” 😅
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 06/05/2023
Also not "crazy" traffic, but a nice spike 😅, the whole thing ended up costing me... nothing 😅, as it's still within the free limits of Cloudflare plan 🥳. Gotta love edge compute ❤️!
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 06/05/2023
Look at those core web vitals, in the wild 🥳! That's actual traffic of people in the french countryside battling for tickets 👀
Showing: LCP 100% good, CLS: 99% good, FID: 99% good
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Adrien Baron @abaron.net · 06/05/2023
Ok I opened the ticket website I built for my mums dance school today, > 80% tickets sold within 10mn 😱!Good thing I build it with Cloudflare!
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