Reposted by @aaronstampler99.bsky.socialMolly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 16hno idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave 4063081167
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They should play the entire Pornography/Disintegration/Bloodflowers trilogy for eagles games 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think Randy Johnson killing that bird would be on there. 010
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They beat the Knicks twice so they’re double the team the spurs are 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That occurred to me as well. My original point still stands, regardless of the crowd cheering I think he meant increased gas prices are a small price to pay for national security. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He’d have no reason to hate San Diego, it’s pretty conservative (rich and military) as big cities go. If he wanted a city to bomb he’d pick SF. I agree about the crowd though. I think a lot of his fans relish the idea of CA and NY being wiped out, with all their foreigners and godlessness. 100
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hate the guy and I'd happily dance on his grave if he dropped dead, but I think he meant that gas prices are "a little high" and that the cost is a small price to pay for the alternative of having nukes dropped instead. (I know that's not the case, but it's his narrative.) 100
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Falcons scheming up easy 31 yard TDs off play-action boot to Jahan Datson I think I'm gonna cry. Why does every other team make getting guys wide ass naked open and the QB finding them so easy and my team makes it look impossible? 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026somebody in my fantasy league got Brian Robinson for $65 on a $200 budget. Oops. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026@mccrummen.bsky.social can you please answer for your framing of that trucker as a "lifelong Democrat, first time Trump voter" when you look at his social media history? 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026but it's not useless to them. The cruelty and the suffering is the point. They want it all and more. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hope Howie doesn’t blow it with the 8th overall pick 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't know. I think they've hit on turnovers being the great equalizer and that Fangio has a history of stymying Stafford. Eagles have 20 points on 100 yards of offense, thanks to defense and special teams. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Eagles have 20 points on 100 yards of offense lol 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Or you can just say Kin-tuck with an accent 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can you imagine being Jon Gruden's agent? "Hey Jon, if you ever want to be a national broadcaster again, we gotta convince the public the allegations of you being a huge racist are false." Gruden "I'm gonna go to Dayton and be a guest speaker at the Trump rally." 001
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wasn’t Herbstreit essentially right though? Watson had it totally backwards when he said fans were booing him and cheering his injuries for off the field reasons and not his play when really these shitty fans were doing so because he sucked on the field. Now that he’s not sucking, they’re cheering 010
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026talk about bulletin board material for Clark to work like crazy on her game over the summer and to demand more frontcourt help. Hammon and Wilson put it out there in the open: They HATE her. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t get how y’all are watching this telecast with the sound on in the first place. How much more evidence do you need? You know who the particulars are. You know how they get down. Listen to music or some podcast. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My question is why has Jameis’ reputation been rehabbed? Everyone treats him like a lovable goofball and I just don’t get it. I’ll never understand it. 010
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Because he is. He belongs to Putin and Israel. 001
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mina, I’m a big fan, but you pick favorites like 98% of the time. You’re a football populist. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's really mind-boggling that A) this is the best candidate the GOP could come up with and B) that like roughly half the voters despise the notion of voting for a Democrat so much that they can hear this answer and still think he's the better alternative. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm 3-11 vs the spread so far this week. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If those divisions made any geographical sense yall would’ve had the Braves and the giants would’ve made the playoffs 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026man watts could've returned that to the house if he wanted to 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is why I'm not aghast at the GOP for being fascists. I blame the Dems for not being fascists first and beating them to the punch. Fascism is absolutely necessary to govern a nation of fucking idiots, to save them from themselves because if you let them, they'll vote against their own interests. 011
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I didn't have the sound on, was the question referring to someone who threw for more than 25 TDs in a season, ever? 290
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He's got a lucrative future ahead of him as the actor Trump commissions to portray himself in a movie about himself. 020
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Seems clear that Ferguson is like Gesicki, not a tight end, just a big body receiver and he's their Puka replacement. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sure looked like that trainer mouthed "4 to 6 weeks" to Harbaugh 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Trump has never cared about any political ideology. He's always been a starfucker. That's why he doesn't care about ripping Republicans who look like/dress like schlubs and have no aura or swag. All he cares about is public perception and his personal power/enrichment. He DGAF about actual values. 020
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Man, with both Njoku and Kolar on IR the Eagles might have to compete with the Chargers for Ertz' services... 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026my apologies sir, the box score shows 1 whole pass breakup, by Riq Woolen. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026had to cut Gushiken so they could keep Dalton and McKee. 021
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026annoying thing about defense today was not only did they not force a turnover against a bottom 8 QB, they didn't come close. I don't think they had a pass breakup all game. 100
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Gush and Cooper going off in the same day 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@bowulf.bsky.social the goosh! 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is why I have zero faith in Talarico winning, Les. I don't trust any officiating in Texas. All kinds of shenanigans in that state. 010
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bengals looking like a serious outfit this year 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comTerrell Owens: That's My Quarterback RomoALT: Terrell Owens: That's My Quarterback Romo 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Chris Fowler doing everything short of a "I would bet my life savings on this kick on Draft Kings" announcer jinx on that field goal attempt. Holy christ. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Man, I've seen enough. If Chambliss isn't the first overall pick next draft the GM is overthinking it. His processing speed is ridiculous. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the more I look at the replay, the more I think the plan was to run around for a couple of seconds and then to chuck a bomb out of bounds as far as he could, but his plant leg slipped, and he saw how close the rush was getting and panicked and tried to eat the ball and it didn't work out for him. 011
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026NC state coach thought too much about that one or perhaps not enough. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026what the fuck just happened in the vanderbilt game 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mao was a more sympathetic figure than Dabo 010
