Reposted by @aaronstampler99.bsky.socialMolly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 13hno idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave 3655741010
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Falcons scheming up easy 31 yard TDs off play-action boot to Jahan Datson I think I'm gonna cry. Why does every other team make getting guys wide ass naked open and the QB finding them so easy and my team makes it look impossible? 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026@mccrummen.bsky.social can you please answer for your framing of that trucker as a "lifelong Democrat, first time Trump voter" when you look at his social media history? 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hope Howie doesn’t blow it with the 8th overall pick 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Eagles have 20 points on 100 yards of offense lol 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can you imagine being Jon Gruden's agent? "Hey Jon, if you ever want to be a national broadcaster again, we gotta convince the public the allegations of you being a huge racist are false." Gruden "I'm gonna go to Dayton and be a guest speaker at the Trump rally." 001
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t get how y’all are watching this telecast with the sound on in the first place. How much more evidence do you need? You know who the particulars are. You know how they get down. Listen to music or some podcast. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's really mind-boggling that A) this is the best candidate the GOP could come up with and B) that like roughly half the voters despise the notion of voting for a Democrat so much that they can hear this answer and still think he's the better alternative. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm 3-11 vs the spread so far this week. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026man watts could've returned that to the house if he wanted to 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Seems clear that Ferguson is like Gesicki, not a tight end, just a big body receiver and he's their Puka replacement. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sure looked like that trainer mouthed "4 to 6 weeks" to Harbaugh 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Man, with both Njoku and Kolar on IR the Eagles might have to compete with the Chargers for Ertz' services... 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@bowulf.bsky.social the goosh! 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bengals looking like a serious outfit this year 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comTerrell Owens: That's My Quarterback RomoALT: Terrell Owens: That's My Quarterback Romo 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Chris Fowler doing everything short of a "I would bet my life savings on this kick on Draft Kings" announcer jinx on that field goal attempt. Holy christ. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Man, I've seen enough. If Chambliss isn't the first overall pick next draft the GM is overthinking it. His processing speed is ridiculous. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026NC state coach thought too much about that one or perhaps not enough. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026what the fuck just happened in the vanderbilt game 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026With Dickerson on IR, a roster spot has opened up. Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if they sign Ertz tomorrow, pending a workout/physical. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Eagles media to Nick: "Coach, we couldn't help but notice that Landon Dickerson played like shit. Is something physically wrong with him?" Sirianni: "What are you talking about? He was awesome." 5 mins later "Eagles place Dickerson on IR." So predictable. 010
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every coach in the league is gonna have that taunting call in their team film tomorrow as teach tape for what not to do. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every Eagles game is torture. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This Makai Lemon, man. I don't get it. There's just nothing there. He's not fast, he's not quick, he doesn't make one anyone miss. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Eagles need to seriously consider putting Kendall in there in for Dickerson. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Eagles offense looks very much like a unit who had zero preseason snaps together. 011
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why were texas' guys and the coaches trying to tell the refs they scored on that 2nd down play? Having been ruled to not score was the best possible thing for them. 000
Reposted by @aaronstampler99.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The entire right wing has been furious that the mayor of New York City had the nerve to be Muslim on 9/11, while their president is out here bragging about what a terrific relationship he has with the Saudi royal family. 832952791
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I thought niners would be competitive and maybe even spring an upset, but I didn't see an asswhoopin' 011
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026you know, Myles Garrett could've just stayed a Brown and saved himself a trip to the other side of the planet if he's gonna get his ass kicked. At least it wouldn't be on national television. 000
Reposted by @aaronstampler99.bsky.socialBerin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel 399208694813
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Man pour one out for the dude who spent $65 on Brian Robinson of the Falcons in our draft. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@jimmykempski.bsky.social have fun coming up with 10 awards for this shitpile, Jimmy 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 29/08/2026No WNBA player besides Clark has more than one career 30 point, 10 assist games. She's done it in back to back games and now has six of them in her career. 020
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You normies can’t possibly understand how much more of a big deal losing Peter Cullen is than Dolly Parton or Tim Curry. #rip 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Forget having to stay inside a Waffle House for 24 hours. The new fashionable punishment for finishing last place in your fantasy league is that you have to give Jed York a blowjob. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Can Eagles cut Dalton already? He's beyond washed. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 12/08/202650% chance Trump asked his people to look into seeing if Sophie Cunningham will take the job. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’ve never had a blowjob this good my whole life 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 24/07/2026So, LeBron forgave Brown for saying his kid can’t play? 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 20/07/2026@bowulf.bsky.social Hey Bo, in your QB rankings show you meant to insult Dak by saying of 40 QBs with 5+ playoff starts, his record is the tied-for-worst with Alex Smith. If anything, you insulted Smith. He's 14 TDs, 2 Ints with a 97.4 QB rating in those games, Dak is 14/7 with a 91.8 rating. 110
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Man I DO NOT agree with these golden glove and golden ball awards 001
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If Argentina played the whole game with the intensity they played with after being down 1-0, they'd have won. 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 12/07/2026How'd it happen? Did he choke on Trump's cock or something? 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 28/06/2026@edsbs.bsky.social austria/algeria could be a disgrace of Gijon situation to knock out Iran 000
aaronstampler99.bsky.social @aaronstampler99.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Am I crazy or could we be looking at a disgrace of Gijon situation with Austria-Algeria? 000
