AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This woman is asking the poor burrito artists at Chipotle the spice level of every rice, every bean, every meat, every salsa, because she “can’t do spicy.” Ma’am…why are you here? 030
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Throwback to the first friend I made at K-State, a foreign exchange student from Switzerland, who regularly had me wondering “gay or European?” (To my dismay, just European.) 010
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026…contemporary art, chutoro, (Melanie) C, and Chicago. 🏙️ 012
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026C is for Cody, Connor, Chad, Cranidos, “Call Your Girlfriend”… 110
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Course 3 of 12 was my favorite: fluke with sour plum and yuzu leaf. Also, I pride myself on trying anything once, but I don’t think I need to have salmon roe ever again. 010
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026An afternoon at MCA followed by my very first omakase experience! 020
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Stop me from buying the Jirkin on TikTok. It’s a jelly Birkin! And it comes in like, 14 colors! 000
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The architect of Morton Amphitheater couldn’t have rotated the venue 100 ft. to the left? 030
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If this doesn’t end with them as a throuple, I’m gonna be so pissed… 000
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The best part of wakin’ up is a hot Slovenian barista fillin’ my cup. 010
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Leveled up to Level 65 and caught a max level Mega Mewtwo Y, but most importantly, I caught the shiny Ponyta of my dreams! #PokemonGOFest2026 120
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Not a huge shiny haul, but still excited about these! #PokemonGOFest2026 020
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Haha! 😂 His name is Jake Boffman. He’s an up-and-coming male model, who’s actually from Olathe, but is now doing fashion week in Paris. instagram.com/jakeboffman 110
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Braved the Streetcar on a World Cup game day to catch some shiny Frigibaxes with @cheatsy.bsky.social, and now I understand how New Yorkers feel everyday of their lives. 020
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Happy Pride from Ansha & Hoopa! 🏳️🌈🍩 #PokemonLegendsZA #MegaDimension 010
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I think this may have been my sister’s and my reaction to Dan Oberst’s shirtless home run. I love Banana ball. 🍌⚾️ 040
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I am putting entirely too much pressure on myself to produce the best show ever since it’s my last one, and I need to chill tf out. ‘Cause at the end of the day, I’m the only person who cares this much. 030
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026March MANness stuns in new photos. instagram.com/marchmanness2026 000
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026#PokemonGOTour: Kalos shiny haul! A lot of firsts today! 000
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026‘Will & Grace’ reboot, but with Pedro as Will, Gaga as Grace, Bad Bunny as Jack, and Cardi as Karen. 030
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026The fashion classes are beginning their fashion illustration unit, so the teacher asked if I would bring some of my old work in. Hadn’t pulled these babies out in nearly a decade… 030
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I already have enough colleague drama to deal with at my own job, and now I’m expected to give a shit about Mark Kelly and Pete Hegseth’s beef? Democrats need to a new strategy if they expect any money from me this midterm cycle. 000
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 30/12/20252.) Text layout. For starters, I guess this guy thinks himself a “philosopher” (🙄), but you hyphenate by syllable—not wherever it’s convenient. If it were me, I would have decreased the font size, or realigned the words to fit on one line. I know, I know. Hello, autism. But details matter. (3/3) 000
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I made a goal to read a book a month this year (and to stop reading books about straight people—with the exception of Kamala Harris). I came up three short, but the nine I did finish helped inform and inspire my own writing, so I’ll take it! Here’s to trying for twelve again in 2026! 📚🥂 020
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025But most importantly, Happy 4th Birthday to my favorite picture of myself of all time. 280
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 31/10/202513 years ago, Madonna posted me to her Facebook and Instagram. 061
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 29/10/2025“Buss It Down, Tatianna” may be my favorite concert sign of all time. 🤣 010
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I wish I felt bad, but play stupid (billionaire’s) games, win stupid prizes. When a label has this many variants manufactured, quality is not even a priority. They want your money, and they know that a cult who celebrates mediocrity will cough it up. 🤷🏻♂️ #TheLifeOfANoGirl 000
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2025What has your autism allowed you to accomplish today? 140
AARON SIMON @aaronsimon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025While setting up a student’s new AAC device today, we selected the “Adult” category thinking it would have some pre-made icons for “mom,” “dad,” “grandparents,” and other adults this student might want to identify. Instead, this category featured: 330
