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It's Always Punny in Philadelphia @punnyinphilly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Well, it's been a minute! But IT'S ALWAYS PUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA returns to Helium on 10/10 for our 10th edition tournament of champions. Be there, or be square. philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/378441

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Helium Comedy Club | Special Event: It's Always Punny In Philadelphia

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

the metastasis of trumpism, example 9458

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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 12/06/2026

A new poll from the New York Times shows potential Democratic voters want the party to move to the right, are happy with where it is ideologically, and rate socialism highly. Huh? www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-06-12...

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

... california should count faster though

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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Found the perfect metaphor for America250 www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/n...

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Huge American Flag Flies Into Power Lines, Knocking Out Power for Thousands

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

a reminder that NYC's flag totally sucks. city needs a proper one!

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

This Article: The Road to Space Runs though the Poles The Poles: Polacy w kosmosie, kurwa!

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

god is an unknowable, omnipotent being that transcends all comprehension, but this i know: he's DEFINITELY a dude and he's DEFINITELY got a dick

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

states targeted by this should promise retaliatory economic measures against oklahoma in the event this policy goes ahead. dump all pension fund holdings from companies that operate there, travel bans, etc.

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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The US is a heavily-armed society going through an almost-unprecedented crisis of legitimacy. It doesn't need conspiracies for there to be a bunch of assassination attempts on a historically-unpopular president.

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

gerrymandering is bad and while this is necessary to force disarmament, it is not a good thing.

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

many of trump's pro tempore folks are really quite amateur tempore

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

can't be having a union that's a raw deal

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

the thing about adversaries providing intel to each other is that you can avoid the issue entirely by not getting into extremely dumb wars of choice

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

whatever your israel politics are, nobody should win a primary with less then 30% of the vote, much less 50%

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

what is senator roger marshall sacrificing?

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

these guys and FIRE have demonstrated a lot of integrity

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

i support the corrupt old nepotist autocratic, not the corrupt old nepotist autocrat!

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

passing out after jewish brunch? that's a vasobagel

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

a reminder that democrats should be calling him a tyrant in every reference to him, no matter the issue or question at hand.

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It's Always Punny in Philadelphia @punnyinphilly.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

HELLO #PHILLY, IT'S ALWAYS PUNNY IS BACK AND BADDER THAN EVER. Come catch us at Helium on March 7th! It's a convenient 4PM show after which you can drink to forget, grab dinner, and be home by a reasonable hour! philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/345375

A flyer for an upcoming pun competition at Helium comedy club on March 7th! It says "come see the city's best, worst punslingers compete for groans and glory."

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

didn't think i'd arrive here, but... well done, hakeem

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

bans on gerrymandering are a good fix, but state lines are the real thing that need to be fixed. MCSGA* make city states great again

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Implementation: the bringing of a plan, process, or idea into effect Impelmentation: absolutely crushing a huge bowl of pelmeni

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Democrats need to be landing more verbal body shots on people like Kavanaugh. Say his name every time you tell a story like this.

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

good news from the nation of philadelphia

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

hey @schumer.senate.gov, i believe the term you want is "corrupt tyrant"

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

has no morality and his mind is failing. fantastic!

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

time for a march on their local office. mayor frey and tim walz should be at the front of it.

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Aaron Schwartzbaum @aaron-schwa.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

the thing about state organizations with impunity is that even if that impunity if meant for "bad guys," it tends to get used against everybody, ultimately

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Seva @seva.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

some people love quoting "the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must." That was Athens saying that at the height of its empire. Few of those people seem to remember what happened to Athens the very next year.

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It's Always Punny in Philadelphia @punnyinphilly.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

hey #philly, we're doing something beneficial for society for a change! JOKES for JUSTICE is a standup comedy benefit for local gender justice organizers. all proceeds go to an organization called Bread and Roses. let's make philly a kinder, more welcoming place! www.eventbrite.com/e/jokes-for-...

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Jokes for Justice: A Standup Comedy Benefit for Gender Justice

Lady Laughs Philly and It's Always Punny in Philadelphia present a standup comedy benefit for local gender justice organizers

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