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Aardman

@aardman.bsky.social
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Composer, arranger, pianist, mandolinist, conductor, teacher, former colorist for Eclipse Comics, mono-synth patcher and pataphysician. Commissions welcome - I’m fast. Compose lead sheets daily for my blog, Phils Tune Day: philipdewalt.substack.com

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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The next time there’s a pandemic no expert in their right mind will step forward to help after the way they’ve pilloried Fauci. And I especially blame that smarmy opportunist prick Hawley for it. I can’t believe my taxes go to pay that performative asshole.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’ve started my daily sheet-music blog back up. I pick topics that interest me and compose music relevant along with commentary and sheet music. Here’s recent one some of you might find interesting. If you like this kind of thing please subscribe! philipdewalt.substack.com/p/rigged-ele...
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Rigged Election Shuffle
Of all the things I couldn’t’ve imagined happening over the last decade, it was that we would allow a juvenile narcissist who has spent most of his life, literally, claiming every time he lost anythin...
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Congress has decided to address the twice yearly clock change by, no surprise here, getting it wrong as usual. They want to make daylight savings time permanent. Morons. There’s a reason for the sun to be at the zenith mid day. High Noon not High 1pm. Millions of sundials agree with me.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
When Biden was president, really, most past presidents with the exception of “W,” weeks could go by and you wouldn’t hear a thing about the president. What depressed me the most about Trump being installed a 2nd time is you’re lucky if an hour or two can go by without some fresh outrage.
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/06/2026
“How the fuck is this not the biggest story in the world right now?”
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The Epstein Class Must Be Put In Prison
How is this not the biggest story in the world right now?
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Trump’s not the problem. The entire Republican Party - THAT’S the problem. We wouldn’t be in this mess if they hadn’t embraced all this authoritarian garbage for decades, starting with that prick Reagan. And they could stomp it out any time they choose, but they don’t. Never vote for one again.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The photo that shows what an embarrassing clown show America has become. The White House with the remains of one wing in rubble and a cheap, tacky ‘rasslin’ ring in the midst of construction on the lawn intended to celebrate the chief asshole’s birthday with gladiator style violence. Embarrassing.
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Joy Christy @breezerr24.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Not In The Mood To Celebrate | Anti-Trump Protest Song | 250thAnniversary
YouTube video by The Resistance
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
One of the most absurd arguments I’ve heard repeated over and over the last decade or so is that people that attend democratic rallies and protests are paid to be there. I can only conclude that, like the accusations of election rigging, the reason they speak this nonsense is because they do it.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Since that ugly fuck Stephen Miller is in the news today it’s time to repost this fine meme:
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Anthony Torino @torinoentertainer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
MAGA who regularly raped children Are suffering from withdrawal So, they have decided to put on a Homoerotic show On the White House lawn Where adult men in their underwear Wrestle each other While MAGAts jerk off with their Pedophile Leader In public As the National Anthem plays.
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Debby33 ❌ 👑 @debby33.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Satire & Political Comedy Are Resistance 🎭 "Authoritarians don’t like anybody who doesn’t give them undue dignity. Comedians are anti-authoritarian by nature. And authoritarians are never going to like anybody laughing at them." - Stephen Colbert
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Andy Behrman @electroboyusa.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Say goodbye to Stephen Colbert and then say goodbye to CBS. A network that loses Colbert loses its cultural relevance. Period. Please repost if you agree! #StephenColbert #Colbert #CBS
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Odds are way in favor of this simply being another psyops swindle since it worked so well the last time, however, on the off chance it wasn’t, just imagine how much anger and frustration are brewing to cause someone to decide it’s worth it to lose their own life just to put an end to the madness.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You don’t need comedians at the White House correspondence dinner when the president is the biggest joke in the room already.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trumps popularity was so far in the shitter they decided to stage another assassination attempt since the last one worked so well.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I miss having a president.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If Vance and the cabinet were to invoke the 25th amendment, much as I despise Vance, I don’t think he would commit nuclear genocide. This would give us up to 25 days for congress to get together and ratify it. Unfortunately if congress fails Trump will return and probably have Vance killed.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I couldn’t care less about what Noem’s husband likes to do as far as strapping on women’s boobs are concerned. He‘s not responsible for any of this nightmare and I don’t get the fascination with it.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Them Epstein files must be real doozies to threaten global Armageddon to distract from them!
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It would appear the republicans are just as ineffective at controlling this demented madman as the democrats are. I’m afraid the only thing standing between us and Armageddon is our military. Not just will they refuse to comply, I’m saying a military takeover HERE until sanity returns.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It must just be me but after having lived through the first moon landing I’m having difficulty getting interested in this latest trip to the moon, largely because this administration is so awful I can’t take interest in or pleasure in anything it has a part in these days.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
if you encounter anybody that still doesn’t believe Trump is totally out of his mind, just show them any transcript from any of his public appearances over the last year or so and have them read it aloud. The man is a blithering idiot - he spouts word salad. The emperor has no clothes.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
They’re trying to put that prick on a coin again. How dare they? Time to flood the mint warning them they can’t do it legally. If I’m ever handed one in change I’ll refuse to accept it and if one ever comes into my possession I’m taking an engraving tool to it to write PEDO over his fucking face.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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She Won: Florida Used a Fake County Vote Bank in the 2024 Election
Receipts attached. The question now is what legislators and the media will do about it.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The Republican party has killed itself over fealty to the least deserving man in the history of the party, a child fucking pants shitting demented cruel brute.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Seeing this makes me comfortable AI can’t win when it comes to music. This is absolutely mind blowing. youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...
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Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This seems like a photo that should be getting more play around here, you know, when Gislaine Maxwell is fondling Melania’s boob while Trump has his hands around both of them
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
We’re witnessing the tip of the iceberg with the Epstein files. The reason they’re not being released goes way deeper than this administration. They reveal the “Eyes Wide Shut” mentality of Kubrick’s final film is common amongst elites and that scares them. They’re like cockroaches fleeing light.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The ONLY way we will ever get the world to even marginally trust us again requires not just throwing all these monsters out of office, but following it up with vigorous prosecutions and heavy sentences for ALL of them and changes to our laws that will prevent it from happening again.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
We are literally watching the collapse of a major political party, one that’s been around for more than a century, via literally supporting / hiding pedophilia in furtherance of fascism over cultish fear and admiration of a diaper wearing child molesting psychopath. Did I get any of that wrong?
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Ted Cruz says we need to stop attacking pedophiles. www.reddit.com/r/WallStreet...
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From the WallStreetDad community on Reddit: Ted Cruz: How about we all come together and say, “Let’s stop attacking pedophiles!”
Explore this post and more from the WallStreetDad community
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This cartoon deserves a Pulitzer Prize.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
1. I think most liberals are probably familiar with one part of what has become known as Wilhoit’s Law – that the true goals of the right are inequality, injustice, repression and control. This is how composer Frank Wilhoit put it in 2018: crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.”
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
What the Epstein files ultimately reveal is with extreme wealth, especially undeserved generational extreme wealth, comes a statistically significant rise in depravity and perversity, probably due to the recipient believing they’re better than others so are free to do as they please.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Fuck every republican straight to hell. Heartless murdering bastards every fucking one of them.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Since the video from that lady in red filming the incident hasn’t been released yet I consider it highly likely they ran her down and did the same thing to her out in some woods somewhere. Hope I’m wrong.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I’m getting sick and tired of every day there’s a fresh outrage, and I mean really outrageous outrages. I no longer see how fighting back can make it worse.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE MOTTO: Killing Citizens To Keep Us All Safe
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I’m to the point where I can’t see martial law as anything worse than this anyway so we might as well start fighting back against these brutes.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So now the solution to “illegal aliens” is killing our own citizens to keep us safe. Never forget the Republican party is responsible for this and never forgive them for it.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I sure hope NATO and the rest of the world understands that the vast majority of Americans feel exactly the same way they do. I would love it if a NATO coalition invaded America and frogmarched all these vile people to international court then locked them all away for the rest of their lives.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If they don’t get that fucker out of office and soon they’re going to be facing a nation-wide revolt, and it won’t end well for any of us. The Republicans party is responsible for all this God Damn every single politician that still calls themselves a republican. They are supporting a monster.
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Dorothee V. Plessis @dorotheevplessis.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
They are unredeemable and destructive and I want nothing to do with them anymore. WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
If you listen to this all the violence he’s committing now, the invading of Venezuela, threatening Greenland, murdering people, starts to make sense. He and his “pals” will do all that and worse to keep from releasing the Epstein files, they’re that bad. lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry...
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"Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2
Trump/Epstein and Associated Criminal Enterprises: Victim Interviews: SR
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TommyBoy @tampatom69.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Elon Musk 🇺🇸 Parody @elonmusk-parody.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Ron Perlman giving that boy hell.
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Aardman @aardman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I can’t think of a singe time in history when the Republican Party, scratch that, ANY party was as globally hatred / despised as they are today. It’s astonishing watching a political party that has been around for over a century self destruct like this. Good riddance.
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Kevin ANTIFA Ressler 💙🐈‍⬛😁 @kevinressler.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
We The People know.
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