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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 12h
So, uh, what's in that cave?
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can think of one thing that would chase away the blues.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thought repellant.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No state ever died of an asshole shortage.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FUCK YES. This is the energy, morality, and courage that I expect from leaders. Unbelievably brave.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dude reminds me of somebody, hmmm.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I made this mistake when I was 10.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Keep going sir. Just a little farther...
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If the president says SI I say ¡NO!
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Book and print ordered! So excited!
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was thinking it could be Marie Antoinette saying "Let them eat road salt"
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We call that day armagaydon.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How is this not treason?
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It just doesn't have to be any more complicated than this.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh cool. Nice to know this one's wrapped up then. On to Kansas y'all.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And for who?
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reminder set! I missed it the first time.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't believe you. Run back and forth across the beltway and let's see what happens next.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To quote Dennis Hopper: that guy's like a turd that won't flush.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel bad for both of us.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That picture means that someone had the chance to do some funny shit.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's messed up. She can leave his ass but we can't? Fuck that.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He should smile more.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking at how everything I did this week cost 25% more than last week, I'm feeling very trickled down upon.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stroke victims are often given leg braces to help them walk.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Godzilla minus two?
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So like a shovel and a super soaker? Could work.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is so cathartic I want to cry.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
INTO MY VEINS!
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So many "final requests" and "last ditch efforts".
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm totally with you but I thought your post said "I have an appointment on Carson " and for the briefest of moments, I thought "They made the tonight show, awesome!"
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My God. Will somebody please teach his wife how to dress a man. Taking all this shit from a ventriloquist puppet is rough.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And your streak is unbroken.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can this somehow come back to haunt us as an in-kind contribution to the Democrats?
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or, you know, Ken Paxton.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ha! They should change his secret service call sign to Albatross and not tell him why.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No way man. Seen what happens to those guys.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would point out that I really wanted to watch the game on TV but couldn't because it was on Peacock streaming and just, no.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This fall will find the GOP Schmitt out of luck.
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Evan @evan7257.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The @houstonchronicle.com endorses Letitia Plummer for county judge. "While the Democrat has done her homework, Republican candidate Orlando Sanchez struggles to break from MAGA extremes." www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/endo...
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Plummer remains the better choice to lead Harris County. | Endorsement
Voters of Harris County, cast your ballots with a smile and know that no matter who you pick for county judge, you’re making a better choice than you did four years ago.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who wore it better?
Vincent D'Onofrio looking Trump levels of sexy in Men in Black.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's the SI's! They found us!
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
T: Hey Google G: Yes Donald? T: Lose me the midterms. G: Yes Donald, here are your talking points... And thank you for calling me Super. You are a special boy.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would point out that I wear every shade of beige.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a start!
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They? We're doing pronouns now? And this piece of shit recommended he only do one day.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pee tape.
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aardis.bsky.social @aardis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love it. Timecloaks?
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