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aapurezero.bsky.social

@aapurezero.bsky.social
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I do too many things. Mature content; 18+. VΦ. My debatably better half is @goodwarlock.bsky.social. Conducive criticism is always welcome. My really long thoughts can be found at my blog on aapurezero.wordpress.com

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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Working on a secret project. Yes, I'm still infected with grannysquareosis. #crochet
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'll make a tutorial on how to crochet this particular granny square as it's a bit different than the traditional square. I'll also happily answer questions about the squares (and just about anything else I've made).
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I got bit by the granny square bug. I saw two big cakes of yarn in my stash and decided to attack them until I can't make any more more squares. Granny squares are wonderfully pluripotent: they can become so much without having a plan for them.
A dark green and pink crochet granny square with a grey border is in front of a pair of granny square stacks with similar designs to the first square. A smaller, incomplete square is barely visible.
All the squares have yarn ends all over because PureZero doesn't care about making things look neat.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I had to fold the lovey blanket into a crane—it was square-shaped and made from 9 different squares. It's now my profile picture and my banner! Just pretend that the banner uploaded like it should have.
A blanket folded up like an origami crane. The "crane" is colourful and is made from various granny squares stitched together.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I thought I was making a unicorn lovey, but I guess my hands had different plans. I'm making a dragon instead! A little under 5 hours spent on making this lovey.
A crocheted, white animal head without any distinct features is in front of a colourful mini crochet blanket folded in half.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Caffeine makes stitching go by so fast. I had 3 squares and part of another one yesterday. Now, I'm starting a critter's head. Currently about 3 hours into this little project.
A close up image of a small, colourful crochet blanket. The blanket is made of granny squares with pink, purple, blue, and green stripes with a white border. A hemispherical crochet piece is in the background with a red-handled hook attached to the piece.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@goodwarlock.bsky.social and I may or may not have been experimenting in a visual medium that may not have been explored by the voracious. How it works kinda reminds me of myself: doesn't make sense until you look at it in a certain way.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy Vore Day. Stay weird, voracious, and creative.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I declare the month of August to be Vore Month because a day is not enough time to ponder about how I got into the concept of people eating others. Stay tuned for voracious posts throughout the month. VΦ.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Stitching all of the stinging bits on the sea nettle. Those oral arms love to curl (they're mostly linked stitches), but the ruffles tame the arms a bit. After this will be markings on the bell.
A crochet yellow sea jelly with lots of small tentacles. It has four oral arms with two plain and two with orange ruffling to look like actual jelly arms.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I might share the patterns for them once I can get my lazy butt around to making the jelly behind the finished jellies. That one has taken so much frogging to get right, but i think I've worked it out.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Some people say we're on top of turtles, but I think it's jellies all the way down. Had a cake of chenille yarn and decided to make it into my current marine obsession. It follows the same body as the moon jelly and somehow ended up being around twice as large.
A green crochet sea jelly stacked on a blue crochet sea jelly stacked on a yellow crochet sea jelly. They are stacked from smallest to biggest.Three crochet sea jellies in various colours and sizes are next to each other. A work-in-progress jelly is behind the cluster.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Still surprised that no one else has bastardised crochet by putting their vore fetish/kink into it. I've periodically searched for any combination of vore and crochet (and knit, for that matter) to only get vore or crochet, but not both. If anyone can point me into a interest direction, please do.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This little head comes after around 6 years of amigurumi experimentation and 5 previous prototypes of dolls. I considered the following in the design of this mockup: • Armature options • Adaptable to various designs • Design consistency • Low/no sew • The usual voracious aspect. Can't forget that!
A hot pink crochet doll head with a snout. It faces toward the camera and is in front of a crocheted hemisphere made from the same yarn.A hot pink crochet doll head with a snout. The base of the head has various stitch markers clipped on. The head faces to the left and is in front of a crocheted hemisphere made from the same yarn.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love to listen to documentaries and commentaries whilst crafting. I can craft without doing anything else, but I find it easiest to get into the zone when learning about the drama of the week or the deep mysteries of human nature.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'd thought my ass would break wood, plastic, and resin hooks and needles, but my hands have brought more destruction than my ass. I will say the wooden stick that comes with stuffing will get snapped by my feet or ass. No exceptions.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My hyperaggressive knife grip broke a crochet hook in my favourite hook size. In another words, anyone know of good hooks that can withstand getting violently cuddled by my hand?
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I always pronounce Bluesky as "blue-skee". Why I do that is beyond me as I'll say other words with "sky" in them correctly.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It was a pleasure editing. I still can't believe how I managed to pull off the ending (roughly the last 500 words) from nothing but a brief description and notes from conversations with GoodWarlock.
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GoodWarlock @goodwarlock.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Made a new story with the help of @aapurezero.bsky.social! This one is very... interesting to say the least. Please read the content warnings www.deviantart.com/goodwarlock/... aryion.com/g4/view/1274...
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Evelynne's Mother Day Gift (VORE) by goodwarlock on DeviantArt
Evelynne's Mother Day Gift (VORE) — literature by goodwarlock on DeviantArt. I LIVE! finally after a long long time i have a new story! and happy late mothers day too. Here we see GW's mom Evelynne fi...
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Please read the content warnings. www.deviantart.com/goodwarlock/... aryion.com/g4/view/1274...
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Evelynne's Mother Day Gift (VORE) by goodwarlock on DeviantArt
Evelynne's Mother Day Gift (VORE) — literature by goodwarlock on DeviantArt. I LIVE! finally after a long long time i have a new story! and happy late mothers day too. Here we see GW's mom Evelynne fi...
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Benefits of editing erotica: • You get to read it before anyone else • You get credited for your edits (and additions if you're that bad) • You get to bless it with unholy fluids before it reaches the public Read my better half's (@goodwarlock.bsky.social) new story in the reply.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Time to scare queerphobic cishets for the next 720 hours. Happy Pride Month y'alls.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Frogging a project is arduous and at times disappointing, but now you have yarn you can use for something else that will actually make you happy. I've fallen out of love with a vest and I think I'll turn it into a shrug instead.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I would not expect any less of you; boys will be boys.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I think I'm the only human in the world who writes/edits erotica whilst listening to impressionist music especially works composed by Debussy. I love me Clair de Lune.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Surely I can't be the only person who encounters something without a soft surface and decide it needs to be covered in some sort of fabric, right?
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I often get bad ideas. This one just happens to have been written up.
The text "Jester arrives at work and discovers he's in charge of feeding Kelly, a green anaconda lamia." is typed in yellow.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The yellow one is going to be even bigger and look like a sea nettle.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Made one that looks like a moon jelly. I crocheted 40(!) little tentacles and hand embroidered the rings (somehow aesthetically pleasing gonads), but didn't have the foresight to crochet the oral arms with the rest of the body. I tried to crochet the arms on after, but couldn't make them look right.
Amigurumi (crocheted plush) of a small, green sea jelly and a larger, blue sea jelly are in front of a yellow yarn cake with a partially made amigurumi piece and reddish crochet hooks. The blue jelly resembles a moon jelly (with embroidered white rings) while the green one is more plain. All are on a black background.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
All AI-generated simulacra cannot compare to the human heart, mind and soul.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Zombies and AI both imitate humanness without human essence. The rise of AI has convinced me of the existence of a soul: a soul that holds our vigour, resilience, and connection to humanity as a whole. Reliance on AI leads us to become listless, weak and inhuman.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’ve never felt an attachment to AI-generated material; rather, I’ve had only disgust and fear akin to zombies in my nightmares. Hell, I’ve had a dream where I was convinced everything in that dream was AI-generated. It was one of my worst nightmares.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
How can you have your sanity remain intact when you dissociate yourself from other people? How do you sleep at night knowing that the world burns and dries up literally and figuratively? Why are you willing to trade your human experience for AI’s smoke and mirrors?
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I believe that the hope for AI was to be another tool to assist us: we ultimately choose to accept, reject, or modify what an AI has put out. However, I see people taking a backseat and letting AI manage their creative, professional, and personal aspects of their lives.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I hate how generative AI is replacing so many aspects of humanity. Art, productivity, relationships, and likely beyond what I know have been simulated by these slopinators.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Being into vore is weird; you start having conversations with your gastrointestinal system on what or who you're going to eat next. I know mine makes it very clear that the next meal should be my significant other.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I've got something in the works. Might make enough jellies to fill Jellyfish Fields.
A light blue yarn cake (stubby and thick (rather than long and thin) yarn skein) next to a work-in-progress crochet sea jelly of the same blue colour, and a smaller, light green sea jelly. A red crochet hook sticks from a loop on the the unfinished sea jelly. Everything is on a black background.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I got around to uploading the final result. It was a quick mend taking maybe 30 minutes to do. Getting the motivation add my watermark was something that took me longer than needed to do. I'm wondering if my furbies are into the Men in Black movies for the same reason a lot of folks are…
A pair of inside-out sleeves on a white background. The black sleeves' seams are visible: one sleeve uses a grey thread that closely matches the fabric and the other sleeve has a lighter grey thread.A hoodie with lettering with the movie franchise Men in Black's logo with "Alien Attack" over the logo. The hoodie has a grey body with black sleeves. Two Furby toys are inside the hoodie's pockets.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I got a hoodie as a memo from a favourite amusement park ride's gift shop a while back, but only recently had I realised a good chunk of the sleeve wasn't stitched properly. I had my little Furby sewing buddies help me find the seam, and I had to take a goofy picture with them.
A variety of Furby toys are placed around a black hoodie sleeve on a white background. One of the Furbies is poking out of a popped seam on the hoodie.
The hoodie is from the Men in Black Alien Attack ride, by the way. You can't tell from this image alone, though.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I was doodling a dragon when I added a belly as a joke. @goodwarlock.bsky.social suggested some edits and here we are. I have a very terrible influence.
A digital sketch of a dragon's head and upper neck from its left side. Sketches of the dragon with a closed and open mouth are displayed at the same time. The phrase "My SO" points to the dragon's mouth.A digital sketch of a dragon's abdomen from its left side. The dragon has a large belly with a crude face and arms inside (this is vore, folks).
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Whilst stuffing up the gigastomper, I saw I had a bunch of minky scraps large enough to embroider on. I'll probably stitch some more faces tomorrow on a different fabric.
Two minky fabrics with coloured, embroidered, animal-like faces are on a back background. The left fabric is white with 6 faces and the right one is pink with 5 faces.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I'm going to roughhouse you like I did to the gigastomper.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I tried and gracefully failed a Twilight Knights Cosplay pattern. I think my first mistake was not realising how large the feet are. Get your gigastompers and mega tooties over to my blog get my thoughts on this pattern. aapurezero.wordpress.com/2026/04/09/m...
A black gloved hand on a beige muslin footpaw. Both are on a black background.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Bahg. You know who you are, @goodwarlock.bsky.social. Anyway, I've been playing around with my good machine recently. I know I puckered my fabric and can't stitch in the lines: that's why I use muslin instead of faux fur.
The word "Bahg." is embroidered on a beige muslin fabric. Other things like an stylised animal face, part of another animal face, and the rough outline of a paw pad. The fabric is held in a white, plastic, machine embroidery hoop.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Planning out the spots by embroidering their outlines. I'll end up changing the spots to make them more game-accurate as well as more round. I can't freehand circles without them becoming wonky.
A green, knitted Yoshi amiibo figurine next to a beige, egg-shaped fabric mock up. The mock up has circles stitched with various embroidery stitches. Both objects are on a black fabric.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Third prototype made. Looks a lot more like a yoshi egg minus the spots. I've got an idea to mark where I'll appliqué spots. A curious thing is that the spots are randomly scattered on the egg in game models. I'll see if I can make something similar.
Three beige, egg-shaped fabric mock ups are in front of a green, knitted Yoshi amiibo figurine. All are on a black fabric.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I found the goofy goober who was posing as me! Can't really do too much to this fella, though. Anyway, I've been working on prototypes for an egg plush. I want to make them rounded and spotted, but the seams I've used do not make sewing the eggs up easy. I'll probably simplify the seams.
A green, knitted Yoshi amiibo figurine held by a black, gloved hand. Due to the black background, the hand is difficult to see. Behind the Yoshi are two, egg-shaped, fabric mock ups in beige.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Yoshi yoshi. Yoshi yoshi yoshi? (This does not look safe to be around. Where is that other thing I saw yesterday?)
A green, knitted Yoshi amiibo with a beige, egg-shaped sewn mock up behind it. The Yoshi is looking at a pinned mess of fabric similar to the one that the mock up is made of. All objects are on a black, fuzzy minky fabric.
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aapurezero.bsky.social @aapurezero.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Yoshi yoshi? Yoshi yoshi. (What is this thing? It kinda looks like an egg.)
A green, knitted Yoshi amiibo figurine next to a egg-shaped cloth mock up. Both are on a black fabric.
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