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Adam Vatterott

@aadzie.bsky.social
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Puzzler, musician, comedian, and nonprofit consultant from STL, MO.

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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Feels good to laugh.
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When @barackobama.bsky.social was president, the country had the emotional capacity to get excited about things like the cronut
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Playing #Hades2 and picked up a boon from the coffee shop. Hestia. Demeter is going to be furious.
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A Crazy Taxi movie? Sometimes the dreams you didn't even know you wanted come true.
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This joke wasn't finished in The Next Generation, so I gave it a shot. In the episode, Data says the first line "A monk a clone and a Ferengi decide to go bowling together..." and then is interrupted by the captain. The rest is what I just came up with. #TheNextGeneration #StarTrek #TNG
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Black to move, black resigns after finding themself in an impossible situation. #chess
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Got my second salesforce Nonprofit Consultant certification tonight! #Salesforce #Nonprofits
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
OMG I can't believe this. In 2011 I wrote a short film -- as a joke, there was a video game being played in the background we called "DinoSwords!" where you could only hear roars and sword clashes.... That game is now a real thing! #Dinoswords #Dinoblade
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Asking just to be heard is the smallest boundary in the world -- but it's also the most important.
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nick andersen @nicktheandersen.com · 02/07/2026
america has a fun shortage and it's important we talk about it (decline in third spaces, etc etc)
a bloomberg info graphic showing four different dramatically declining types of spaces in order 'Bars and Nightclubs' 'Bowling Alleys' 'Marinas' and 'Movie Theaters' from 2001 to 2025 text on top reading 'Fewer Places to Relax and Socalize' 'US establiments per 100,000 people' 'Note: movie theaters includes dirve-ins.' 2025 population data based on US Census. Sources US Bureau of Labor Statistics, World Bank, US Census'
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yeah this is important. Third spaces are critical to building community and human connection. Everyone benefits from these spaces.
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tech CEOs, if you're going to make videos with AI instructors -- do they HAVE to look like real people? Can't you make them look like cartoon characters or something? It's weird. Faking people is weird. #Salesforce #Agentforce #Creepyforce
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likeluke @likeluke.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I wonder what the German word for "Podunk" is
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm currently re-reading 'Poisonous People' by Leanne ten Brinke -- A researcher who has studied psychopthic traits in people (not just clinical psycopaths). This book does have a mission that the world can be a better place if we understand and take power away from these traits. 🧵 ...
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm going through some horrible things, and planning on leaving the midwest for the first time. I'm traumatized by experienced I've had that were invalidated by most people around me. So, I'm looking for new close friendships with people I can trust as I try to restart my life.
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Naturally ADHD makes it hard to focus while reading. It ALSO makes it difficult to find THE ONLY BOOK I AM TRYING TO GET THROUGH WHERE IN THE WORLD DID I PUT IT I HAD IT LIKE TWO DAYS AGO #ADHD #ThisHappensAllTheTime
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Why didn't anyone talk about how incredibly weird PTSD is? Like, I've been working in the nonprofit sector for about 14 years. I worked at a non-profit that worked with veterans for 4 years. We talked about how debilitating PTSD can be. We never talked about how weird it is. #PTSD
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🎃 𝔖𝔢𝔞𝔫 𝔉𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔬 ✒️📖🎲🦺🚉 @seanfranco.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
…advice: Kai Winn must step down from power to be redeemed. But it has always been power and not faith that has driven Winn. Faith was a side-effect the whole time, and now she has directed her faith to the Pah-wraiths. That can’t be good. Juggernaut is the story of Torres trying again to control…
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My biggest flaw is that friends feel like family. But it also enriches my life to be so open and connected.
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Kind of crazy how even though the Late Show is dead that still just makes it ...the late ...show. #LateShow #TheLateShow #ComicsUnleashed #ComicsNewLeaseOnLifed
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
All my exes live in Chex mix
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Trying to come up with Minute Cryptics that entertain me. Here's what I got today: "It seems like she does it ...a lot," expert examines. (7) www.minutecryptic.com/custom/a0259... #MinuteCryptic #CrypticClue #puzzlesetting #puzzles
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Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is an easy one. Take the survey, STL. Deadline is tomorrow: nam10.safelinks.protection.outlook.com?url=https%3A... #stl #stlouis #tornado #CaraSpencer @caraspencer.bsky.social @stlouis-mo.gov
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
@seanfranco.bsky.social Rename your least favorite star trek episode. I'll go first. (trek.epicrandomness.com)
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I made a 'Minute Cryptic' clue! Reversed the bill. Noel stammers "Thank you for relief from collectors." (7) Click here if you want to see hints to help you solve it: www.minutecryptic.com/custom/08f18...
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Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Honestly at this point you can just go ahead and replace me with a data center
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
If I die, please bury my body under no fewer than 27 weighted blankets.
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"Should I invest in bitcoin?" Depends! If you want to invest $100, and then - In 5 years, you have $500 - in 10 years, you have $50 - and then in 20 years you either have $20 or $200, then invest!!!
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
#StrangerThings is the story of children who overcame their fears and finally chose violence. @strangerthings.bsky.social
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Music if it were Christmas in the Legend of Zelda: the Ocarina of Time in 1998: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVCd...
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pov: it's Christmas 1998 in Ocarina of Time (Zelda Christmas Music Playlist)🎄
YouTube video by N64 at Nite 🌙
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The first symptom of a male loneliness epidemic is a sudden explosion in new 'just hanging out but we record it' podcasts.
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I've never related to an unlikeable character more in my life. I'm Carol Sturka. #pluribus #plur1bus
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Daylight savings without ADHD: 'I feel like I just changed all the clocks from the last time change!' Daylight savings with ADHD: 'I literally just changed all of the clocks from the last time change!'
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
First time I watched this, my heart sank for this poor pup. The second time, I died laughing because how tf did he do that.
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From the likeus community on Reddit: dogs who break through walls while playing are shocked when they realize what they have done
Explore this post and more from the likeus community
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Was having a dream I was driving, and then realized I was being pulled over by the cops. I immediately woke up but then I was scared. My first thought was "they are gonna be PISSED I woke up"
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Today while I was at my most disheveled someone I barely knew said I could be a dancer youtu.be/oH35m1rZhQg?...
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You Will Be A Hot Dancer
YouTube video by Incubus - Topic
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I could use one of these for myself
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Sci fi / fantasy show season 1: Hundreds of years of story threads finally converge into one big world-changing event. Sci fi / fantasy show season 2: One day someone random shows up and everyone's like huh?
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Annual reminder: The bones are their MONEY. The worms are their DOLLARS. #sitysl
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Ā. Sömmer @midmapdadenergy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Ripping the side off of the east wing of the White House to build a gold plated ballroom while state agencies alert those on the knife’s edge of poverty that they won’t get their SNAP benefits next month. I’m sure those people can eat cake.
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Kristin Cassidy @kristin-cassidy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Moss drinks through its skin. This is your reminder to hydrate. Plagiomnium cuspidatum: “Woodsy-Thyme Moss”, I think? I need a microscope. #bryophytes
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
What an interesting question on this dementia test. How about We start with ... Forty-Five was convicted of thirty-four Felonies?
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
are we in an era of people believing whatever they want to believe? (I don't even know what I mean by this question. I'm just generally confused)
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Snoop really didn't know gay people can adopt kids? Huh?
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
So my name is Amethyst and honestly I'm just here to cause drama #Nightshift #boardgames
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I think my eyes have finally adjusted after unintentionally looking at the sun during the total eclipse last year
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
There's a lot going on in the world, but don't forget: 1. Your phone is for your head, but 2. Headphones are also for your head. The #truth will keep you #grounded. Your phone is a headphone.
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Adam Vatterott @aadzie.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Some days you can buy Gus's Pretzels from a guy in a lawn chair sitting on the median of Jameson Avenue. I did this for probably the second time in my life today. I immediately get a text from my sister who does not live or work in the area. The text says "PRETZEL BOY!"
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