Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 9hGoing to Europe for low cost plastic surgery but it’s just to get a full face transplant of the Lisa Rinna M&M face onto my face 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 22hGot my Halloween themed Mahoning Drive In shirt on, eating a fall chili I made in my instant pot, and reading The Walking Dead compendiums for free online with a spooky 10 hour YT video on in the background. Life is worth living after all. 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh sweet job benefit is free therapy 12x a year. Mentally healthy here I come!!! 010
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Rewatching TWD and S1 I can fix Shane and mostttt of S2 I can fix Shane. He’s insane but he probably fucks like a champ 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026frothing at the thought of going grocery shopping tomorrow after over two weeks 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Stopping myself from telling people to kill themselves for real on FB bc I cannot get perma banned and deal with the prices to rejoin all my FB groups. 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The job market is bad but I have managed to get 4 offers this year lol 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Taking every ounce of willpower not to take the in laws house down payment gift money and spend it getting FAT tits 010
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Watching S1 of the walking dead and ep1 showing diesel at 2.99/gal lol 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Going insane dealing with roaches and work craziness 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I was evil i could make so much money but I am not alas I’m poor 001
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Getting a Proud Marine Wife shirt and ironing on fish decals 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me with my tube tie and IUD, husband with the vasectomy: triples is safest, triples is best. 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I eat a bunch of chips and feel ill. I cool it on the chips and feel better and thus am back to chip eating capability again. I eat a bunch of chips and feel ill. 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The lesbian mask bar nonsense is fun from the perspective of someone who runs a mask bloc. We get many DMs from keyboard revolutionaries demanding we do more who then gO MIA when given the opp to volunteer. Why haven’t any of these MA leftists organized a masked event to take place Saturday nights? 010
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Has this ever happened to you? You go to a job interview and they tell you you can’t eat so you secretly have a hot dog in your sleeve only to choke on it and have the interviewer wrestle it out of your throat and you puke. HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU??? Call me right now please 0396
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I say such mean stuff out loud just venting and the punishment for that crime is roaches in my kitchen but only a couple so I go crazy tryingo find the rest of them and the nest. 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Kinda funny working from home sitting at a desk built by my grandfather in 2006 that I used to sit at for hours to play Sims 2. 001
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hilarious time at the gyno the doc they/theming me bc I’ve got hairy legs and a buzz cut. Im just a lady who likes to look like this but thanks! 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Staring into the void (the coal mine shaft at pioneer tunnel in Ashland) and thinking how I owe my soul to the company store 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If anyone feels bad ab the impending gas crisis imagine being my in laws who opted into driving 4 hours each day to take their kid to school bc they chose to build an expensive ultra custom house in upstate NY when they own a house in NYC l o l 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Despite that my impending getting fired during a time of extreme national financial crisis will probably ruin my life it is p sweet I won’t have work breathing down my neck and can fulfill my dreams of chilling tf out 001
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Me actually probably getting fired: not now Kitten the walls are closing in on Daddy 010
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Free paper towels AND refund on the cheese I accidentally said I bought 2 of when I didn’t. Good day. 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Wow Macklemore turned out to be who we needed Macklemost 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Playing and losing at digital billiards against my husband: not now Kitten the walls are closing in on Daddy 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Poor mans Aw Shucks is a can of corn with parm and salt, pepper, and smoked paprika and served cold in the can 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Back to work after a week off, back to a job that’s been making me genuinely mentally ill, and in fact Wow I do not feel well at all. 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The dragon attacking Helgen was kinda like Skyrim’s 9/11 010
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Doing an AI Job ™ and it’s kinda sad how many men submit images of themselves requesting that AI give them more muscles or make them taller or to add them to the marvel universe next to Tony Stark. Their wildest dream and they’re Tony’s friend but not him. 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Becoming a cop to terrorize those who text and drive. 010
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026lol at the ultra Christian MAGA TBI survivor selling absolutely terrible and wildly overpriced “art” on marketplace 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m off work this whole week and I feel Bad anyway. I screwed up and might get fired for it l o l. I don’t event care. 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026drunk and fantasizing ab eating cold leftover Chinese food tomorrow morning. 010
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Getting drunk and eating $75 worth of Chinese food. Life is worth living. 010
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Gonna rebrand as a large penised porn star who only does weird political scenes and my name will be Hung Chad 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Damn why can’t I get a high pay job that doesn’t require a lot of work. I have 1 sleep and 3 money right now. I want 3 sleep *and* 3 money. 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Starting a fertility peptide grift called I Think You Should Conceive 010
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Putting uncrustables in the air frier im gonna cum 000
Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Me when I see the cops tow my fuck ass neighbor’s car bc they block people’s garages all the time 000
