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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 4h

If I was evil i could make so much money but I am not alas I’m poor

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Getting a Proud Marine Wife shirt and ironing on fish decals

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me with my tube tie and IUD, husband with the vasectomy: triples is safest, triples is best.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I eat a bunch of chips and feel ill. I cool it on the chips and feel better and thus am back to chip eating capability again. I eat a bunch of chips and feel ill.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The lesbian mask bar nonsense is fun from the perspective of someone who runs a mask bloc. We get many DMs from keyboard revolutionaries demanding we do more who then gO MIA when given the opp to volunteer. Why haven’t any of these MA leftists organized a masked event to take place Saturday nights?

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Has this ever happened to you? You go to a job interview and they tell you you can’t eat so you secretly have a hot dog in your sleeve only to choke on it and have the interviewer wrestle it out of your throat and you puke. HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU??? Call me right now please

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I say such mean stuff out loud just venting and the punishment for that crime is roaches in my kitchen but only a couple so I go crazy tryingo find the rest of them and the nest.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kinda funny working from home sitting at a desk built by my grandfather in 2006 that I used to sit at for hours to play Sims 2.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hilarious time at the gyno the doc they/theming me bc I’ve got hairy legs and a buzz cut. Im just a lady who likes to look like this but thanks!

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Staring into the void (the coal mine shaft at pioneer tunnel in Ashland) and thinking how I owe my soul to the company store

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If anyone feels bad ab the impending gas crisis imagine being my in laws who opted into driving 4 hours each day to take their kid to school bc they chose to build an expensive ultra custom house in upstate NY when they own a house in NYC l o l

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Despite that my impending getting fired during a time of extreme national financial crisis will probably ruin my life it is p sweet I won’t have work breathing down my neck and can fulfill my dreams of chilling tf out

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me actually probably getting fired: not now Kitten the walls are closing in on Daddy

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Free paper towels AND refund on the cheese I accidentally said I bought 2 of when I didn’t. Good day.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wow Macklemore turned out to be who we needed Macklemost

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Playing and losing at digital billiards against my husband: not now Kitten the walls are closing in on Daddy

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Poor mans Aw Shucks is a can of corn with parm and salt, pepper, and smoked paprika and served cold in the can

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Back to work after a week off, back to a job that’s been making me genuinely mentally ill, and in fact Wow I do not feel well at all.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The dragon attacking Helgen was kinda like Skyrim’s 9/11

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Doing an AI Job ™ and it’s kinda sad how many men submit images of themselves requesting that AI give them more muscles or make them taller or to add them to the marvel universe next to Tony Stark. Their wildest dream and they’re Tony’s friend but not him.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Becoming a cop to terrorize those who text and drive.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

lol at the ultra Christian MAGA TBI survivor selling absolutely terrible and wildly overpriced “art” on marketplace

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m off work this whole week and I feel Bad anyway. I screwed up and might get fired for it l o l. I don’t event care.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Damn mental health crisis go brrrrr

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

drunk and fantasizing ab eating cold leftover Chinese food tomorrow morning.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Getting drunk and eating $75 worth of Chinese food. Life is worth living.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Gonna rebrand as a large penised porn star who only does weird political scenes and my name will be Hung Chad

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Damn why can’t I get a high pay job that doesn’t require a lot of work. I have 1 sleep and 3 money right now. I want 3 sleep *and* 3 money.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Starting a fertility peptide grift called I Think You Should Conceive

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

In Philly he goes by Jawn Wooders

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Putting uncrustables in the air frier im gonna cum

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Me when I see the cops tow my fuck ass neighbor’s car bc they block people’s garages all the time

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Jennifer in Jennifer’s Body saying she doesn’t even know how to do sex except it’s me and not knowing how to make a PayPal

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Bought and ate a whole ass water melon I feel better somewhat

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m so depressed lol. I feel so bad.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Very In Love with and extremely attracted to my husband rn

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I love you air fried Aldi vegetarian mini tacos

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I shouldn’t confuse David French with French Stewart but I do

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Freak the fuck out and bank run everything.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I love seeing the sexy Who from Whoville in different things so I can say Hey it’s the Sexy Who from Whoville

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Going grocery shopping on Monday after 3 damn weeks. Life is worth living after all.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

At least I have Indian specialty store air fried “veggie burger” which is truly just a flattened and shake n bake breaded samosa. Breakfast of champions

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Crying at work!!!! Yipeeeeee

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My brain feels like a pineapple ham getting electro shock therapy and being made to do math

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I love having the Sunday scaries every day bc my stupid fuckin job makes me sick with stress.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

lol at a leftist saying others should not accept low wage jobs, they only continue the cycle of oppression, it is morally wrong to willingly contribute to the continuation by accepting pittance, individuals should sacrifice more, and any resistance is negated by accepting the pittance. lol the meme

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Learning ALF lore from my colleague.

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Hotdog Fingerz @aaakakp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Yall really afraid to moan during sex? I’m in his ear like a Skyrim reanimated corpse. “Uhhhh” uttered the exact same way every 5 seconds

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