El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026Someone moved in next door. They have a dog that's been crying and barking all day. If you walk by their door it goes berserk. Someone terrible moved in next door. 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026Guy grooving with headphones Gals chatting away Book guy playing gems 🤳 Lady who put mask on when someone sat next to her Guy moaning silently from the backbseat Purple hair lesbian Blind guy with cool ass cane I'm on a bus 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026Huge truck in Seattle What a big stupid truck 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026I stuck my thumb out for the bus and it stopped! Driver got a grin out of it 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026stfu twitch, no one wants an email from you. 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026We're going to watch A Scanner Darkly tonight 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026I was addicted to video games right from the start. It was an escape from my abusive childhood. 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026My mother used to wash Kenny Rogers clothes. She knew how to hold em She knew how to fold em 010 1
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026My homeboys tried to warn me but that butt you got 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026Richard Boone was a better Smaug then Benefits Cumberhatch 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026Long ago, internet Alaska used to host lan parties. They'd find a property to host and they'd set up a t1 backbone to the event. They'd order pizza from Costco and a cargo van would show up, floor to ceiling, full of pizza. 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026Currently hunting crag spiders for their spider silk that I can combine into silk swatches. I brew heady kiola from cactus sap and water. I focused mana into thickened mana with magic, a bottle and a pearl. I've hunted spiderlings for spiderling silk to make silk thread. I combine a cap pattern […]meow.socialOriginal post on meow.social 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026$48 thing made out of wood $3 thing 3d printed I love having a printer 010 1
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026How does one piss without a cat at their feet ? 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026My eyes narrowed as I approached a corner on foot. Someone is standing there with a clip board ready to bother me. "No thank you" I say after waiting for them to finish, in the sweetest tone possible. Yet they persist "FUCK OFF" i reply with great vitriol 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Corn! Huuuuhhh! What is it good for, absolutely nothing! (Except ethenol, being subsidized so they can make ethenol, and tortillas) 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Company steals all my data, tracks my movements, learns my interest, sella my information for $ and shoves targeted ads at me. Company: ^______^ Me steals a movie Company: >:F 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026:DukeNukem: Can I get a number two, biggie sized 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Let's touch balls alien scum :DukeNukem: 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Whatever song is playing right now sounds like the hip hop lizard from FernGully 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Everything changed when inshitification began 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026At this point starbucks should just close all it's Seattle stores n fuck off. 000 0
Reposted by El Cougarinoargonaut @argonaut.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026religious people like: this that i have in front of me and i can see that exists should not exist by the personally-chosen weirdly-written poetic-waxing hard-to-interpret laws given to me by that “god” thing that i have never seen and that has no proof of existence and that i cannot prove […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 001 1
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026I'm been at the stage of capitalism where I have no guilt of piracy, at all, concerning corporations. 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026I cannot stand it when anything tries to conceal a perceived choice rather than no choice at all. 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026"Try our app! Or you simply can't use our site" Guess I won't use your site then, fuck you. 001 1
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Could the world stop putting "i" in front of every product name? 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Benevolent MegaMan with his hotdog gun feeding the poor glizzies 000 0
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026I wonder what overpriced shit is at goodwill 👀 000 0