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El Cougarino

@a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy
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Whisker bender, food conjurer I am the coffee and cribbage enjoyer Observational noticer, thing fixer Downloader of cars aficionado Principles abound in this gay agenda […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ meow.social/@a_puma01, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 16h
What else is midnight oil good for?
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h
Richard Boone was a better Smaug then Benefits Cumberhatch
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Long ago, internet Alaska used to host lan parties. They'd find a property to host and they'd set up a t1 backbone to the event. They'd order pizza from Costco and a cargo van would show up, floor to ceiling, full of pizza.
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Currently hunting crag spiders for their spider silk that I can combine into silk swatches. I brew heady kiola from cactus sap and water. I focused mana into thickened mana with magic, a bottle and a pearl. I've hunted spiderlings for spiderling silk to make silk thread. I combine a cap pattern […]
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
$48 thing made out of wood $3 thing 3d printed I love having a printer
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Jessie Pink Man
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
god isn't real
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Jeremy Clarkson this is brilliant but i like this meme pointing first to garlic then a bunch of garlic
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Time to "harvest" this show LMAO
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
How does one piss without a cat at their feet ?
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
My eyes narrowed as I approached a corner on foot. Someone is standing there with a clip board ready to bother me. "No thank you" I say after waiting for them to finish, in the sweetest tone possible. Yet they persist "FUCK OFF" i reply with great vitriol
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Fuck these companies.
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
A new Protomen album ???!
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
I've never been to bigot fillet
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Dummy #CatsOfMastodon
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Excuse me?
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Corn! Huuuuhhh! What is it good for, absolutely nothing! (Except ethenol, being subsidized so they can make ethenol, and tortillas)
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Company steals all my data, tracks my movements, learns my interest, sella my information for $ and shoves targeted ads at me. Company: ^______^ Me steals a movie Company: >:F
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
:DukeNukem: Can I get a number two, biggie sized
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Let's touch balls alien scum :DukeNukem:
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Whatever song is playing right now sounds like the hip hop lizard from FernGully
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Everything changed when inshitification began
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
At this point starbucks should just close all it's Seattle stores n fuck off.
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
So Seattle right now
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argonaut @argonaut.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
religious people like: this that i have in front of me and i can see that exists should not exist by the personally-chosen weirdly-written poetic-waxing hard-to-interpret laws given to me by that “god” thing that i have never seen and that has no proof of existence and that i cannot prove […]
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
I have downloaded 372 cars today
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
I'm been at the stage of capitalism where I have no guilt of piracy, at all, concerning corporations.
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
I cannot stand it when anything tries to conceal a perceived choice rather than no choice at all.
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
"Try our app! Or you simply can't use our site" Guess I won't use your site then, fuck you.
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Could the world stop putting "i" in front of every product name?
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Dumb shaped creature
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Benevolent MegaMan with his hotdog gun feeding the poor glizzies
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Metroid Middle-age
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I wonder what overpriced shit is at goodwill 👀
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Original Linux developer trying to pick out a difficult corn kernel from their teeth I've got an idea !
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
He who pullith out my sword shall be coated
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Gay on the bus Gay on bus Gay bus Gay
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Me going from using my ultra mega chad computer at home to using works crappy virtual box laptop "Fucking load, You piece of shit"
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I'm ready for big data
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
ProTip, in Kingdom come Deliverance you can raise your hand to hand skill by punching horses
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Me every time Firefox updates: "Fucking stop!"
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The average rock you pick up is millions of years old How crazy is that
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The trader Joe's employee IS flirting with you and wants to bang
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Pantheon is awesome
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Potato
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Shazbot!
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
How does one get their timbers shivered :dragnthink:
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
screw modern mmo's. Everquest !
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El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
I have a super power The power to eat the same thing day after day
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