El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18hRichard Boone was a better Smaug then Benefits Cumberhatch 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026Long ago, internet Alaska used to host lan parties. They'd find a property to host and they'd set up a t1 backbone to the event. They'd order pizza from Costco and a cargo van would show up, floor to ceiling, full of pizza. 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026Currently hunting crag spiders for their spider silk that I can combine into silk swatches. I brew heady kiola from cactus sap and water. I focused mana into thickened mana with magic, a bottle and a pearl. I've hunted spiderlings for spiderling silk to make silk thread. I combine a cap pattern […]meow.socialOriginal post on meow.social 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026$48 thing made out of wood $3 thing 3d printed I love having a printer 010
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026How does one piss without a cat at their feet ? 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026My eyes narrowed as I approached a corner on foot. Someone is standing there with a clip board ready to bother me. "No thank you" I say after waiting for them to finish, in the sweetest tone possible. Yet they persist "FUCK OFF" i reply with great vitriol 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Corn! Huuuuhhh! What is it good for, absolutely nothing! (Except ethenol, being subsidized so they can make ethenol, and tortillas) 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Company steals all my data, tracks my movements, learns my interest, sella my information for $ and shoves targeted ads at me. Company: ^______^ Me steals a movie Company: >:F 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026:DukeNukem: Can I get a number two, biggie sized 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Let's touch balls alien scum :DukeNukem: 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Whatever song is playing right now sounds like the hip hop lizard from FernGully 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Everything changed when inshitification began 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026At this point starbucks should just close all it's Seattle stores n fuck off. 000
Reposted by El Cougarinoargonaut @argonaut.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026religious people like: this that i have in front of me and i can see that exists should not exist by the personally-chosen weirdly-written poetic-waxing hard-to-interpret laws given to me by that “god” thing that i have never seen and that has no proof of existence and that i cannot prove […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 001
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026I'm been at the stage of capitalism where I have no guilt of piracy, at all, concerning corporations. 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026I cannot stand it when anything tries to conceal a perceived choice rather than no choice at all. 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026"Try our app! Or you simply can't use our site" Guess I won't use your site then, fuck you. 001
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Could the world stop putting "i" in front of every product name? 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Benevolent MegaMan with his hotdog gun feeding the poor glizzies 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026I wonder what overpriced shit is at goodwill 👀 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Original Linux developer trying to pick out a difficult corn kernel from their teeth I've got an idea ! 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026He who pullith out my sword shall be coated 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Me going from using my ultra mega chad computer at home to using works crappy virtual box laptop "Fucking load, You piece of shit" 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026ProTip, in Kingdom come Deliverance you can raise your hand to hand skill by punching horses 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Me every time Firefox updates: "Fucking stop!" 100
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026The average rock you pick up is millions of years old How crazy is that 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026The trader Joe's employee IS flirting with you and wants to bang 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026How does one get their timbers shivered :dragnthink: 000
El Cougarino @a-puma01.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026I have a super power The power to eat the same thing day after day 000