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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social

@a-bard-dragon.bsky.social
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I'm just taking songs and making parodies of them for fun by swapping out the words but keeping the amount of syllables as close to original as possible. That's it. I just wanted to share them somewhere so I decided to finally come here for it exclusively.

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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My friend was just told he couldn't bring jam back from a trip to Canada because it was classified as a liquid and was a security issue. Who the fuck is DRINKING JAM BY ITSELF? Non newtonian smashed berries?
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I like big SPELLS and I can not lie. No other wizard can deny. When a tome floats in and it's pages are so crisp To help you cast a fireball you get HOT
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
It's beginning to look a lot like Fuck This Alllll the rooooaaads have snooowww It'll melt and refreeze how swell, the roads'll be slick as hell When the boomers crash they will be shouting WHOOOAAAA It's beginning to look a lot like Fuck This!
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
When. You. Leave. What will become of me? But at least you'll fi-nally be freeeeee... Quiieeet. I am not ready for siiiilence. All of this regret I'm feeling, thinking I'd never move oonnnn. When you're free I hope you can find peace And I hope that I can too maybeeeeee
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
(last lullaby nowhere song) What a pity to behold. Move on tormented soul. Don't you know I would have been happy the way we were...whole. So... Hush now, time to move on ever more To Open your very next door I'll be there to help turn the keeeyyy
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Oh poor grandma, forced to reside. With a man so disgusting and vile. We just want to tell you, we're all on your siiiiide. We share your lusting!
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Oh dear Grandma you're misunderstood. This is menopause and I think you're cooked. They're a terror they're a tartar. We don't mean to show a bias. But dear Grandma you're a martyr. Well. These men were sent to tryyyyyy uuussss.
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
So pure, so stroooong. Tho I do admit I don't cum fast. Still I believe I won't finish last. And I will be lusting after you my whoooooole liiiiiife long
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Lusting. Unadulterated Lusting. I have cobwebs that need dusting. Lets just saayy... I want you all. I want you all! Every little touch however small. Makes me want to grope your parts, yes all With simple, utter lusting. There's a strange exhilaration. In sexual fantasy station.
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
(Loathing parody) What is this feeling? So sudden and new. I havnt felt since 1982. My pulse is rushing. My head is reeling. My face is flushing oh what is this feeeeeling Fervid as a flaaaaame. Does it have a naaaaame. Whooooaaaa yeeaaahhhYEEEAAAHHH
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
(Big Yellow Taxi mishearing) Ooo paradise, put up a fucking liiieee
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
(Clean Bandits Symphony mishearing) I just wanna be part of your sufferiiinnngggg And yknow what, even with the rest of the context of the song, it still kinda work
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
When the Moon meets your eye Like a big scary guy That's Majoraaaaa
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Doooon't veer, toooo far Dont lose sight of who we are Remember when we weeerrre just boooyyysss We use weapoonnsss nooowww Used to be toooyyysss
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
(wickeds I'm not that girl but it's anime boys) Fiiiists touch, glares meet Suddeeeen silence, suddeeenly Jump away in a giiiiddy whirrllll You are my riiiiivaaalllll But are you myyyyy wooorrrlllddd
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Some preferences I can not change, but I won't lie oh nooooooo Too long I've been afraid afraid of losing love I guess I've looooost. If a man and woman is what's love then for me it's too high a coooossssttt I'd rather diiieee defyyiinnng sociieeettyyy. Kiss me goodbyyeee I'm defying society!
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It's time to tryyyy defyyiinnng sociieeettyyy. I think I'll tryyy defyyiinnng sociieeettyyy! And no man can pull me doowwnnn. Cant I make you understand? You're having delusions so sinFULL I'm through accepting rules, cuz some old prudes say that they're so!
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Something has changed within me... Something is... Awakening... I'm through with playing by the RUUULLLEEESSSS of... Procreations' gaaame. Too late for second guessing. Too late to go back to meeennnnn. It's time to trust my instincts. To close my eyes and...ttthhhheeennnn
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
There is no way, I know, to create so many violations. Working here, I can see, it was in, ten, tio, nal, lyyyyyyy
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
They'll begin, with a grin, writing up a list full of citations. How things got, to this point, lacks precaauuuttiiioonnnn If you want to view, safety code, simply check the posters, view them. Anything to happen is posted. Wanna change the code? There's no way to it.
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
If you want to view safety code, simply ask your boss to view it. Repair budgets get blown through, its Money's what we need, Nothing else to it Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of osha violations. Take a look, and you'll see, just how many violations.
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
(pure imagination from Wonka, but it's OSHA) Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of osha violations Reach out touch, what was once, just a minor violation Dont be shy, it's all right, if you scarcely feel electrocution Sometimes stupid don't need explanaaatiiooonnnn
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Now I know that that's noooottt. All that we've gooottt. The Manga, it said we, we still have one more season left to go But what are friends fo? So says Tanjiro. As we face down evil Michael Jacksooonnnn Toniiiiiiiiiiight
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
(in the theme of We are Young, right before we finish the last 2 episodes of demon slayer season 4) Toniiiiiight. We'll be done. With the hashira trainiiing arc. We've come sooOO far since season ooooooonnnnneee.
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