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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social

@a-bard-dragon.bsky.social
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I'm just taking songs and making parodies of them for fun by swapping out the words but keeping the amount of syllables as close to original as possible. That's it. I just wanted to share them somewhere so I decided to finally come here for it exclusively.

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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My friend was just told he couldn't bring jam back from a trip to Canada because it was classified as a liquid and was a security issue. Who the fuck is DRINKING JAM BY ITSELF? Non newtonian smashed berries?
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I like big SPELLS and I can not lie. No other wizard can deny. When a tome floats in and it's pages are so crisp To help you cast a fireball you get HOT
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
It's beginning to look a lot like Fuck This Alllll the rooooaaads have snooowww It'll melt and refreeze how swell, the roads'll be slick as hell When the boomers crash they will be shouting WHOOOAAAA It's beginning to look a lot like Fuck This!
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
(last lullaby nowhere song) What a pity to behold. Move on tormented soul. Don't you know I would have been happy the way we were...whole. So... Hush now, time to move on ever more To Open your very next door I'll be there to help turn the keeeyyy
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
(Loathing parody) What is this feeling? So sudden and new. I havnt felt since 1982. My pulse is rushing. My head is reeling. My face is flushing oh what is this feeeeeling Fervid as a flaaaaame. Does it have a naaaaame. Whooooaaaa yeeaaahhhYEEEAAAHHH
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
(Big Yellow Taxi mishearing) Ooo paradise, put up a fucking liiieee
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
(Clean Bandits Symphony mishearing) I just wanna be part of your sufferiiinnngggg And yknow what, even with the rest of the context of the song, it still kinda work
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
When the Moon meets your eye Like a big scary guy That's Majoraaaaa
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
(wickeds I'm not that girl but it's anime boys) Fiiiists touch, glares meet Suddeeeen silence, suddeeenly Jump away in a giiiiddy whirrllll You are my riiiiivaaalllll But are you myyyyy wooorrrlllddd
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Something has changed within me... Something is... Awakening... I'm through with playing by the RUUULLLEEESSSS of... Procreations' gaaame. Too late for second guessing. Too late to go back to meeennnnn. It's time to trust my instincts. To close my eyes and...ttthhhheeennnn
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
(pure imagination from Wonka, but it's OSHA) Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of osha violations Reach out touch, what was once, just a minor violation Dont be shy, it's all right, if you scarcely feel electrocution Sometimes stupid don't need explanaaatiiooonnnn
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a-bard-dragon.bsky.social @a-bard-dragon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
(in the theme of We are Young, right before we finish the last 2 episodes of demon slayer season 4) Toniiiiiight. We'll be done. With the hashira trainiiing arc. We've come sooOO far since season ooooooonnnnneee.
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