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I’m a blind and gay romance writer that loves fiction podcasts, audiobooks, cookies, and cats! I follow more hashtags than people. Because I take frequent […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ caneandable.social/@WeirdWriter, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 3h
Yay, the blob narrations I have done of my previous work are going to go into cassettes! I would like to be able to sell them, but I don't know of any on demand cassette distributor that will let me upload audio files and then make cassettes out of them, but someone is working with me on […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 5h
I instantly blocked this bro on the Fedi after reading this. The Fediverse is not my fucking RSS reader and I will never understand why people like this are not affected at all by this mentality other than ignorant privilege. The more time I spend on the Internet, the more “echo chambers” I want […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 5h
The AI boom is making the world’s cheapest smartphones disappear restofworld.org/2026/ai-data-center… #AI
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The AI boom is making the world’s cheapest smartphones disappear
AI data centers are driving demand for memory chips, pushing phone makers to raise prices and abandon some of their most affordable models.
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 10h
Unable to work full time and need money for offline and online bills. I need all your support! sightlessscribbles.com/support @MutualAidNet @MutualAidVisibility @mutualaid @mutual_aid #MutualAid #Disability #DisabilityMutualAi…
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h
I cried a few times listening to this new #Romance fiction podcast! Transcripts are provided too. www.atypicalartists.co/drivethrumag… #RomanceLandia #Fiction #FictionPodcast #Podcast #Podcasts
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h
Gods damnit, in my fiction podcast scripts I keep describing visual things, ugh! Wrapping up edits for Girlfriend material, the fluffy ROM COM about lesbian's falling in love over Fashion shows and fashion! Sensitivity readers will be part of the process, yes. And of course, I want disabled […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h
Liked The 'Paperwork Flood': How I Drowned a Bureaucrat before dinner.? I need your financial support! sightlessscribbles.com/support @MutualAidNet @MutualAidVisibility @mutualaid @mutual_aid #MutualAid #Disability #Disability…
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h
#FediBlock for spam and possibly scamming as you can see. I did not email them to find out what kind of scam it is
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I’m actually really pleased that fiction podcasts have graduated past the incredibly shoehorned in justifications why the listener is hearing the audio for example, as just one example, from a old classic. In the early seasons of the Bright sessions the listener would have to hear dialogue […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
By @pixelate > In late 2026, we now have a Persona 4 Golden mod, a Minecraft mod, a Disco Elysium mod, a Skyrim mod, a Final Fantasy 1 Pixel Remaster mod all the way up to Final Fantasy 6 (with 12 being worked on), a mod for Mario Kart Wii, and even a mod for Zelda 1 for NES. All this happened […]
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
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oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Updated my podcasts page to include some fiction podcasts that I recently completed and loved. sightlessscribbles.com/podroll #Podcast #Podcasts #Fiction
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Updated the frequently asked questions to include another question I get a lot. Why don't you reply to me on Bluesky? Frequently asked questions, Sightless Scribbles sightlessscribbles.com/faq #BlueSky
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Because I frequently receive so many questions, I'd figured I'd just make a FAQ page, and just add to this over time. But first, some links. # Links of note. Learn all about me and this blog. Learn how to reprint my work Contact me Tip me financially here or get me something from my wish list Find my podcast here. Buy my books and Find my other writing, all of my other writing, here. Read all my posts Find any other page on my site map, the easiest place to get around this website. # Frequently asked questions. Check back over time. Otherwise, visit the site map if you feel lost ## Why don't you reply to my emails in a timely manner? Because I'm disabled, and my mental health and my found family and my peace is vastly more important than a quick response to you. I will never be productive in a capitalistic way ever again. If you want to have a quick response, you won't get it. I'm going to take my time writing back to you. Because I never aspire to capitalistic standards again, I'm going to take my time to compose a thoughtful email over time. ## Will you join my chatroom/resistance chat/fan chat room? No. I won't keep up with the chat anyway and besides, you can always send me an email. Writing more than a few words is good for your mental health. ## Why don't you reply to me on Bluesky? Because your BlueSky account is not bridged into the Fediverse. I do not have a native account on BlueSky. My Fediverse account is bridged into the BlueSky social network. While the bridge does have some way of facilitating replies if you don't bridge your BlueSky account into the Fediverse, it's clunky and not worth the time nor effort to reply if you are not bridged. If you want to be sure I see your reply, bridge your account into the Fediverse before tagging or mentioning me. ## What's with cookies? Why are cookies in every aspect of your work? Because I love cookies, all kinds of cookies, even what other countries call cookies. Send me all the cookies in the world. ## What's with the face holding? Is that a blindness thing or a gay thing? Why is face holding such a thing in your fiction and nonfiction? Because I like it. It's my unique brand of safety. I love it when someone holds my face, and I want to feel safe and I want my characters to feel safe. It's not a blindness thing or a gay thing. It's a, me, thing. Call it the Kingett Trope! ## Why does your older work reference you looking at things? Because I was legally blind with some usable vision until my late twenties. I'm totally blind now, due to acute Narrow Angle Glaucoma. I've never been sighted. I don't know what it's like to live in a sighted world. I've always lived in the Blind world and I was brought up in Blind culture. ## Is your books or blog for younger readers? Typically, no. I don't write for kids. I don't write for young readers generally, so do not tell a kid about my blog writing or any of my books without reading both of them first. I write explicit sex scenes. I cuss. I write about triggering subjects. I never shy away from the hard experience life can sometimes toss at us and me. While I do think older kids and teenagers, young and old teenagers, should be exposed to a lot of adult reading material, including explicit material with parental conversations, it's far better to vet my work and then read and discuss my adult work with your offspring. I will never tell teens and older kids to not read my stuff because I was a teenager that read far beyond my grade and reading level. I was reading adult works as a teenager, very explicit works too. I know there are other older kids and teenagers out there like me that outgrow younger reading material and so I will never tell someone to not read my works. ## Why don't you take a lot of pictures or do a lot of video press appearances? I don't want to do internet based video-based press appearances except for TV appearances or recorded events because video will always be a medium where I'm subjected to the sighted gaze, and frankly, I don't want to make you more comfortable just so you can gaze at me like a sighted person. Video isn't safe for me. It's not safe because it's an immediately hostile environment where I have to surrender to the sighted gaze and I just don't want to do that as of late. This means I will turn my camera off during zoom meetings, I will not enable video when I'm on your YouTube channel, and I certainly won't pretend to be sighted to make sighted people feel comfortable. Video does nothing for me. I have no problem doing TV interviews or live literary events where video will be recorded, however. If I'm doing an event that will be recorded, I have no problem at all doing that. As for pictures, I'm just not a fan of them as of late, especially putting them online. That's why I have a cat image as my picture. The cat image will always be some sort of public domain picture, but rarely will online people ever see a picture of me unless I know you very well. Pictures are a format I can't control, fully, and I'd like anything to do with my author brand to be as minimal as possible. It's also an indirect way to say fuck you to ageism, although, I know that won't stop people commenting on how old or young someone looks. If I do post an image of myself somewhere, consider it a rare treat. ## For those that have never seen you, what do you look like? You can see me on video here but a text description is below. I'm a creamy guy with Ivory skin. Some say I have one blue eye and one green eye. Others say I have blue eyes. As of right now, I have dark brown hair, but I do have a receding hairline. I'm thin, and many in the gay community say I'm cute. I smile easily, and due to the blindness, my eyes are either blankly staring or they wiggle, so I guess you could say I have a little bit of a Nystagmus. I don't know where the Nystagmus comes from because I'm not a doctor, nor do I have any medical knowledge. ## Why don't you like talking on the phone? Because I have a stutter/stammer that causes Prolongations. The two are very different, but I've got a kind of block that prevents me from saying words. It's not the typical stutter where people repeat words, it's the kind of verbal block where I can't say words as fast as other people because there's a blockage in airflow. It's never went away fully but in safe spaces, it's drastically diminished. This safe space is in very few company and very few situations. For example, I have more speech fluency when I am comfortable and relaxed in quiet spaces. If I talk on the phone, people may mistake my pauses for a dropped connection. It's taxing to speak, so unless I know you intimately, we won't be speaking verbally. My own theory is that the stutter was caused when I was given far too much oxygen as a baby, causing me to have the blindness, cerebral palsy, and the stutter because it's a kind of medical trauma that can't be cured. I don't think the brain can heal in that regard so I will be disabled my whole life. ## Do you like to read? What are your favorite books? I love reading! Here's a page of my reading highlights. I'm an audiobook reader. Audiobooks count as reading and I won't be debating with you on this. ## Do you listen to podcasts? What's some of your favorite podcasts? I love podcasts! I love them so much I am a podcast hound. Give me all your podcasts. My podcast page is here where you can also see the kinds of fiction and nonfiction podcasts I like and why I like them. ## Why don't you publish more? Or at least publish faster? Because I'm disabled. My energy is very precious to me, especially as I get older and my disabilities increase and as I learn of other disabilities I have due to age. Long ago, I made it a point to never engage in capitalistic productivity again. I wanted to be productive in my early twenties but not anymore. I never want to be productive for the sake of production. Productivity is a toxic mindset that inhibits relationships, and the found family and loved ones in my life are far more important than making stuff for the internet to judge, and consume, rather than appreciate and enjoy. this is why I write a lot more than I publish. I'll never stop writing. It's my choice what to publish, and when to publish it. Writing is my life, but me choosing to publish something is me giving you the chance to treat something with care. You don't have to like anything I do, just treat it with care, because even if you don't like it, someone else will. Accept my work isn't for you and give it to someone that may/will enjoy it. For me, writing is an accessibility aid. It allows me to articulate what I can't verbally say, but especially online, people don't appreciate the artist. To publishers and readers, we're just content farms. Readers place unrealistic expectations on us to make stuff faster and this treats us like a product line instead of people. To reject all of that toxic mindset, I never publish to readers expectations. I never have, and never will. Readers can wait. ## How do you use a computer if you're blind? I use a screen reader. A screen reader is controlled via keyboard commands. I do not talk to my computer because of my speech disability. I also use these accessible tools and services that were designed for the blind in mind. My mobile phone has a screen reader too. The screen reader allows me to navigate the phone in a different way than you do but it makes the phone accessible to me. ## If I'm supporting you financially on an ongoing basis, why do you still give your work away for free? There's a few reasons I give my work away for free to anybody that asks for it. It combats censorship. In a hostile world that hates minorities of any kind, and financially disadvantaged people, actively giving my work away for free is the best way I can keep kicking censorship until it stays down. I hate censorship of any kind, no matter who does it and why they justify doing it. This is why I actively read every bigoted book I can get my hands on. It is a way for me to arm myself and challenge myself. I will fight you if you want to take this reading power away from me. If I choose to read problematic or bigoted books, you can share better books rather than telling me not to read these kinds of books. Providing access is very important to me, which is why I don't or rarely do exclusive stuff. Everyone should have access regardless of financial ability. I give my work away for free because everyone deserves to read. By supporting me financially, you're paying it forward. You're making sure others have access to me, even if my work is censored where they are due to bigots or censored because of capitalism. ## How can we make sure you don't deny our event requests? First, become very acquainted with my events page, in full. Before booking me, make your event and accommodations as disability friendly as possible. Start with these event requirements, and then do other research on how to make virtual events accessible and in person events accessible. Make sure to have your spaces fully disability friendly if you want to have an author visit, virtual or in person. Give me months to prepare. For virtual events, ask me a month or more ahead of time, not weeks ahead of time. If it's an in person event, ask three months ahead of time or more.
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
If you read The 'Paperwork Flood': How I Drowned a Bureaucrat before dinner. and liked it, my newsletter is here and also has RSS buttondown.com/weirdwriter #Newsletter #MailingList
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Updates from my website, along with the occasional personal essay or short story! I’m the worst at being a brand, so this won’t be a topical newsletter. Anything that comes to mind.
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
If cops spoke like AI developers and AI users, It wasn't me that shot you or my gun. It was a bullet with misalligned objectives. #FuckAI #AI #AIHype
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I’m sharing this again because it’s so great! So, You Want to be an AI Slopper foofaraw.press/so-you-want-to-be-an… #AI #NoAI
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
New Sightless Scribbles post! Your cringe hate is dead. Mood: Aggressively dorky and entirely unbothered. There is a singular word I would love to ban from everywhere. It has transformed from a nice and descriptive literary word into shorthand internet speak. There is always a certain attitude […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
I wrote about being cringe, and why cringe is cool. sightlessscribbles.com/posts/your-c… #Cringe #Nerd #Nerds
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Mood: Aggressively dorky and entirely unbothered. There is a singular word I would love to ban from everywhere. It has transformed from a nice and descriptive literary word into shorthand internet speak. There is always a certain attitude that follows this word. Everyone that uses the phrase, "that's cringe," hates humans and hates authentic expression, but that hatred of authentic expression can never hold a candle to my hatred of people that use that word like a weapon. I can hear the sneer before they even finish the word. "Cringe." It’s a hateful vocal frequency—thin, compressed, coming entirely from the back of the throat, as if the person speaking is trying to prevent any of the actual, messy world from reaching their lungs. It’s the sound of someone who has traded their pulse for a curated aesthetic, a person who thinks that the ultimate human achievement is to remain entirely unruffled by joy. Cynicism is a slick, frictionless surface. It’s an easy way to slide through life without ever having to risk the social friction of being misunderstood. But the thing about frictionless surfaces is that you can’t actually build anything on them. You just slide. To call something "cringe" is a tactical strike. It’s a way for the Curators of Cool—those self-appointed janitors of the capitalist ego—to tell you that your passion is too loud, too heavy, or too textured for the polite, sterilized room they want us all to live in. They want us to be "curated." They want our interests to be ironic, detached, and easily digestible. Because if you’re unironically obsessed with the granular logistics of a fictional space-faring civilization or the tactile satisfaction of a perfectly organized stamp collection, you’re hard to sell things to. You’ve found a source of heat that doesn't require their permission. I love the earnest ones. I love the people who write eighty-thousand-word fanfictions where the characters finally just sit down and have a decent meal together. I love the people who spend their weekends in humid basements, rolling plastic dice and arguing about the specific weight of a dragon’s breath. There is a magnificent, heavy density to that kind of joy. It’s a thumb pressed firmly into the palm, a reminder that we are real, even when the world wants us to be ghosts or advertiser friendly. They try to shame us into silence. They want us to feel the heat in our cheeks when we talk about the things we love. I know that heat. I grew up in a house where passion was a liability and being "too much" was a punishable offense. But here is the truth: Cynicism is the weapon of the bored and the broken. It is a capitalist tool designed to keep us from connecting, because you can't form a "found family" if you're too busy mocking the person next to you for their "cringe" hobbies. Earnestness is the only thing that actually burns through the static. When you allow yourself to be unironically happy about something "nerdy," you are performing a revolutionary act. You are declaring that your internal heat—that soul-deep vibration that makes your hands shake when you find a rare edition of a beloved book—is more important than the approval of the people who think detachment is a personality. I am so over the cool people, the stiff, give me the high-effort hobbies. Give me the long, lyrical explanations of why a certain game music track is a masterpiece of logic. Give me the people who feel like a warm, scratchy wool blanket instead of a cold, glass screen. Be cringe. Be loud. Be heavy. Because the alternative is to be "cool," and "cool" is just another word for dead. * * * If you enjoyed this opinion, you might enjoy, The Two Princes
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
More free stuff to read after The 'Paperwork Flood': How I Drowned a Bureaucrat before dinner.. Get all my free stuff here. sightlessscribbles.com/free #Free #DRMFree
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
It's becoming harder for me to tell who's the bigger stochastic parrot. #AI or its prompters. #NoAI
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
I voted! Some states have electronic voting by mail! Check and see if yours does, some will even let blind people vote online via online portal. As for why I vote, even though I lean towards anarchism, sightlessscribbles.com/posts/the-ba… #CivilRight […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
RE: someplace.social/@dandylover1/11737… Hey #Blind folks, suggestions? See quoted toot. I am seeking similar. #Email
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Honestly, Kelly Jensen alone could get me to add Book Riots RSS feed. bookriot.com/how-and-why-to-support… #Books #Bookstodon
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
So #Buffer shit the bed for me, does anyone else have things to where I can pipe my RSS feed into and it spits out stuff to my Fediverse account when I am sleeping? I already got Webhooks set up via IFTTT, but also does anyone know of #Fediverse things that has native RSS imports? Like, to where […]
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
So the "I left $AILab for ethical reasons" grift is starting up:
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
I can't tell who hates web browsers more. The developers or management? From where I am standing, a web browser can fully replace your shitty app that doesn't need to be an app. Like why does Wordpress even have an app? Everything can be done on the website including reading. #Internet #App #Apps
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Found another vibe coded app I actually like! The other is AudioBooth. Audiobook player for AudiobookShelf But this one is actually great to use, which amazes me. apps.apple.com/us/app/earshot-podca… #Blind #Blindness.
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
So, You Want to be an AI Slopper foofaraw.press/so-you-want-to-be-an… #NoAI #AI #AmReading
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
If there’s any indication that audiobooks count as reading, take a hard look at the current reading is dying or is a lost art discourse, and yet, audiobook listeners continue to have better reading comprehension than those that simply do not read at all. I came across a YouTube video a few years […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Liked The 'Paperwork Flood': How I Drowned a Bureaucrat before dinner.? I run my blog entirely on donations so give me money if you liked it! It helps pay for offline and online bills. sightlessscribbles.com/support #Donate #Help
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Sometimes #PicaTheCat looks me in the eye and just says a bunch of things in trills, marows, meows and other sounds. It's very complex and I don't know if she's making fun of talking... or saying something in her own way.
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
The kind of regulation that AI needs but AI companies will never ask for blog.bgcarlisle.com/2026/09/29/the-… #AI #LLM
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The kind of regulation that AI needs but AI companies will never ask for
**Content warning: Mention of traumatic abuse** The AI industry has two big problems right now. First, they’re not profitable. They’re nowhere close, have never been, have no plan to get there, and their finances are a gigantic multi billion dollar shell game that could collapse literally any second. The only thing keeping this from falling apart is that there are so many rich and powerful people constantly infusing the scam with cash, all of whom hope to get their payout before it all collapses leaving someone else holding the bag. The second big problem facing the AI industry is that their product isn’t actually that good. Improvements to chatbot models are hitting a plateau, and people are starting to notice. The AI bubble popping will be bad for everyone when it happens, but it will be especially bad for the people making the bubble happen if it happens before an event called an IPO (initial public offering) for that company. At an IPO, a private company becomes the sort of thing where a member of the public can buy shares of it as an investment. This means a massive flow of cash to the people involved in the company before the IPO. At that point, they can take their money and run if they want, leaving all the other investors with the circular trail of IOU’s which make up the economic foundation of the AI industry. So the only goal of nearly all the rich people in the world is to keep the rest of us believing that AI is inevitable, it’s the future, it’s powerful, at least until the IPO. The IPO’s for Anthropic (November 2026) and OpenAI (sometimes 2027 I think) are on the horizon now. Unfortunately for them, public faith in the power of AI has been flagging as the capabilities of AI systems plateaued, public resistance to data centres grew, and results of third-party studies on productivity gains via AI all seemed to be pointing toward productivity losses or equivocal results at best. In response, as a cynical marketing ploy, there’s been a spate of crimes committed by the CEO’s of these companies that have been publicized widely as “rogue AI.” This framing performs three functions that favour AI companies: First, it absolves them of the crime that the CEOs and other employees just committed. Second, it centres the power of AI in the public conversation about it. And even if it’s a negative framing, a story that starts with “AI is so powerful that—” is a great piece of publicity for AI. Third, it continues a process of the normalization of AI companies breaking the law that began months ago with scraping of texts that would certainly have been met with extreme legal firepower had anyone else done so (c.f. Aaron Swartz). Similar to the constant privacy scandals that boiled the privacy frog over the last twenty or so years and made us all unable to even perceive privacy violations as violating, tech companies are now trying to boil the rule-of-law frog by getting us all used to tech CEO’s just flat-out admitting to crimes and looking us squarely in the eye and telling us that they just get to do this, now. It’s in this context that several tech CEO’s have called for regulation of the AI industry. They have done this before for various reasons. Before it was mostly done to set the “rules” of the AI industry in their favour, and to maintain their current monopoly status by enshrining into law some regulatory hurdles that only huge corporations would ever be able to clear. In the current context, it seems abundantly clear that the tech industry is running out of runway, and they need to keep up faith in AI before their IPOs. This also squares with the recent coordinated calls from several tech CEOs for a “slowdown” or a “pause” in AI development, and the recent press about AI killing all, or a significant proportion of the human population. They know their tech isn’t going to get any better, because it turns out that massively scaled stochastic next-token prediction isn’t a great foundation for a general artificial intelligence project. IMAGINE. But they want to be able to tell prospective investors why, given that they’ve been offering them artificial general intelligence (AGI) “soon” for years. Sam Altman wants to be able to say “Of course we haven’t brought about the Singularity AGI god, but it’s just too powerful and we agreed to a pause in development in order to stave off human extinction.” Bill Gates wants to be able to say “We need to comply with all the relevant new regulations, so everything we promised you will come after we’ve done that.” With all that in mind, you can imagine that I do not recommend that you take a tech CEO’s calls for regulating the AI industry to be made in good faith. But if we are going to talk about regulating the AI industry, the following are my thoughts on what aspects need to be regulated and some general gestures at how to do it, for someone who was interested in regulating AI with an eye to the public good. # 1. Liability for the results of their outputs “AI does crime, CEO does time” In Canada, it is a crime to advise a child on how to kill others and then themselves. Apparently, it is not a crime for Sam Altman to operate an AI chatbot that does so, as there have been no criminal charges laid against him in regard to the 2026 Tumbler Ridge shooting. Civil liability seems like a morally repugnant way to address harms of AI like this, for several reasons. Most people can’t afford to take on one of the biggest companies in the world legally, and even if they do win, a company that is forced to pay a monetary settlement for committing a crime doesn’t learn not to commit that crime; it learns the dollar amount that crime costs so they can budget for the next time they commit it. So unless we want to put a de facto dollar value on the life of our children, there must be criminal liability. The focus of OpenAI in response to shootings counseled by their LLM has been on adding “guardrails” and discussing where the bar for contacting the police should be. The guardrails being added have been ineffective half-measures at best, and if “when to call the cops” is where the regulatory focus also ends up, there’s no reason for OpenAI not to make an overly sensitive system that absolves them of responsibility and flags thousands of false-positives to the police, who don’t have the resources to filter them all. Even outside the context of shootings or terrorism or other violence, AI can be harmful in a million ways, and without regulation that forces them, there’s no reason for an AI company to ever address these dangers and harms. Deepfake porn, for example, is a huge problem for women and girls (mostly); what if we also made it a huge problem for the techbros who are profiting from the pushbutton deepfake porn machine by holding them legally responsible for it in some way? Political misinformation and spam is a huge problem for our democracy. What if we also made that their problem by telling them that if we have evidence that their products enabled it, they go to prison for election interference or whatever? I’m just throwing out ideas. The liability doesn’t all necessarily need to be borne by the big tech companies either. A law that says the company that has integrated a tech company’s chatbot is responsible for its output would go a long way. “Caveat emptor” isn’t a sign of a well regulated market, it’s a sign that the cheats are running the show. It’s not good enough for them to say “AI might lie to you, good luck.” We need the legal tools to hold their feet to the fire when they lie to us and hurt us. This means explicit law that names AI companies, their CEOs and employees as criminally responsible for crimes, as well as civil liability for the results of their AIs’ outputs, including everything from the big stuff that requires a million-dollar budget, all the way down to small-claims court. Otherwise there’s literally no incentive for an AI company to stop lying about little stuff. # 2. Limitation on environmental impact Everyone is aware of the environmental impact of data centres by now. They burn obscene amounts of electricity, they take up water, they destroy the local natural environment. They also produce no local jobs and do not necessarily confer any “digital sovereignty” just by virtue of where they are located. A data centre being placed in a community is not an investment in that community, rather it is as close to pure extraction from that community as is possible. Public pressure has increased on this already, and the consensus is in: everyone hates them. We shouldn’t have to play American resource extraction exploitation project Whack-a-Mole and take down every data centre project one-by-one until they finally find a place where they can ram it through on a technicality or through flagging resolve. We need to place hard limits on the energy and resources that can be consumed by this industry. We can’t just hope that market forces will prevent AI companies from consuming the entire biosphere, water table and destryoing the planet. There are rich and powerful actors who are contorting market forces beyond what they can sustain in order to prevent any limitation on the growth of the AI industry. We need to decide as a society exactly how much of our country, its energy, land and water we’re willing to expend on data centres, and base that on the balance of the good that a data centre would produce for the public in comparison to the climate/land/water/etc impacts. For clarity, these limits should not be informed by tech company AI bubble speculation. Then we need to legislate those limits once for the entire country, so that our environmental policy isn’t decided by which local government is most easily corrupted or which one loses its resolve to prevent AI centre exploitation first. # 3. Meaningful redistribution of money to offset enclosure of the commons I am not personally convinced by copyright-based arguments against AI scraping. Copyright is a legal tool ostensibly aimed at a social good; there is no moral right of an author to say that anyone may not read or take value from a published book of theirs without their permission. Art and science are the shared common inheritance of all humanity. We owe access to the commons to each other, and we owe artists and scientists both credit for their work and to be able to build lives and careers based on their contibutions to that commons. Copyright has been broken since before I was born, and the ability of modern copyright policy to meaningfully address the problem it is ostensibly aimed at, ensuring that artists and scientists are able to live while practicing their art, has only gotten worse faster in the age of AI. In the internet age prior to AI, we sort of stumbled on a partial stop-gap solution, namely, receiving a pittance from Google via ad integration. The ancient bargain was more-or-less thus: Nearly everything on the web was free, monetization happened through ads. Google was the friendly middle-man who ran both the search engine and served personalized ads for each individual. They skimmed a percent off the top of the ad revenue. And last, we don’t talk about the dark spectre of privacy violations happening in the background as targeted advertising produces incentives for a black and grey market of personal data extracted nonconsensually that everyone shrugs off with “If it’s a problem for everyone, it’s a problem for no-one and I have nothing to hide.” This arrangement was slowly ratcheted up until it choked out nearly the entirety of news media, as ad revenue was always a monopoly. (I won’t get into it in this blog post because it’s long enough, but you can extrapolate the problems for democracy itself if you imagine what happens to a world where the journalism is underfunded to the point of extinction and the worst people in the world have access to a machine that lets them micro-target political messages to all the racist grandpas of the world. BUT I DIGRESS.) It was a problem even before the AI moment that began in 2022, and it’s gotten worse because chatbots are now taking a significant part of the role that search engines used to take. People are clicking through links from their search results to webpages less and less. This is a problem because artists, writers, news media, basically everyone who relied on this economy is now squeezed in two ways: First, less revenue for the reasons I specified earlier, and second, AI scrapers are effectively DDOS-ing the entire internet, which also drives the costs of being online up. What this amounts to is enclosure. They took a commons, namely the shared cultural inheritance of all humanity, all our words, art, traditions, music, stray thoughts, blog posts, social media, books, movies, all of it, everything culturally that we owe to each other and to posterity—they took it erected a fence around it and now they’re charging admission to it. I personally think the project is wrong-headed, wasteful and that the value produced by post-2022 generative AI projects tend to grow sub-linearly with the costs of producing it. I’d just as soon shut the whole thing down. But if they’re going to fence off the commons of all human art and science, they owe all of humanity a cut of the proceeds, and how much should be a matter of public policy that is enforced on the industry by law. Humanity needs artists, scientists, journalists, etc. We need something like the proposed and then removed Canadian Digital Services Tax, but broader. Tech companies are killing the business models that supported journalism, art, and other forms of expression. If they’re going to benefit from having fenced off the commons to charge admission, they owe it to us to meaningfully financially support the people whose work their AI depends on. # 4. AI use opt-out mandate “The right to not have to do it with an AI” Despite the protestations of techbros everywhere, any time you do something with AI, it’s worse. Customer service is especially worse. The AI just isn’t there. It doesn’t understand you. The way that the post-2022 generative AI works, it’s a cheat, it’s just a massively scaled next-token predictor. It doesn’t have an internal model of what it’s talking about. It’s just a very good guesser of what the next word in an answer to your prompt should be. This is why when you go on a company website, sometimes the chatbot’s output just detaches from company policy or even reality completely. Currently there’s no really clear law making anyone responsible for chatbot output (see section 1 above), although there’s some suggestive court cases. And for a lot of stuff, it’s pretty low stakes, but for government services, banking, healthcare, anything essential, all it would take is some bad output from a next-token predictor and then it means you literally die, lose your house, send your entire retirement fund to a stranger, miss your scheduled surgery, or go to prison. I think there’s a place for the market to decide whether we’re okay with AI enabled fast food or something, where if my coffee order gets messed up, the stakes are pretty low. But I’m not okay with rolling the dice on the important stuff. For certain parts of my life, I should have the right to access those services through traditional, deterministic computer software, or through a human, and not through an AI. This also includes transparency about when I’m talking to an AI chatbot. It should be illegal to have a chatbot that doesn’t disclose that it’s a chatbot. The technology isn’t there, and from what I’ve read there is no way to consistently prevent AI’s from going off the rails. So until AI is built on a sturdier foundation than spicy autocorrect, at least for the important stuff (and we can haggle over where to draw that line), everyone should have the right to not have to do it with an AI. # 5. AI training opt-in mandate and liability for privacy violations Everything that goes into a model for an AI can, at least in part, be extracted out of it again. And even if no-one ever does pull private data out of an AI model and harm me specifically, lack of regulation regarding what can be included in an AI model provides a financial incentive for massive privacy violations. To put it bluntly, there’s CSAM in most AI image generators. Almost certainly, every time you ever used an AI image generator, at least part of the weights used to inform what appears on your screen included a child being literally raped. Think about that next time you generate an unnecessary AI image banner for your blog post or substack or whatever. I don’t think there’s any law or regulation limiting what can go into an AI’s training data. If anything there’s been a loosening of laws to enable it. Certainly no one has gone to prison over the incorporation of CSAM or non-consensually sourced intimate images. And so I’m proposing that we do: something. Come on people, almost anything would be better than what’s going on now. Maybe we could have a law like the “right to be forgotten” but for AI. Or how about this? Some storng set of strong legal deterrents to make AI companies much pickier about where they get their training data from, and someone with the authority to audit training data sets to ensure compliance. Just imagine a world where this happens: “This training data contains this girl’s private diary, where did you get it? Oh you bought it from a sketchy data broker who got it from a sketchy smartphone app that logged it and sold the telemetry? That’s a $500k fine.” I also imagine criminal liability for the collection, use or distribution of data sets that include non-consensually sourced intimate images, or sexual images of children. But in the current world we’re living in where known Epstein associate Bill Gates is the one calling for regulation (and probably hoping to write it), I doubt that the exploitation of children will be much of a consideration. # 6. Disclosure of, fair compensation for, and humane working conditions for “artificial AI” and other hidden data workers “Beep boop nobody here but us robots” For some reason, everyone keeps forgetting that LLMs are powered by torturing data workers in countries with worse protections than we have here in the US or Canada. This is because the way that tech companies have chosen to develop AI is by scaling LLMs by including everything on the internet except the really bad stuff. Hence, someone needs to make a decision, for everything on the interet, about whether it should be included or not. And because they’re going through everything on the internet, this means that the data workers need to see the worst things on the internet. There are people in Kenya who are paid starvation wages to be traumatized by worse things than you can possibly imagine. And while that’s almost certainly the worst of it, even in the US and Canada, there’s highly educated people being exploited by this system to do work that would have been highly paid and highly secure only a few years ago, now for an increasingly precarious hourly rate. When you see an AI doing a task, the assumption is that in some sense, nobody is doing the work. It’s a machine. And while that is kind of true, it’s also true that all of these machines are powered by the hidden labour of data workers. So yes, it’s a machine who just summarized your email, but if you look back one step further, there’s an army of people from mostly low-income countries being de facto tortured by data work that enables it. The biggest innovation of the present AI moment isn’t that now a computer is doing things that a computer couldn’t do before. That’s mostly not true. The biggest innovation is that a company is able to obscure how underpaid and precarious workers are being exploited, and nobody has to even look them in the face anymore to do so. Waymos, for example, are remotely piloted, at least some of the time. They don’t want you to think about this, because they want the futuristic veneer of a tech company. And this happens so much. So many “AI” things are actually “artificial AI.” And the fiction that it’s “just a computer” lets you ignore the fact that it’s actually a remote pilot or data worker with darker skin than you in a lower-income country. You get all the benefits of the exploitation, but none of the bad feelings. I’m suggesting: mandatory disclosure of artificial AI. If you say it’s a computer doing a task for you but it’s just exploiting people, that would be fraud. I’m also suggesting that we re-establish some new baseline humane working conditions for hidden data workers, and ones that can’t be circumvented by relocating workers to another country. Mandatory limits on how much traumatic material a company can ask a person to view. Guarantees on job security to eliminate precarious data work. This is the kind of regulation that AI needs, but they will never ask for. # 7. Mandatory testing of AI applications to ensure that they do not introduce or launder bias One of the major problems with the use of AI is that, because it was trained on the internet, and because the internet was written by humans who have implicit and explicit biases against protected groups like women, racial minorities and queer people, these biases will be encoded into any AI application. This is hard to deal with because AI models tend to be black boxes, so you can’t just open one up and see why a model tends to favour white job applicants over black ones and correct it that part of it. If the biases are subtle, you might not even notice that it’s doing that until after thousands of candidates have already been affected by it. In order to protect the public, foster confidence, and even create a market for reliable drugs, pre-market testing is required by law for all drugs. In order to market a drug in the US or Canada, you have to convince the FDA/Health Canada that your drug is effective and safe, usually with evidence gathered in a randomized controlled trial. There are certain areas of life where bias is really hard to detect, and it’s really consequential. I mentioned the example of job applications above. Transcriptions of medical appointments also come to mind. It’s also really easy for insurance companies to put their finger on the scale when asked to pay up on a claim, and an AI allows them to do so at scale. I’m imagining a government agency that decides which applications of AI are areas of high public interest and high risk of bias against protected groups, and mandates testing requirements accordingly before they are allowed to be deployed in situations that could ruin the lives of an entire demographic of people. Want to use an AI to sort your job interview candidates? Want an AI to transcribe your notes as a doctor? Want an AI to respond to insurance claims? Then you need to do an RCT first where one of the endpoints is “will the use of this AI create or worsen biases against protected groups like women, racial minorities or queer people?” And if you can’t prove that to a regulator, you don’t get to use AI in that context. # 8. Total ban on AI use in weapons, military target selection, predictive policing This last one doesn’t need much explanation. In the area of literally killing people, “efficiency” is not a virtue. If you disagree with me on this one, I don’t think there’s any words I can ever say to make you care about the welfare of other people, so goodbye. I hesitated on whether to include “predictive policing” in this category or in section 6. I think it belongs here, because I can’t conceive of any application of AI in policing that isn’t designed to exacerbate inequalities against protected groups, but maybe you can convince me. # Final thoughts If you’re stuck around with me this long, wow. You have had a LOT of opinions from me today. So I’ll leave you with a few thoughts before I thank you for your attention. First off, regulation only works if it’s mandatory. Suggestions, expectations guidelines, they are worse than useless. Tech companies lie, cheat, ignore the rules, break the rules, and lobby the goverment to change the rules to benefit them. You absolutely cannot expect good faith from anyone in the tech industry. They have betrayed our trust so often and consistently that we need to treat them as hostile actors. To do anything else is naive and irresponsible. Regulations are only valuable if they are enforced, and have meaningful consequences if they are broken. Second, while I have conceived of all of these together as regulations that we need against the current hostile advance of AI and the companies behind it, it would be progress if _any_ of these regulatory suggestions were acted on. Finally, I started this post talking about the fragility of the economic situation surrounding AI. Pretty much any of these real regulatory efforts taken seriously would probably pop the AI bubble. This has to happen sooner or later, and the less resources we invest, the less carbon we put into the atmosphere, and the fewer lives we ruin with deepfakes, traumatic data work, bias laundering, privacy violation incentives, school shootings, political misinformation, and the general introduction of slop into the world, the better.
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
dad, he's being awesome again! www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhkdPUhV3NI #NYC #Artist #Artists #NewYorkCity
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
If you liked The 'Paperwork Flood': How I Drowned a Bureaucrat before dinner., my feed URL is sightlessscribbles.com/feed.xml #RSS #IndieWeb
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
A blind person asked me where she could get stuff made by blind people that wasn't made by an LLM, and I replied, frankly, you should just accept that *everything* made by a blind programmer will have an LLM assistant because blind people can't program without an LLM these days.
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Even though this is largely for music, still, even more proof that society, as a whole, doesn't like artists in my country. They just wanna consume it. People *could* help advocate for non means testing grants given out by the GOV like other countries, but nope. America hates artists of any […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Mozilla says "Firefox shuffles its UI for no goddamned reason whatsoever" – blighttown blighttown.bearblog.dev/mozilla-say… #Satire
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
The 'Paperwork Flood': How I Drowned a Bureaucrat before dinner. sightlessscribbles.com/posts/the-pa… #IndieWeb #Blog #Blogging #Blogs
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Mood: Maliciously compliant. I can't express how much I utterly hate the "Continuing Disability Review." It is a letter that arrives every few years from the government, asking a question that is medically absurd and philosophically insulting: _"Are you still disabled?"_ As if my blindness were a seasonal allergy. As if I might have woken up last Tuesday, blinked, and realized that my optic nerves had decided to regenerate spontaneously. This week, I received The Letter. It demanded "updated medical evidence" to prove that I—a man who has been blind since birth—am, in fact, still blind. I called the number. I navigated the phone tree hellscape. I finally reached a human being. Let’s call her "Karen from Compliance." "I have the documents in PDF format," I told her, using my polite, I haven't had my morning tea so make this easy on me, voice. "I can email them to you right now. You’ll have them in ten seconds." "We cannot accept email," Karen said. Her voice was flat, dry, and sounded like stale coffee and rigid adherence to a rulebook written in 1994. "It is a security risk. You must mail physical copies, or you can fax them." "Fax them?" I asked. "You want me to fax you medical records when you could just delete the email after saving the attachments?" "Those are the options, sir. If we don't receive them by Friday, your benefits will be suspended." I didn't understand why they couldn't just look back in my file, noticed nothing had changed in decades, and update it based on past data. She said it with a challenge in her tone. She knew who she was talking to. She was talking to a blind man living below the poverty line. She assumed that "fax it" was an impossible hurdle. She assumed I would have to find a ride to a library, pay twenty cents a page, and struggle with a physical machine I couldn't read. She was counting on the friction of the physical world to make me give up. She forgot one thing. I am a nerd. And I have an internet connection. "Okay," I said, my voice dropping into the cool, smooth, ‘Let’s systemically tango,’ tone of a man with a plan. "I will fax them. What is the number?" I hung up. And then, I went to work. She wanted evidence? Oh boy, I would give her evidence. I didn't just pull the recent files. I went into the archives. I dug into the deep, digital bedrock of my hard drive. I pulled records from when I was five. I pulled the surgical notes from my cerebral palsy treatments. I pulled the intake forms from every specialist, every therapist, every social worker who has ever written a note about my "deficits." I compiled a single, monolithic PDF. It was a monument to medical trauma. It was a library of diagnosis. It was five hundred and twelve pages long. Single-spaced. I opened my preferred internet faxing service. This is a tool that allows me to send a fax purely through digital data. It would cost $20, exactly the amount someone had donated to the blog last week, but if I didn't do this, I would lose all my benefits. It costs me zero paper. It costs me zero toner. By the way, your tips keep me writing. But for the recipient? For the recipient, a fax is a physical reality. It requires paper. It requires ink. It requires time. I imagined Karen’s fax machine. It was probably an old, beige beast sitting in the corner of a gray office. It was likely low on paper. It was almost certainly low on patience. I uploaded the file. The file size was massive. The progress bar on my screen reader ticked up. _Uploading... 20%... 50%... 80%..._ I hit "Send." And then, I sat back and listened to the most beautiful sound in the world. "Your fax has been sent," my screen reader announced. I grinned. I imagined the scene in that office. At first, it would just be a single page. _Whirrr. Chunk._ A standard medical form. Karen would ignore it. Then, page two. _Whirrr. Chunk._ Page three. _Whirrr. Chunk._ By page fifty, the machine would be heating up. The smell of hot toner would start to fill the cubicle. The rhythmic _chunk-chunk-chunk_ of the printing would become a drone, a mechanical chant of malicious compliance. By page one hundred, the paper tray would run out. The machine would start beeping. That high-pitched, insistent _beep-beep-beep_ that demands attention. Karen would have to get up. She would have to find a ream of paper. She would have to feed the beast. And the beast would not stop. Because I had set the retry limit to "Infinity." If the line busied out? It would call back. If the paper ran out? It would wait. It was a digital siege engine. I sent them everything. I sent them the eye charts that prove I can’t read eye charts. I sent them the physical therapy logs. I sent them the blurry scans of notes written by doctors who are long since dead. I sent them the Tsunami of Truth. I wanted them to hold the weight of it. I wanted them to physically feel the burden of proof they place on disabled bodies. They want us to document our existence? Fine. Here is my existence, one sheet of hot, curled paper at a time. Two hours later, my phone rang. "Mr. Kingett?" It was Karen. She sounded breathless. She sounded like she was standing next to a machine that was hyperventilating. In the background, I could hear a rhythmic _whir-chunk, whir-chunk_. "Yes?" I answered, my voice the picture of innocent helpfulness. "Sir, please. You have to stop the fax. It’s… it’s been printing for an hour. It’s jamming the machine. We’re out of toner." "Oh, you're out of toner? It's jammed? Oh my! Oh, I’m so sorry," I said, putting exactly zero percent sincerity into the apology. "But you said you couldn't accept email. You said I had to provide _complete_ documentation. I’m just following the rules, Karen. I wouldn't want my benefits to be suspended because I missed documentation, so here's documentation all the way back to when I'm five years old." "Jesus Christ, We have it!" she snapped. "We have enough! Please, just… cancel the rest." "I’m afraid I can’t do that," I lied. "It’s an automated process. Once it starts, it has to finish. Security protocols, you understand." There was a long, strangled silence on the line. Then, a defeated sigh. "Fine! Fine," she snapped. "We will mark your file as updated." "Thank you," I said. "Have a wonderful day." I hung up. I sat there in my quiet apartment, eating a cookie. I imagined the pile of paper in that office, a physical mountain of evidence testifying to the fact that yes, I am blind, and yes, I am smarter than your bureaucracy. If you enjoyed this tiny victory in a hostile world, you might enjoy, Seven Days in June by Tia Williams
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
I don’t get it. Is this what AI psychosis is all about? I’m very shocked that this is the same guy that created Pinafore and no use of a local model or even an ethical one either. I’m not a programmer so I just don’t get it, I guess. In my profession, I simply don’t want anything creating for me […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
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Mood: Maliciously compliant. I can't express how much I utterly hate the "Continuing Disability Review." It is a letter that arrives every few years from the government, asking a question that is medically absurd and philosophically insulting: _"Are you still disabled?"_ As if my blindness were a seasonal allergy. As if I might have woken up last Tuesday, blinked, and realized that my optic nerves had decided to regenerate spontaneously. This week, I received The Letter. It demanded "updated medical evidence" to prove that I—a man who has been blind since birth—am, in fact, still blind. I called the number. I navigated the phone tree hellscape. I finally reached a human being. Let’s call her "Karen from Compliance." "I have the documents in PDF format," I told her, using my polite, I haven't had my morning tea so make this easy on me, voice. "I can email them to you right now. You’ll have them in ten seconds." "We cannot accept email," Karen said. Her voice was flat, dry, and sounded like stale coffee and rigid adherence to a rulebook written in 1994. "It is a security risk. You must mail physical copies, or you can fax them." "Fax them?" I asked. "You want me to fax you medical records when you could just delete the email after saving the attachments?" "Those are the options, sir. If we don't receive them by Friday, your benefits will be suspended." I didn't understand why they couldn't just look back in my file, noticed nothing had changed in decades, and update it based on past data. She said it with a challenge in her tone. She knew who she was talking to. She was talking to a blind man living below the poverty line. She assumed that "fax it" was an impossible hurdle. She assumed I would have to find a ride to a library, pay twenty cents a page, and struggle with a physical machine I couldn't read. She was counting on the friction of the physical world to make me give up. She forgot one thing. I am a nerd. And I have an internet connection. "Okay," I said, my voice dropping into the cool, smooth, ‘Let’s systemically tango,’ tone of a man with a plan. "I will fax them. What is the number?" I hung up. And then, I went to work. She wanted evidence? Oh boy, I would give her evidence. I didn't just pull the recent files. I went into the archives. I dug into the deep, digital bedrock of my hard drive. I pulled records from when I was five. I pulled the surgical notes from my cerebral palsy treatments. I pulled the intake forms from every specialist, every therapist, every social worker who has ever written a note about my "deficits." I compiled a single, monolithic PDF. It was a monument to medical trauma. It was a library of diagnosis. It was five hundred and twelve pages long. Single-spaced. I opened my preferred internet faxing service. This is a tool that allows me to send a fax purely through digital data. It would cost $20, exactly the amount someone had donated to the blog last week, but if I didn't do this, I would lose all my benefits. It costs me zero paper. It costs me zero toner. By the way, your tips keep me writing. But for the recipient? For the recipient, a fax is a physical reality. It requires paper. It requires ink. It requires time. I imagined Karen’s fax machine. It was probably an old, beige beast sitting in the corner of a gray office. It was likely low on paper. It was almost certainly low on patience. I uploaded the file. The file size was massive. The progress bar on my screen reader ticked up. _Uploading... 20%... 50%... 80%..._ I hit "Send." And then, I sat back and listened to the most beautiful sound in the world. "Your fax has been sent," my screen reader announced. I grinned. I imagined the scene in that office. At first, it would just be a single page. _Whirrr. Chunk._ A standard medical form. Karen would ignore it. Then, page two. _Whirrr. Chunk._ Page three. _Whirrr. Chunk._ By page fifty, the machine would be heating up. The smell of hot toner would start to fill the cubicle. The rhythmic _chunk-chunk-chunk_ of the printing would become a drone, a mechanical chant of malicious compliance. By page one hundred, the paper tray would run out. The machine would start beeping. That high-pitched, insistent _beep-beep-beep_ that demands attention. Karen would have to get up. She would have to find a ream of paper. She would have to feed the beast. And the beast would not stop. Because I had set the retry limit to "Infinity." If the line busied out? It would call back. If the paper ran out? It would wait. It was a digital siege engine. I sent them everything. I sent them the eye charts that prove I can’t read eye charts. I sent them the physical therapy logs. I sent them the blurry scans of notes written by doctors who are long since dead. I sent them the Tsunami of Truth. I wanted them to hold the weight of it. I wanted them to physically feel the burden of proof they place on disabled bodies. They want us to document our existence? Fine. Here is my existence, one sheet of hot, curled paper at a time. Two hours later, my phone rang. "Mr. Kingett?" It was Karen. She sounded breathless. She sounded like she was standing next to a machine that was hyperventilating. In the background, I could hear a rhythmic _whir-chunk, whir-chunk_. "Yes?" I answered, my voice the picture of innocent helpfulness. "Sir, please. You have to stop the fax. It’s… it’s been printing for an hour. It’s jamming the machine. We’re out of toner." "Oh, you're out of toner? It's jammed? Oh my! Oh, I’m so sorry," I said, putting exactly zero percent sincerity into the apology. "But you said you couldn't accept email. You said I had to provide _complete_ documentation. I’m just following the rules, Karen. I wouldn't want my benefits to be suspended because I missed documentation, so here's documentation all the way back to when I'm five years old." "Jesus Christ, We have it!" she snapped. "We have enough! Please, just… cancel the rest." "I’m afraid I can’t do that," I lied. "It’s an automated process. Once it starts, it has to finish. Security protocols, you understand." There was a long, strangled silence on the line. Then, a defeated sigh. "Fine! Fine," she snapped. "We will mark your file as updated." "Thank you," I said. "Have a wonderful day." I hung up. I sat there in my quiet apartment, eating a cookie. I imagined the pile of paper in that office, a physical mountain of evidence testifying to the fact that yes, I am blind, and yes, I am smarter than your bureaucracy. If you enjoyed this tiny victory in a hostile world, you might enjoy, Seven Days in June by Tia Williams
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Just go read Cornell | What are you doing to challenge rape culture right now? www.girlonthenet.com/blog/cornell
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Cornell | What are you doing to challenge rape culture right now?
Protecting women from rape doesn't mean swooping with a sense of victory, it means starting a conversation that might leave you feeling like shit.
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Video Essayist And YouTuber Jacob Geller Removed From MinnMax Following Sexual Assault Allegations aftermath.site/jacob-geller-minnmax… #YouTube
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Video Essayist And YouTuber Jacob Geller Removed From MinnMax Following Sexual Assault Allegations
Geller responded Thursday afternoon to confirm the allegations
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
YouTuber and MinnMax host Jacob Geller accused of sexual assault [UP: Geller confirms Accusations, No longer associated with MinnMax] Trigger Warning: SA | ResetEra […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
This is why I somewhat roll my eyes at all the bloggers trying to prevent bots from reading their stuff outside of cost reasons. It blocks me out too, so why don't you want me as a reader? This website is protected by a Cloudflare bot challenge (CAPTCHA or JavaScript verification). Miniflux […]
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Glyph @glyph.im · 01/10/2026
Taylor Lorenz is preparing for her "why I left the left" right-wing grifter pivot. Do not trust her. www.thefp.com/p/two-drinks-with-tay… (If you do not know "the free press", it is Bari Weiss's right-wing false-balance propaganda outlet, so talking to them *at all* is […]
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Glyph @glyph.im · 01/10/2026
You can also see her telegraphing this a little bit in her defensiveness about Substack and her constant complaining about how hard it is to get paid as a journalist and how she deserves so much more money. Which, again, not wrong, and people should not have been critical of her for pointing it […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I’m currently at the library with my Drafty writers group and someone finally tried to mock the name. The dude passed by us and asked what our group was called. When I explained we were the Drafty writers group, he laughed and said that is the most cringe name ever. What’s next? Are you guys […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I got $500 from an AI Bro for explaining that an LLM doesn't understand instructions such as 'Please do not generate slop' Hmm, it's almost like I know how these things work better than the AI Bros. Blew his mind that I could look at his prompt and determine how he fucked up. The future is […]
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