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Todd Lambert

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 11h
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
Now maybe the rich people will have to worry about their drugs the same as the rest of us. GLP1 roulette: is it fentanyl? who knows!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 13h
😆
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 13h
Oof
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 13h
😂🤣
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 13h
Sounds good sir!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 13h
🎵She’s got Charlie Kirk gums.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 13h
Master Control?
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David Warner as Sark in Tron
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
Why does every single commercial, have Mathew McConaughy doing voice over now? And it’s not even him… it’s a voice fake, an audio fraud, an artificial Matthew. Maybe it’s just here… but it’s almost every radio ad now.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
Because corporations have such a great track record at policing themselves. 🙄
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
Fraud, hoax, fake… how Trump describes reality.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
“Nobody is listening to me!!! I”m gonna bomb something!”
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
Argh… gonna have to turn this off… I’m ODing on Trump.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
😂
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
Stop… just stop.. he’s back in the Oval Office with a bunch of white guys standing behind him again… another press conference… this is like the 3rd or 4th today? Do these MFers actually do anything other than TV spots?
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 15h
I can’t wait until his 9yo son grows up trans And can’t serve in the military. That’s going to be really funny.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 15h
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Kevin Malone's Happy Chuckle in The Office
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 15h
Think of the cloud!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 15h
People are posting too many cat videos again on Bluesky
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
Where does he hide his penis?
A man in a dark suit stands with his hands at his sides, partially visible from the chest down. Behind him is a backdrop with horizontal red and white stripes, resembling a flag or banner. A dark, vertical object is visible on the far right.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
Like fishing boats?
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
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Optimus Prime: Autobots, Roll Out!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
I’m not gay or anything but I notice that with Pete Hegseths‘s tight ass polyester pants he wears, it make it blatantly obvious that he’s armed with a very small caliber weapon.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
No it does it to me all the time. It must overrun the cache for the temporary image, and then nukes it. That’s my guess Anyways.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
War suckers and losers
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
Argh.. Bluesky bug #13,845: Posting a photo taken with the camera sometimes posts as black, for some reason.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
He kinda looks like Patton up there.
Pete Hegseth, a man with slicked-back dark hair, wearing a dark suit and striped tie, stands in front of a red and white striped backdrop, resembling the American flag. He is gesturing with his left hand, forming a 'gun' shape with his index finger and thumb extended, while his other fingers are curled. His expression is serious as he looks to the right. Text overlays at the bottom read: 'HEGSETH DELIVERS 'STATE' and 'LINDSEY CLANCY RETURNS TO COURT'.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
Ooh, an overachiever eh?
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
On a scale of 5, how would you rate your intelligence? 1) below average 2) average 3) above average 4) great 5) super
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
“I said bitch please… I wear the pants around this couch”
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
💯 true
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
Yeah, check back in a week, when it’s not the shiny new download available.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
Yeah, I’m forgetting all the Facebook losers, who this is their first experience with Ai.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16h
Venezuela sounds like a pretty sweet place to live.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
I don’t believe this, sorry. Downloads mean jack squat. I bet there are less than a dozen actual users. 🤷
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
[womp] [womp]
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
Oh we got pregnant alright… pregnant on Haliburton.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
😆
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
A meme shows Donald Trump speaking at a podium with an American flag behind him. He wears a dark suit, white shirt, and blue tie, gesturing with his left hand and speaking into a microphone. White text overlays the image, stating "KEEP THEM BEANERS" at the top and "OUT OF HERE" at the bottom, conveying a derogatory and exclusionary message.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
He uses coupons at Home Depot too
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
Oh come on! I was joking…. [sigh]
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
Ah, so it was affecting his OCD? 😂🤣🤣
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
It’s ToolTime with Trump 🙄 on this week’s episode of “This Old White House…”
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Tim Taylor's Classic Side Eye
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
Ha!😂
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
I don’t think that’s politically correct anymore.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
Small potatoes!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
Is that war #7 or war #8?
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
Totally agree!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
Word of the day is Quagmire
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Pee-wee's Playhouse: Secret Word 'AHH!'
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
The help always arrives before the guests.
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