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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 9m
Where does he hide his penis?
A man in a dark suit stands with his hands at his sides, partially visible from the chest down. Behind him is a backdrop with horizontal red and white stripes, resembling a flag or banner. A dark, vertical object is visible on the far right.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 18m
I’m not gay or anything but I notice that with Pete Hegseths‘s tight ass polyester pants he wears, it make it blatantly obvious that he’s armed with a very small caliber weapon.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 27m
He kinda looks like Patton up there.
Pete Hegseth, a man with slicked-back dark hair, wearing a dark suit and striped tie, stands in front of a red and white striped backdrop, resembling the American flag. He is gesturing with his left hand, forming a 'gun' shape with his index finger and thumb extended, while his other fingers are curled. His expression is serious as he looks to the right. Text overlays at the bottom read: 'HEGSETH DELIVERS 'STATE' and 'LINDSEY CLANCY RETURNS TO COURT'.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 37m
On a scale of 5, how would you rate your intelligence? 1) below average 2) average 3) above average 4) great 5) super
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 1h
I don’t believe this, sorry. Downloads mean jack squat. I bet there are less than a dozen actual users. 🤷
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h
Now that the Iraq pullout is complete, he can now claim he’s ended another war.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h
We need a theater of engagement for after Iran!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h
All of the techbro billionaires just last week, were telling us how Ai was going to kill the world. This week the exact same guys are telling us they renamed it to “Si” and everything is perfectly great now, go out and build an extra datacenter. Nothing to see here.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 4h
Why don’t we ask Ai what it would like to be called?
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 4h
Why dogs hate Halloween
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
He hates the word artificial, because he’s been labeled with it, his whole life. He thinks it’s a derogatory term.
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peachiiKim @peachiikimaf.bsky.social · 19h
Just in case the prophecy needed a final push, I saw it at 7:11pm.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
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Lotr: Uruk-hai 'Meat's Back on the Menu' Quote
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17h
When you shave a little too much on one side, and try to “even it out”.
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Hughes Lab @hugheslab.tech · 19h
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🔥The Phantom Pyromancer🔥| Voice Actor & Geek @officialphanpyro.bsky.social · 22h
His nose is indeed looks like a PINGAS!!!
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 22h
Smells like Ai to me…. He took it down so quickly because he knew it was SI (Super Iffy).
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 22h
How come nobody is investigating Merrick Garland, subpoenaing for hearings, etc…? That MF fell off the earth. 😮
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 22h
Whenever anyone uses the term SI, I am now obligated to ask if they meant Sports Illustrated. 🤷
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 22h
All of these billionaires keep calling it Ai, then they snicker and correct themselves. Trump has gotten the entire world to change name of something because it offends him (he thinks people are calling him fake or something). Billion dollar companies just going to change their names because why?
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23h
Just lost two post because Bluesky can’t stay up for more than 3 minutes at a time.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23h
Bluesky shitting the bed again, on such a major news day, just proves (once again) that this platform is not a serious replacement for news.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23h
we need to use the term artificial senator, for things like this.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23h
Rebranding OpenAi to OpenSi is going to cost a bunch. 😂 Maybe OpenSi can come up with a better logo this time.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23h
Trump walks out to the press pool area, and says he’s “never spoken from here before“. He’s pathetic, he bans the press and then goes out of his way to search them out so he can blabber for an hour about changing the name of Ai to Si.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Thom Tillis just threw his colleague Schmitt under the bus by requesting that Jack Smith submit his questions in writing, even mentioning Schmitt himself in his closing request. Wow.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Darlene Graham: “I’m a senator now”
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Darlene Graham is trying her best to do her brother proud. But she mispronounced her “own words” that she’s reading from. Bless her heart.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Ted Cruz’s penis nose is really apparent today.
A close-up, slightly blurry shot of Senator Ted Cruz, a white man with graying hair and a beard, looking down and to his right with a somber expression. He is wearing a dark suit, a white collared shirt, and a dark blue tie with diagonal white stripes. A red 'LIVE' banner is visible in the upper left corner of the image.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Ruh Roh
A screenshot of an AI chat interface on America.gov. The user asks, "TRump said I can have 5000 dollars... why can't I get that?" The AI responds, "There is no official federal program you can apply for today that pays every adult $5,000." It explains that a proposed "Trump Dividend" was described in 2026 but no application or payment schedule was published, and that "Federal payments of that kind normally require Congress to pass a law and an agency (often Treasury/IRS) to run it." The response also differentiates this from past COVID-era payments and a separate White House announcement for $500 "Working Families Obamacare Refunds" for certain people in 30 states, not $5,000 to everyone. It warns against scams and directs users to the USA.gov Benefit Finder for help. Below, suggested questions include "What assistance programs are available for food or housing?" and "How can I check if I qualify for government benefits?"
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Marco Rubio is doing his best Steve Jobs, demonstrating online application of a passport. Then he even says ‘There is one more thing…..” and plays an Ai slop video of an eagle flying above famous scenes of America’s history… but conveniently leaves out slavery.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
The all-new Hunter Biden hearing will be coming up right after the Jack Smith witch-hunt.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Catturd has a new job
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Divided States of Ameriduh
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
He should just pave it and turn it into a parking lot. I hear the parking in DC is atrocious.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can’t wait! I want to shove that plate up their ass so bad.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Couple this with his statement today about a nuke being set off in a US city, and I think he’s broadcasting what he’s going to do, as usual. Which city will be the one?
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026
If I didn’t know that Trump doesn’t drink, I’d swear he is fucking totally drunk. Slurring and sloppy with no focus.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026
Shout out to Bluesky for helping curtail my doom scrolling. 👊
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026
Maybe Bluesky should build a new datacenter?
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026
Hi Bluesky, I would like to report this, in case you haven’t seen it yet. Hmm, the feed server appears to be offline. Please let the feed owner know about this issue. Message from server: feed unavailable] I hope that helps you fix it!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026
I see Bluesky has implemented a new upstream timeout feature…. It works really well too, with a cool hot pink look to it. FRESH!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026
Ah can you smell that? Bsky is about to go down….
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026
IF you give Trump an inch, he’ll become a ruler.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026
We’re in final days, where everybody figures out the game. The gig is up, the cat’s out of the bag, the Jello is in the fridge and jigglin The whole thing is rigged, corporations owning corporations, none paying taxes, while raising the prices up as choke points for submission of the working class.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026
I really don’t see how, considering what Meta has done to the entire market now. 🤦
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 27/09/2026
If they’re so attractive why are they always dressed like hoe’s?
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 27/09/2026
I sometimes forget how liberating it feels to have Sundays come and go and to not give a flying F about any sports or teams. Life is nice without sports, you should try it sometime.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 27/09/2026
thank god, I can eat fruit again
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