Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 18mI’m not gay or anything but I notice that with Pete Hegseths‘s tight ass polyester pants he wears, it make it blatantly obvious that he’s armed with a very small caliber weapon. 030
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 37mOn a scale of 5, how would you rate your intelligence? 1) below average 2) average 3) above average 4) great 5) super 100
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 1hI don’t believe this, sorry. Downloads mean jack squat. I bet there are less than a dozen actual users. 🤷 240
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2hNow that the Iraq pullout is complete, he can now claim he’s ended another war. 130
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2hAll of the techbro billionaires just last week, were telling us how Ai was going to kill the world. This week the exact same guys are telling us they renamed it to “Si” and everything is perfectly great now, go out and build an extra datacenter. Nothing to see here.static.klipy.comPlease Disperse - Nothing to See HereALT: Please Disperse - Nothing to See Here 120
Reposted by Todd LambertTodd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026He hates the word artificial, because he’s been labeled with it, his whole life. He thinks it’s a derogatory term. 3163
Reposted by Todd LambertpeachiiKim @peachiikimaf.bsky.social · 19hJust in case the prophecy needed a final push, I saw it at 7:11pm. 34815
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17hstatic.klipy.comLotr: Uruk-hai 'Meat's Back on the Menu' QuoteALT: Lotr: Uruk-hai 'Meat's Back on the Menu' Quote 260
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 17hWhen you shave a little too much on one side, and try to “even it out”. 9122
Reposted by Todd Lambert🔥The Phantom Pyromancer🔥| Voice Actor & Geek @officialphanpyro.bsky.social · 22hHis nose is indeed looks like a PINGAS!!! 231
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 22hSmells like Ai to me…. He took it down so quickly because he knew it was SI (Super Iffy). 251
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 22hHow come nobody is investigating Merrick Garland, subpoenaing for hearings, etc…? That MF fell off the earth. 😮 480
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 22hWhenever anyone uses the term SI, I am now obligated to ask if they meant Sports Illustrated. 🤷 7112
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 22hAll of these billionaires keep calling it Ai, then they snicker and correct themselves. Trump has gotten the entire world to change name of something because it offends him (he thinks people are calling him fake or something). Billion dollar companies just going to change their names because why? 020
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23hJust lost two post because Bluesky can’t stay up for more than 3 minutes at a time. 350
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23hBluesky shitting the bed again, on such a major news day, just proves (once again) that this platform is not a serious replacement for news. 000
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23hwe need to use the term artificial senator, for things like this. 130
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23hRebranding OpenAi to OpenSi is going to cost a bunch. 😂 Maybe OpenSi can come up with a better logo this time. 040
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23hTrump walks out to the press pool area, and says he’s “never spoken from here before“. He’s pathetic, he bans the press and then goes out of his way to search them out so he can blabber for an hour about changing the name of Ai to Si. 030
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026Thom Tillis just threw his colleague Schmitt under the bus by requesting that Jack Smith submit his questions in writing, even mentioning Schmitt himself in his closing request. Wow. 170
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026Darlene Graham: “I’m a senator now”static.klipy.comRalph Wiggum's Hi Hello GreetingALT: Ralph Wiggum's Hi Hello Greeting 2293
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026Darlene Graham is trying her best to do her brother proud. But she mispronounced her “own words” that she’s reading from. Bless her heart. 060
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026Marco Rubio is doing his best Steve Jobs, demonstrating online application of a passport. Then he even says ‘There is one more thing…..” and plays an Ai slop video of an eagle flying above famous scenes of America’s history… but conveniently leaves out slavery.america.govAmerica.govFind answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov. 040
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026The all-new Hunter Biden hearing will be coming up right after the Jack Smith witch-hunt. 161
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026He should just pave it and turn it into a parking lot. I hear the parking in DC is atrocious. 1100
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can’t wait! I want to shove that plate up their ass so bad. 0111
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026Couple this with his statement today about a nuke being set off in a US city, and I think he’s broadcasting what he’s going to do, as usual. Which city will be the one? 4121
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026If I didn’t know that Trump doesn’t drink, I’d swear he is fucking totally drunk. Slurring and sloppy with no focus. 7193
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026Shout out to Bluesky for helping curtail my doom scrolling. 👊 070
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026Hi Bluesky, I would like to report this, in case you haven’t seen it yet. Hmm, the feed server appears to be offline. Please let the feed owner know about this issue. Message from server: feed unavailable] I hope that helps you fix it! 081
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026I see Bluesky has implemented a new upstream timeout feature…. It works really well too, with a cool hot pink look to it. FRESH! 030
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026We’re in final days, where everybody figures out the game. The gig is up, the cat’s out of the bag, the Jello is in the fridge and jigglin The whole thing is rigged, corporations owning corporations, none paying taxes, while raising the prices up as choke points for submission of the working class. 4183
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/09/2026I really don’t see how, considering what Meta has done to the entire market now. 🤦 020
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 27/09/2026If they’re so attractive why are they always dressed like hoe’s? 490
Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 27/09/2026I sometimes forget how liberating it feels to have Sundays come and go and to not give a flying F about any sports or teams. Life is nice without sports, you should try it sometime. 4130