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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3h
Ok, these look amazing. Northeastern State’s end zones have Cherokee script.
OBP OTET OSSY
-10
THE ENDZONES READ
"NORTHEASTERN STATE"
IN THE CHEROKEE LANGUAGE
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 6h
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COMMITTEE
OCTOBER POLLO
VOTING BEGINS OCTOBER 4TH
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR FREE BEEHIV TO GET A BALLOT EMAILED TO YOU DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 7h
Biff Poggi has a new podcast on Newsnation (not to be confused with Newsmax) His first guest Kirk Herbstreit. It’s just called BIFF
NEWSNATION]
BIFF
BIFFS FACE
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 9h
Do you want your bacon regular or extra crispy.
Young Bobby baconOlder Bobby bacon
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 9h
Pitt State QB Bobby Bacon.
Bobby Bacon
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23h
His other number was not as funny
Lj Hoes as 28
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23h
LJ Hoes former Astro
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
LIKE FOR THE TROUGH
ORIGINAL CONCOURSE RESTROOMS
ORIGINAL MEMORIAL
STADIUM MENS URINAL TROUGH
$3,000
Limited quantity remaining
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
LIKE FOR GOPHEARSE
كيل
M
SKI-U-MAH
≥ 1DC23
+2
ROW THE BOAT
1998 Cadillac DeVille • Hearse
$3,000
Listed over a week ago in Anoka, MN
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
Hey @bsky.app WE NEED POLLS How would you spend your $3,000???
كيل
M
SKI-U-MAH
≥ 1DC23
+2
ROW THE BOAT
1998 Cadillac DeVille • Hearse
$3,000
Listed over a week ago in Anoka, MNORIGINAL CONCOURSE RESTROOMS
ORIGINAL MEMORIAL
STADIUM MENS URINAL TROUGH
$3,000
Limited quantity remaining
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
This is absolutely real 😂
ORIGINAL CONCOURSE RESTROOMS
ORIGINAL MEMORIAL
STADIUM MENS URINAL TROUGH
$3,000
Limited quantity remain Independence
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
What is DETMER? Read all about it here. sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com/p/the-sickos...
THE DETMER FORMULA
Downtield Eventful Throwing Metric Encouraging Rippin' It
SICKOS COMMITTEE
Attempts Per Game
median (Attempts PerGame)
+
Completions Per Game
+ median (Completions Per Game)
+
Yards PerGame
median (Yards PerGame)
*
TDsPerGame
median (TDsPerGame)
十
Downfield - Lots of yards!!
Eventful - TDs! Picks!
Throwing - They don't call it roughing the scrambler.
Metric - This makes us sound smarter.
Encouraging - We're optimists.
Rippin' it - Just sling that ball around out there.
INTsPerGame
median(INTsPerGame)
Ty Detmer
5188 yds.
41 TDS
28 INTS
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
The D3 DETMER Leaders through Week 4. Geneva's Caleb Romano takes top honors in D3 with a 9.01 score! Saint John's Trey Feeney in 2nd, Mount Union's Mikey Maloney in 3rd.
DETMER SCORES (D3)
THROUGH WEEK 4
Name


Games Yards Comp
Pass
Pass
Att

TDS INTS DETMER

Caleb Romano

Geneva

945
73

119
6
9
9.01
Trey Feeney
SJU
Saint John's

956
89

119
13
З
7.15
Mikey Maloney

Mount Union

820
56

99
8
7
6.67
Carson Green

Pomona-Pitzer
2
423
46

77
6
4
6.57
Jake Blice

Hendrix
З
1022
66

100
11
4
6.38
Aaron Filips

Case Western
2
568
50

64
7
З
6.38
Jake Phillips

Saint Vincent
2
560
44

77
9
2
6.24
Soren Hummel

Bowdoin
2
422
40

80

6
6.23
Joe Tenta
NE
Marietta
4
1050
87

145
9
8
6.08
Jackson Alcorn

Aurora
4
1076
79

150
9
8
6.00
Roman Funk

Concordia (WI)
4
1265
87

131
14
5
5.82
Cooper Drews

Bethel
З
776
61

109
6
6
5.71
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
The D2 DETMER Leaders through Week 4. Augustana's Gunnar Hensley holds the #1 spot in Division II with a 7.98! Midwestern St.'s Kaden Brown and California (PA)'s Eric Gibson tied in 2nd.
DETMER SCORES (D2)
SICKOS COMMITTEE
Name
THROUGH WEEK 4

Games
Yards Comp
Pass
Pass
Att

TDS INTS DETMER

Gunnar Hensley

Augustana
5
1915
127
198
17
4
7.98
Kaden Brown

Midwestern St.

1447
102
146
10
4
6.91
Eric Gibson

California (PA)

999
92
147
9
6
6.91
Ben Harris

Emporia St.
2
539
52
83
З
З
6.63
Bobby Bacon

Pittsburg St.
2
369
24
48

6
6.29
Jordan Pachot

Central Missouri 4

1178
102
155
9
4
6.19
Kendrick Lyons
MCKTNDREE
WERE McKendree
4
1069
86
142
9
4
5.50
Jeb Walls

Shorter
З
756
58
94
10
2
5.44
Knox Porter

West Texas A&M
4
1020
93
154
6
5
5.42
Luther Richesson

West Alabama
5
1176
95
149
12
6
5.39
Will Howell

Sul Ross St.
4
929
76
144
8
5
5.38
Carson Nagle

Lock Haven
2
359
32
59

4
5.38
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
The FCS DETMER Leaders through Week 4. Yale's Dante Reno leads the way at #1 with an 8.95 score! Yale teammate Charles Hewitt in 2nd, Drake's Riley Warzynski in 3rd.
DETMER SCORES (FCS)
THROUGH WEEK 4
Name



Games Yards Comp
Pass
Pass
Att

TDS INTS DETMER

Dante Reno

Yale
1
454
30

43
5

8.95
Charles Hewitt

Yale
1
244
26

44
2
2
8.33
Riley Warzynski

Drake
4
1399
127

211
9
4
7.51
Jaylon Tolbert
ALCORN
Alcorn State
5
1471
120

180
13
7
7.23
Chase Goodwin

Columbia
2
644
48

89
4
2
5.93
James Murphy

Brown
2
464
44

62

5
5.72
Kamden Sixkiller

Campbell
5
1449
121

172
13
4
5.53
Jax Leatherwood

Tennessee Tech
4
1106
96

137
13
2
5.49
Gabe Downing
PS
Portland St.

614
62

111
4
5
5.34
Casey Bullock

Davidson
5
1341
119

203
10
4
4.85
Emmett Brown

Incarnate Word
4
1054
92

147
5
5
4.80
Nate Dahle
WEBER STATE
Weber St.
5
1096
76

153
12
6
4.76
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
THE DETMER FORMULA - THROUGH WEEK 4 Our Sickos metric measuring QBs who sling it downfield without a care in the world. SMU's Kevin Jennings takes the #1 spot in FBS with 6.64! Oklahoma St.'s Drew Mestemaker in 2nd, San Jose St.'s Luke Weaver in 3rd. FCS, D2, and D3 leaderboards below
DETMER SCORES (FBS)
THROUGH WEEK 4
Name

Games Yards Comp
Pass
Pass
Att

5
TDS INTS DETMER
6.64
Kevin Jennings

SMU
4
1453
97
126
12
Drew Mestemaker

Oklahoma St.
4
1271
95
141
11
5

6.24
Luke Weaver

San Jose St.
4
1032
87
143
9
5

5.25
Nate Bennett

Baylor
2
567
45
60
6
2

5.17
Steve Angeli
S
Syracuse
З
731
57
104
4
5

5.15
Dylan Lonergan
R
Rutgers
З
708
46
82
7
5

5.08
DJ Lagway
马
Baylor
2
554
46
93
4
2

5.02
JJ Kohl

FIU
4
1065
80
140
5
6

4.91
Landyn Locke

Sam Houston
4
1168
96
145
11
З

4.72
Braden Atkinson

Oregon St.
4
1421
106
163
11
2

4.61
Sam Leavitt

LSU
4
1044
74
116
5
6

4.46
Kamario Taylor
Natie
Mississippi St.
4
1192
83
120
14
2

4.27
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
We published it yesterday. It’s there.
the sickos
WEEK 4 RECAP - They Don't Know I'm Listening
committee podcast,
to Temple Football
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Big Sky Brigit, and Beth, along with our VP of Podcast Production, Arthur. We recap Week 4, Troy and Uta...
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
17-0 - The Most Dangerous Lead in College Football. Penn State was the latest victim. Our Pitt and WVU fan podcast hosts enjoyed this one.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
😂 I mean it was barely Top 5 in distance.
10 Longest Punts:
1. Offense: Purdue, Defense: Notre Dame, Quarter: 4, Time: 11:19, Player: #42 D.Drennan,
Punt Distance: 78 yards
2. Offense: Cornell, Defense: Yale, Quarter: 1, Time: 3:40, Player: #99 C.Lesiewicz, Punt
Distance: 75 yards
3. Offense: Northwestern, Defense: Indiana, Quarter: 1, Time: 2:48, Player: #92 N.Dugandzic,
Punt Distance: 72 yards
4. Offense: Sam Houston, Defense: Texas Tech, Quarter: 2, Time: 3:05, Player: #31 C.Joseph,
Punt Distance: 71 yards
5. Offense: Florida, Defense: Ole Miss, Quarter: 2, Time: 0:21, Player: #38 A.Clark, Punt Distance: 70 yards
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
Yeah the best punt of the week was a 77 Yarder downed at the one for Baldwin Wallace in D3. 😉
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
The play descripTION
2ND QUARTER
Fumble
1 play, 8 yards, 0:07
14
CONN M-OH
Fumble Recovery
14:59 - 2nd
No Huddle-Shotgun #7 K.Osborne sacked for loss of 8 yards to the
CON35 (#20 Z.Scott), fumble by #7 K.Osborne recovered by MIA #0
A. Knighten at CON35 #0 A.Knighten return 5 yards to the CON38 fumbled by #0 A. Knighten at CON38 forced by #8 Z. Lang recovered by CON #8 Z.Lang at CON30, End Of Play
1st & 10 at CONN 27
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
This was the full UConn and Miami (OH) play and nearly everyone thought it was an incomplete pass.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/09/2026
Have you seen a fumble recovery just handed back to the opposiTION? Well UConn and Miami (OH) has this occur.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
DJ Crowther took over Week 4 by generating 69.1% of South Florida's total offensive yards by himself. Here are the players who held the largest individual share of their team's total yards across college football this past weekend.
Graphic titled "SCRIMMAGE SHARE WEEK 4" with subhead "RUSHING + RECEIVING YARDS AS % OF TOTAL NET OFFENSE" against a dark textured background. Below the header is a ranked list of ten college football players shown in colored bar shapes, each with team logo, player name, position, and percentage of team offense generated:
DJ Crowther (RB, USF) with a crown icon: 69.1%
Mason McKenzie (QB, BC): 61.7%
Wayshawn Parker (RB, Utah): 56.0%
Carlos Hernandez (WR, Wake Forest): 48.3%
Jackson Gutierrez (QB, Navy): 46.2%
Maurice Turner (RB, Tulane): 46.0%
Luke Dehnicke (TE, Northwestern): 44.6%
Jalen Bonds (RB, New Mexico State): 44.1%
Chris Marshall (WR, Boise State): 43.9%
Lee Beebe, Jr. (RB, Indiana): 43.4%
Bottom watermark reads @SICKOSCOMMITTEE.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
Only two palindrome scores this week from across NCAA football! We've got: Michigan State 13, Nebraska 31 East Central 42, Northwestern (OK) 24
Michigan State 13, Nebraska 31
East Central 42, Northwestern OK 24
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
CONGRATS TO PURDUE’S DYLAN DRENNAN ON WINNING THE LONGEST PUNT OF THE WEEK A 78 YARD BOOT 🥾
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
Miami-OH
89
Appalachian State
90
Boston College
91
North Texas
92
Temple

Massachusetts

Purdue
95
Nevada
96
Montana State
97
Western Michigan
98
Celor
ado State
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
They didn’t know Pitt Girl was listening to Temple Football.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
New rivalry game just dropped.
NDSU Football @NDSUfootball • 12m
The NDSU-Wyoming football game has been named the "Battle of the Basins" presented by @NDPetroleum with the teams playing for a new traveling trophy featuring a replica oil drill bit.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
NC State is returning to their natural habitat on October 10 vs Wake Forest
NC State on The CW 
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
THESE ARE AWESOME
9:074
College Football
Re-Ranking 138 Teams
RANK
V 11
个 12
V 13
个 14
个 15
个 16
个 17
\ 18
\ 19
个20
个21
个 22
V 23
\ 24
个 25
→ Share
SCHOOL
Georgia Southern (1-3)
* Kennesaw State (1-3)
F Central Michigan (2-2)
A Sam Houston (1-3)
• San Jose State (2-2)
O Wyoming (2-2)
Hawaii (1-3)
T Utah State (1-3)
• Iroy (2-2)
Fa Rice (1-3)
Ucla
New Mexico State (1-3)
WF Coastal Carolina (1-3)
( Southern Miss (1-3)
Missouri State (1-3)
I Eastern Michigan (2-3)
Texas A&M's Misery
LAST RANK
10
13
11
17
20
21
22
14
18
31
28
50
12
15
35
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
LOVE THESE RANKINGS CHRIS
9:07 A
92
College Football
Re-Ranking 138 Teams
Texas A&M's Misery
RANK
SCHOOL
LAST RANK
1
* UConn (2-2)
1
个2
U FIU (2-2)
3
• 3
G Colorado State (2-2)
6
4
Marshall (3-1)
4
个5
I Air Force (2-1)
7
16
Louisiana Tech (1-2)
16

Old Dominion (1-3)
8

W Arkansas State (2-2)
5
9
Rutgers (1-3)
2
10
LSu UAB (2-2)
9
Share
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026
NEW POD - We recap Week 4, Troy and Utah State in GOOSE VS BROSTERHOUS, Temple gets heartbroken again by Army, UCLA ends September Maryland, the weirdest fumble in UConn vs Miami Ohio, POINTS in UTSA 🆚 Colorado State, IOWA, VT wins in a Nor’easter and so much more! open.spotify.com/episode/43Y6...
WEEK 4 RECAP - They Don't Know I'm Listening to Temple Football
the sickos committee podcast,
The Sickos Committee Podcast
E Today • 2h 3m
the sickos ommitte podcast
]
•••
Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Big Sky Brigit, and Beth, along with our VP of Podcast Production, Arthur. We recap Week 4, Troy and Utah State in GOOSE VS BROSTERHOUS, Temple gets heartbroken again by Army, Clemson's flea flicker, 4-OMASS, LOBOOOSSSS GET THE CHILE ROASTER, Kent State safety, Pathogen Jail Fleck's Blood Brother, UCLA kills September Maryland, Tulane wins the Bell over Southern Miss, the absolute weirdest fumble in UConn and Miami Ohio, SO MANY POINTS IN UTSA AND COLORADO STATE, IOWA SHOCKS MICHIGAN, Is Northwestern Good? Florida rolls over Ole Miss, the kid mudslides in Jack Trice, Mississippi State set cowbell, Scott Satterfield is 4-0, VT wins in a Nor'Easter, WAKE FOREST, WISCONSIN SHOW COMMISH SOMETHING, SimulaTION of UrinaTION, you don't just walk into the bouncy castle, MONMOUTH with the Mouth Match, and oh so much, much more!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
For the first time since 2013, all 7 Florida FBS schools won on the same day.
FLORIDA FBS SWEEP
Week 4 College Football Results: Sunshine State Dominates
FLORIDA TEAM	MATCHUP	RESULT
	Miami	vs. Central Michigan	W, 52-3
	Florida Atlantic	@ UL Monroe	W, 45-17
	Florida State	vs. Central Arkansas	W, 34-7
	Florida	vs. Ole Miss	W, 52-28
	FIU	vs. Long Island University	W, 20-3
	UCF	vs. TCU	W, 21-13
	South Florida	@ Bowling Green	W, 14-6
Table: Sickos Committee | Data: @cfbfastR
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
AP Poll dropped. Here’s the good stuff.
205
Houston 3-1
VS. UCF
10/3 12:00 PM EDT
21
1
SMU 3-1
vs. Boston College
10/3 12:00 PM EDT
22g
Boise State 3-1
vs. Utah State 10/37:30 PM EDT

2314 Ucla UCLA 4-0
vs. Illinois
11/139:00 PM EST
24
3
Kentucky 3-1
@ South Carolina
10/3 4:15 PM EDT
25
6
Missouri 3-1
vs. Florida
10/33:30 PM EDT

OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES:


Wisconsin 102, Duke 101, Penn State 98, Wake Forest


88, Virginia Tech 86, Michigan 54, Pittsburgh 52,





Nebraska 36, Louisville 25, Cincinnati 20, James


Madison 10, Arizona 8, Minnesota 7, North Dakota

State 6, Northwestern 1
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Coaches poll dropped. Here’s the good stuff. UMASS CLIMBING GANG
20

Hou
3-1

301 0 NR


16 20/NR
21

I Duke
4-0
230

0 NR

17 21/NR
22

PSU
3-1
207
0
14
18
14/22

23 Ucla UCLA

4-0


183 0 NR 11423/NR


24

Mich
3-1
166 0

18

16/24
25

MIZZOU
3-1
152
0
21
V4
21/25
Schools Dropped Out
No. 19 Louisville; No. 20 Texas A&M; No. 23 Washington; No.
24 Oklahoma;
Others Receiving Votes
Oklahoma State 126; Kentucky 123; Boise State 112; Pittsburgh
97; Virginia Tech 84; Nebraska 67; Wake Forest 48; Louisville
42; Wisconsin 39; Cincinnati 35; Auburn 22; Washington 20;
James Madison 17; Virginia 15; Texas A&M 14; Northwestern
12; North Dakota State 11; Massachusetts 9; New Mexico 7;
Minnesota 7; Oklahoma 6; Clemson 5; Arizona 3; Western Michigan 2; UTSA 2; West Virginia 1;
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
This was Herky the last time they were in Iowa City. (This is not endorsing the watching of GameDay. Please speak to your doctor before consuming GameDay.)
2006 Herky the Hawkeye
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Just posting this safety for Rowan here to embed it into our Stats Summary for tomorrow. Fully realizing that DIII schools had to play in just as bad weather as VT and BC too.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Still playing with sound effects.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Game of the week delivered.
Utah State Athletics & @USUAthletics • 46m X mood tonight
10
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Playing home games next to the Arctic Ocean.
Blue football field
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Barrow HS Whalers out of Utqiagvik, AK with a big win on the blue.
Chris Battle *
@CoachCBattle
X.com
Whalers came out and dominated the Houston Hawks. They had good sportsmanship and they will be good in the future. We pound the rock.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
JP PICKLES CAN DO IT ALL MERCER WINS 34-17
34
0:53 - 4th
3rd & 13
MER 29
• 17
20
Mercer Passing
50
20

C/ATT
YDS

AVG TD INT


JP Pickles #19
8/11
77
7.0
1


Travion Solomon #1
1/1
6
6.0
1


TEAM
9/12
83
6.9
2


I Mercer Rushing

CAR
YDS
AVG
TD
LONG
Devon Caldwell #21
22
125
5.7

25
JP Pickles #19
16
67
4.2
1
11
Micah Bell #27
4
13
3.3

6
Travion Solomon #1
1
4
4.0

4
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
*ahem* 4-0 MASS
NASCEUTTS
1946
MAL
FINAL
MAss
35
UMASS
MINUTEMEN
S
6
SACRAMENTO
STATE
HORNETS
MACTION.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
@dukesmayobowl.bsky.social
magic Tubby
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Harding survives a scare at Ouachita Baptist
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
SHOES BRINKLEY WITH THE NAU INT
SHOES
BRINKLEY
Nau Northern Arizona Lumberjacks • #1 • S
CLASS
Senior
HT/WT
5'9", 195 Ibs
BIRTHPLACE Philadelphia, PA
Follow
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
UMASS GETS A PICK SIX AND LEADS 28-6
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
🌲 👅
Stanford Tree
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Late night CFB chaos is taking over. If you are riding the late slate all the way to the end, do not miss a single drive, upset, or wild finish across the country. Stream the final hours of the College Football Blitz live and free on the Varsity Network App! thevarsitynetwork.com/audioapplink...
College football blit
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