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The Sickos Synopsis - Our Weekly early 1900s Style Old-Timey Game Recaps - Week 4 Edition sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com/p/the-sickos...

The Sickos Synopsis - Our Weekly early 1900s Style Old-Timey Game Recaps - Week 4 Edition

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Hey @bsky.app WE NEED POLLS How would you spend your $3,000???

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Architectural Relics preserved from Memorial Stadium during the Big Red Rebuild.

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THE DETMER FORMULA - THROUGH WEEK 4 Our Sickos metric measuring QBs who sling it downfield without a care in the world. SMU's Kevin Jennings takes the #1 spot in FBS with 6.64! Oklahoma St.'s Drew Mestemaker in 2nd, San Jose St.'s Luke Weaver in 3rd. FCS, D2, and D3 leaderboards below

DETMER SCORES (FBS)
THROUGH WEEK 4
Name

Games Yards Comp
Pass
Pass
Att

5
TDS INTS DETMER
6.64
Kevin Jennings

SMU
4
1453
97
126
12
Drew Mestemaker

Oklahoma St.
4
1271
95
141
11
5

6.24
Luke Weaver

San Jose St.
4
1032
87
143
9
5

5.25
Nate Bennett

Baylor
2
567
45
60
6
2

5.17
Steve Angeli
S
Syracuse
З
731
57
104
4
5

5.15
Dylan Lonergan
R
Rutgers
З
708
46
82
7
5

5.08
DJ Lagway
马
Baylor
2
554
46
93
4
2

5.02
JJ Kohl

FIU
4
1065
80
140
5
6

4.91
Landyn Locke

Sam Houston
4
1168
96
145
11
З

4.72
Braden Atkinson

Oregon St.
4
1421
106
163
11
2

4.61
Sam Leavitt

LSU
4
1044
74
116
5
6

4.46
Kamario Taylor
Natie
Mississippi St.
4
1192
83
120
14
2

4.27
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I'm sure we have some followers who are students at LSU-Baton Rouge. For investigative journalism we need you to sign up for basketball walk-on tryouts.

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17-0 - The Most Dangerous Lead in College Football. Penn State was the latest victim. Our Pitt and WVU fan podcast hosts enjoyed this one.

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The Sickos Synopsis - Our Weekly early 1900s Style Old-Timey Game Recaps - Week 4 Edition sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com/p/the-sickos...

The Sickos Synopsis - Our Weekly early 1900s Style Old-Timey Game Recaps - Week 4 Edition

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Yeah the best punt of the week was a 77 Yarder downed at the one for Baldwin Wallace in D3. 😉

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When Commish does the Sick O’Malley podcast intro he looks like this.

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Have you seen a fumble recovery just handed back to the opposiTION? Well UConn and Miami (OH) has this occur.

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DJ Crowther took over Week 4 by generating 69.1% of South Florida's total offensive yards by himself. Here are the players who held the largest individual share of their team's total yards across college football this past weekend.

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Only two palindrome scores this week from across NCAA football! We've got: Michigan State 13, Nebraska 31 East Central 42, Northwestern (OK) 24

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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

CONGRATS TO PURDUE’S DYLAN DRENNAN ON WINNING THE LONGEST PUNT OF THE WEEK A 78 YARD BOOT 🥾

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Scott Keenan 🏈🍔🚛 @scottkeenan724.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

THIS WOMAN IS A HERO 🦉

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New Top 772 dropped. Go find your team.

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They didn’t know Pitt Girl was listening to Temple Football.

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We all kinda knew who was going to be on the far left of this chart.

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NC State is returning to their natural habitat on October 10 vs Wake Forest

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Yeah it should read Lindenwood - Always up to no good.

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The Louisiana Tech Gators just makes sense though.

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NEW POD - We recap Week 4, Troy and Utah State in GOOSE VS BROSTERHOUS, Temple gets heartbroken again by Army, UCLA ends September Maryland, the weirdest fumble in UConn vs Miami Ohio, POINTS in UTSA 🆚 Colorado State, IOWA, VT wins in a Nor’easter and so much more! open.spotify.com/episode/43Y6...

WEEK 4 RECAP - They Don't Know I'm Listening to Temple Football
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Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Big Sky Brigit, and Beth, along with our VP of Podcast Production, Arthur. We recap Week 4, Troy and Utah State in GOOSE VS BROSTERHOUS, Temple gets heartbroken again by Army, Clemson's flea flicker, 4-OMASS, LOBOOOSSSS GET THE CHILE ROASTER, Kent State safety, Pathogen Jail Fleck's Blood Brother, UCLA kills September Maryland, Tulane wins the Bell over Southern Miss, the absolute weirdest fumble in UConn and Miami Ohio, SO MANY POINTS IN UTSA AND COLORADO STATE, IOWA SHOCKS MICHIGAN, Is Northwestern Good? Florida rolls over Ole Miss, the kid mudslides in Jack Trice, Mississippi State set cowbell, Scott Satterfield is 4-0, VT wins in a Nor'Easter, WAKE FOREST, WISCONSIN SHOW COMMISH SOMETHING, SimulaTION of UrinaTION, you don't just walk into the bouncy castle, MONMOUTH with the Mouth Match, and oh so much, much more!

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NEW FREE POST The Sickos Stats Summary for Week 4 All the stats you didn't know you needed. sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com/p/the-sickos...

The Sickos Stats Summary for Week 4

All the stats you didn't know you needed.

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This was crazy cause Hauck retired from Montana and then 5 weeks later wound up at Illinois. Now 4 games into the season he’s done???

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For the first time since 2013, all 7 Florida FBS schools won on the same day.

FLORIDA FBS SWEEP
Week 4 College Football Results: Sunshine State Dominates
FLORIDA TEAM MATCHUP RESULT
Miami vs. Central Michigan W, 52-3
Florida Atlantic @ UL Monroe W, 45-17
Florida State vs. Central Arkansas W, 34-7
Florida vs. Ole Miss W, 52-28
FIU vs. Long Island University W, 20-3
UCF vs. TCU W, 21-13
South Florida @ Bowling Green W, 14-6
Table: Sickos Committee | Data: @cfbfastR

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I love the trophy, but I feel like it should be heavier. This needs to be a boulder.

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Speak of the devil, and he shall appear.

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AP Poll dropped. Here’s the good stuff.

205
Houston 3-1
VS. UCF
10/3 12:00 PM EDT
21
1
SMU 3-1
vs. Boston College
10/3 12:00 PM EDT
22g
Boise State 3-1
vs. Utah State 10/37:30 PM EDT

2314 Ucla UCLA 4-0
vs. Illinois
11/139:00 PM EST
24
3
Kentucky 3-1
@ South Carolina
10/3 4:15 PM EDT
25
6
Missouri 3-1
vs. Florida
10/33:30 PM EDT

OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES:

Wisconsin 102, Duke 101, Penn State 98, Wake Forest

88, Virginia Tech 86, Michigan 54, Pittsburgh 52,

Nebraska 36, Louisville 25, Cincinnati 20, James

Madison 10, Arizona 8, Minnesota 7, North Dakota

State 6, Northwestern 1

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Coaches poll dropped. Here’s the good stuff. UMASS CLIMBING GANG

20

Hou
3-1

301 0 NR

16 20/NR
21

I Duke
4-0
230

0 NR

17 21/NR
22

PSU
3-1
207
0
14
18
14/22

23 Ucla UCLA

4-0

183 0 NR 11423/NR

24

Mich
3-1
166 0

18

16/24
25

MIZZOU
3-1
152
0
21
V4
21/25
Schools Dropped Out
No. 19 Louisville; No. 20 Texas A&M; No. 23 Washington; No.
24 Oklahoma;
Others Receiving Votes
Oklahoma State 126; Kentucky 123; Boise State 112; Pittsburgh
97; Virginia Tech 84; Nebraska 67; Wake Forest 48; Louisville
42; Wisconsin 39; Cincinnati 35; Auburn 22; Washington 20;
James Madison 17; Virginia 15; Texas A&M 14; Northwestern
12; North Dakota State 11; Massachusetts 9; New Mexico 7;
Minnesota 7; Oklahoma 6; Clemson 5; Arizona 3; Western Michigan 2; UTSA 2; West Virginia 1;

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This was Herky the last time they were in Iowa City. (This is not endorsing the watching of GameDay. Please speak to your doctor before consuming GameDay.)

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Just posting this safety for Rowan here to embed it into our Stats Summary for tomorrow. Fully realizing that DIII schools had to play in just as bad weather as VT and BC too.

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Still playing with sound effects.

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