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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15h

We do! I miss these, tho

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23h

Here's a non exhaustive list off the top of my head of stuff Garland did before he appointed Jack Smith.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026

The Trump regime's new AI assistant confirmed Donald is a convicted felon, Biden won the 2020 election, and Trump is in the Epstein files before it stopped answering political questions.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026

OMG: Republican Senator Schmitt accused Jack Smith of being in ATL to conspire with Fani Willis b/c he got a text from JP Cooney about a “Hawks” game (Falcons?). Schmitt had a big visual aid but didn’t keep it up long. BUT smith was at an IOWA HAWKEYES game to see Caitlin Clark in Maryland HAHAHA

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026

Punxsutawney Jill is sticking her head out a little early this cycle.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026

The #WNBA finals are underway! The Lynx lead the Liberty at halftime. My teams are the Lynx and the Valkyries! ❤️🏀

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026

On September 9 or 10, someone staged this protest at the Dallas Fort Worth airport ahead of the GOP midterm convention. Does anyone know which organization was behind it? We would love to speak with them. Please share widely!

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026

My dad would say “He looks like his face caught on fire and someone put it out with a golf shoe.”

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/09/2026

Just like how we refer to Earnest Byner's drop in 1988 as "THE FUMBLE" and John Elway's 98 yard, 15-play offensive series in 1987 "THE DRIVE", I sumbit for consideration "FOOTNOTE 8". 1/

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026

Our offense was sharing the 1998 “Mediaopoly” Smigel short. Would anyone else like a steaming pile of irony today?

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026

BREAKING: Trump appointed judge orders the White House to immediately restore press credentials.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026

He wasn’t there in January 2021. He got there in March and immediately began investigating the top of the coup.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026

Here’s a non-exhaustive list of what Garland did between setting up the investigations unit and appointing Jack Smith:

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026

The guy testifying doesn’t know the exact date the investigation was open. But I do. The DOJ OIG probe was opened 1/25/2021 (left), and the “investigations unit” was opened by Garland in June 2021 (right). 2/

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026

New testimony released today. A former OIG agent testified under oath that there was a massive investigation into the top of the coup launched in 2021 being led by members of Garland’s “investigative unit.” Jim Jordan is still mad that they were after his toll records. 1/

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/09/2026

She's been doing this for a decade. I posted about this particular scheme over 5 years ago. ProPublica says this is just the first story they're going publish, and multiple members of congress were involved.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/09/2026

NERD ALERT: This is so rad. @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social Votes hub pro lets you customize your election results viewing dashboard. Here's one of four I've built for election night. You can include other information in each race as well, such as district maps; and it's all updated in real time.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/09/2026

BREAKING: Judge Kelly has ordered the government to RESPOND to the CNN/MSNOW/Politico TRO by TOMORROW, and a hearing is set on the Temporary Restraining Order motion for WEDNESDAY at 3:30 PM.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/09/2026

I actually don’t mind the @troyjackson207.bsky.social campaign emails. While every other candidate’s subject lines are like “Please don’t ignore me” and “I’m running out of time,” Troy Jackson is like “This is some bullshit.”

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026

This is a thread of memes about Kash Patel’s defense of bestiality sent to me by current and former FBI employees. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🧵 1/

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/09/2026

DoD website: END/ dcas.dmdc.osd.mil/dcas/conflic...

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/09/2026

Not sure I would call this a poem. Just some thoughts I had last year.

What even makes a man a man?
If we’re going by traditional gender roles,
I’m more manly than most men I’ve met.

They’re sexually irresponsible, overly-emotional welfare queens. Especially the ones who actually make more money than me.

Tree pose is just how I stand

All the traits I was told I would find in men, I found in myself.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/09/2026

HHS wants to relax regulations on human subject research (The Common Rule). For example, they want to redefine “undue influence” on vulnerable human research subjects (children, prisoners, disabled, culturally disadvantaged). 1/

From the federal register: The foundational framework for human subjects protection in the United States was established by the National Research Act of 1974 in response to widespread public concern over unethical biomedical and behavioral research practices. Following its passage, the then-Department of Health, Education, and Welfare issued the first version of 45 CFR part 46. These regulations established institutional review boards (IRBs) as the key mechanism for oversight and ethical review of human subjects research. While these protections remain vital, the current regulatory framework no longer reflects the realities of modern research.
In 1991 the Federal Policy for the Protection of Human Subjects, known as the Common Rule, was formally adopted by HHS and 15 other federal departments and agencies. Although the last major revision in 2017 introduced several changes to modernize human subject protections while reducing unnecessary regulatory burden, investigators and institutions have continued to report that the Common Rule imposes unnecessary burdens and unclear requirements, particularly for minimal-risk studies. For example, the Department has received feedback that applying the Common Rule remains cumbersome for research within Learning Healthcare Systems and for other research methods that are integrated into clinical care settings and are intended to improve the quality and safety of medical care.
Without additional changes intended to clarify ambiguities, expand flexibilities, and redirect protective measures toward high-risk activities, the rights and safety of research participants as well as scientific breakthroughs can be impeded. Examples of how this rulemaking will address these issues include expanding exemptions for certain additional types of low-risk research, incorporating flexibilities for de minimis protocol changes, and clarifying key terms such as the definition of undue influence. These reforms will reduce ambiguity and undue administr…

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/09/2026

Eileen Brennan as Billie in The Sting. I would come to know her as Mrs. Peacock in Clue.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026

The man who won't let you have paid sick leave or health care returns to Congress after getting free health care and 90 days paid sick leave

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026

NEW: Judge Sullivan isn't buying Todd Blanche's excuses for refusing to hand over handwritten FBI notes underlying four Epstein survivor FBI interviews. He's ordered Blanche to hand them over for in camera review by 9/24. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026

Your honor. Defense exhibit 000356:

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/09/2026

“Faith can move mountains, Milt, but it can’t beat a faster draw.”

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/09/2026

Per Kelsey Reichmann at @courthousenews.bsky.social, Supreme Court DENIES Trump’s emergency request to restrict mail-in ballots for midterm election. Alito and Thomas dissent.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/09/2026

NEW: I have filed notice to the court in my $1.776B slush fund lawsuit that the DOJ has appealed Judge Williams' nullification of the underlying "settlement agreement" while arguing the same day that the fund is "dead." I'll post a link to the full filing once it's available.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/09/2026

Going live with @klasfeldreports.com in ten minutes to discuss Don Jr’s Russian oligarch wedding. Join the conversation at muellershewrote.com

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