Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Love those shows! Saw 10 and 11 live in az! What instrument did you march? 100
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Love a walk in the furniture store on a Sunday afternoon 🌞🍁 1471
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’ve been rewatching Hannah Montana for the first time since childhood and it’s painfully obvious how over it Miley was towards the end 💀 it’s actually hilarious to watch lmfaoooo 080
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m at a point in life where I’m like, it’s cool if we have sex, but can we play some video games or something first? 😔 2240
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yall I just got the 6 month PrEP shot for the first time! 🙌🏼🍑💦 0160
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My ideal date be going to American furniture warehouse frfr 😭❤️ 150
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026All I want is to just play some video games or watch a movie with someone, is that too much to fucking ask for? 2190
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Holy shit I forgot how much fun super monkey ball is 040
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Let’s get high, order food and binge watch full house together 🥰 2130
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026When the orgasm is so good you crack your whole ass spine 😍 0100
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Let’s get high and play SpongeBob Lights Camera Pants 😍 070
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Thinking about to starting up my onlyfans again.. 😏👀 050
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Why thank you! 💕 The perks of being the youngest in the family! Lol 010
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026So we lost Catherine O’Hara and Dolly Parton in the same year.. fuck 2026 😭 1181
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Only having just enough cash to get one gallon of gas..😩 man fuck this economy lmfaoo 0100
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Growing up is realizing how realistic Sims 1 truly is 💀😭 050
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I lowkey hate how much relationships were romanticized to us as kids. We were lied to lmaooo 080
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Yall I haven’t been this excited for a date in YEARS 😝 0100
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Gay culture is making out with your hairdresser after you get a haircut.. 💀💇🏼♀️ 0170
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Roy is usually my go to! Also love Peach, Link, DK, Game & Watch, and Zelda/Sheik! I really love all the characters in Melee tbh 000
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Omg war flashbacks to going there first thing in the morning to rent a brand new release before everyone else could 100
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Omg imagine how cute a Friday night blockbuster date would be 😭 120
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Good morning to everyone except artists who add police sirens to their music.. 💀 080
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Recently got asked out by a cute bear and it’s left me flabbergasted. I’ve rarely ever been asked out on a date 😅 needless to say I’m fucking excited for it! 0220
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If you’re someone who fakes symptoms of ADHD just to get Adderall, kindly fuck right off. Us neurodivergent folks need that shit to fucking function 😫 0130
