Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Love a walk in the furniture store on a Sunday afternoon 🌞🍁 1471
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’ve been rewatching Hannah Montana for the first time since childhood and it’s painfully obvious how over it Miley was towards the end 💀 it’s actually hilarious to watch lmfaoooo 080
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m at a point in life where I’m like, it’s cool if we have sex, but can we play some video games or something first? 😔 2240
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yall I just got the 6 month PrEP shot for the first time! 🙌🏼🍑💦 0160
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My ideal date be going to American furniture warehouse frfr 😭❤️ 150
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026All I want is to just play some video games or watch a movie with someone, is that too much to fucking ask for? 2190
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Holy shit I forgot how much fun super monkey ball is 040
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Let’s get high, order food and binge watch full house together 🥰 2130
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026When the orgasm is so good you crack your whole ass spine 😍 0100
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Let’s get high and play SpongeBob Lights Camera Pants 😍 070
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Thinking about to starting up my onlyfans again.. 😏👀 050
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026So we lost Catherine O’Hara and Dolly Parton in the same year.. fuck 2026 😭 1181
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Only having just enough cash to get one gallon of gas..😩 man fuck this economy lmfaoo 0100
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Growing up is realizing how realistic Sims 1 truly is 💀😭 050
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I lowkey hate how much relationships were romanticized to us as kids. We were lied to lmaooo 080
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Yall I haven’t been this excited for a date in YEARS 😝 0100
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Gay culture is making out with your hairdresser after you get a haircut.. 💀💇🏼♀️ 0170
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Omg imagine how cute a Friday night blockbuster date would be 😭 120
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Good morning to everyone except artists who add police sirens to their music.. 💀 080
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Recently got asked out by a cute bear and it’s left me flabbergasted. I’ve rarely ever been asked out on a date 😅 needless to say I’m fucking excited for it! 0220
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If you’re someone who fakes symptoms of ADHD just to get Adderall, kindly fuck right off. Us neurodivergent folks need that shit to fucking function 😫 0130
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Come see me dance on 7/31 @ Pat O’s Bunkhouse in Phoenix! 🥰🕺🏼 1363
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Let’s get high and have a Lindsay Lohan movie marathon 😍🥰 3110
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Tanya Baxter was the best Disney Channel mom don’t @ me 050
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Holy motherfucking shit Confessions II is SO GOOD 😭😍 270
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Thank fucking god the Madonna biopic didn’t work out 😭🙏 041
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I be waiting for Confessions II like it’s goddamn Christmas 😭 060
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026In this economy, I’m literally repurposing old shirts I haven’t worn in YEARS by cutting them into crop tops lmaooo come on smart shopping! 🛍️ 2100
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Imagine where we’d be had Bernie won the primaries in 2016.. 😭 0100
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Maybe this is a hot take, but doing cosmetic procedures on animals should be illegal. I’m talking Dobermans getting their ears pinned to look more “tough” or corgis getting their tails snipped etc. it’s animal cruelty imo. 7598184
Sammy 🧸 @karaokesamus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Thinking about all the cute guys I made out with at tidal wave.. 😍 0100
