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Freezer

@freezer.bsky.social
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She/they. 32. Do videos on handheld video games for a small audience, and do an anthology TV show podcast for a much smaller audience. Host of @scifrightzone.bsky.social Co-owner of @Crocostyles.com.au Also on Mastodon: @freezer.mas.to

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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 44m
god fucking dammit
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 34m
Resident Evil 2 remake that is exactly the same as the original but whenever Mr X shows up the game announces his name like Arrested Development's "Mr F".
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 2h
We bought a robotic litterbox for Teepo and she spent most of yesterday staring at it. This morning she did her business again and has put her head inside to watch the automatic cleaning process again.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 2h
Went to the future. The good news is there will be a new Banjo Kazooie game. The bad news is in order to defeat Grunty you have to watch weekly Twitch streams & get the jiggies dropped into your account. If you miss any because you were busy or didn't own it at launch the final boss is unobtainable
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Croco Styles @crocostyles.com.au · 2h
Our Croctober sale has begun! All our print on demand shirts are 15% off for the entire month. crocostyles.com.au/category/all-products
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 2h
Oh no Trump signed an executive order that you must all subscribe to my youtube channel. Look I don't like the guy but a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 3h
It is weird that in my personal life the last 2 years have rushed by and I want it to slow down, but in that same period it feels like the Trump administration has lasted a few lifetimes.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 18h
Megamind is basically Dr Horrible that respects women.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 19h
Good news: I've fulfilled a dream I've had for like 15 years. Bad news: I'm several years too late for it to be acceptable.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 22h
Bosses flash now.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 23h
Woo the Star Fox multiplayer update has sucked me back in.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It sure is cool that my Switch copy of The Witcher 3 turned into a free upgrade for Switch 2. Hey lots of other companies what are your fucking excuses? I'm not buying Sonic Generations a 4th time just to have it be a slightly better Switch 2 experience.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The HITMAN grapes ❤️
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I made a post on my business account about how we're not raising our prices and then some stranger had to correct me.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today I learnt the history 'Eeny, meeny, miny, moe' and now I'm sad.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy whose entire apartment stinks of butter and salt cause he collected every special promotional popcorn bucket
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A peak first person shooter requires you kill every available enemy and then run around for 10 minutes looking for the key/door/interactable thing that let's you progress. Then when you replay the game you'll feel like a genius cause it only took you 2 minutes of searching.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back with more sentence mixing.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I beg your pardon?
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to have the worst fucking night.
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Croco Styles @crocostyles.com.au · 28/09/2026
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't want to shame people for liking dubbed Hong Kong martial arts movies but there should be a law in place stopping companies from only supplying that and not the original languages.
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Croco Styles @crocostyles.com.au · 28/09/2026
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is exactly what fake mayonnaise would say.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the human race is there is a non zero chance that a future species will learn about dogs from this abomination in Ken's Labyrinth.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watch Dinosaurs if you haven't.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wild how this is America's greatest ever sitcom and no one cares about it anymore.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you want to rewatch a Patrick H Willems video cause you love the topic but it starts with a "previously on" about the coconut.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel bad for new youtubers cause at this stage I feel incentivised to watch videos made earlier than like 3 years ago. Some people built entire careers with regurgitated generative "ai".
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Croco Styles @crocostyles.com.au · 27/09/2026
Had a great time watching a movie about the little guy taking on a ruthless giant. And if you want to support the underdog you know where to turn to for your custom apparel needs. We're just two artists that want the best for everyone.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Within the span of 8 months this YouTuber has gone from "you technically don't own physical media" to "yes I do own physical media". Character development.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally seeing that movie.
Ticket for Coyote Vs Acme
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember when podcasting was starting to be noticed by the mainstream, some TV show companies uploaded the DVD audio commentaries as podcasts. In particular I remember Scrubs and Family Guy but there were probably more. People called it lazy but damn I kinda need this to return.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's movie
Armour Of God (1986)
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No phone I definitely meant to use that word.
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Keith Stack @keithstack.com · 26/09/2026
these are the devil and the angel on my shoulders
Amazon listing for two separate Mega Man figurines. One is kinda ugly, the other is kinda kawaii.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every time a post of mine ends up on people's discover feeds the comments turn to shit.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have finally shown my wife the Harold & Kumar trilogy. Neither of us are stoners but we like stupid fucking comedies. And I'm glad our opinions are mostly in sync. Movies 1 & 3 are both good. Movie 2 sucks except for some specific moments. Her favourite is White Castle and mine is 3D Christmas.
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Sgt M @sgtm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We lost our way when we stopped porting Chuck Rock to 27 different consoles.
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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am convinced that being rich is a severe mental impairment.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's movie.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wildest way to describe Will Smith
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who knew fucking Event Horizon of all things would go to this much effort?
DVD of Event Horizon with a subtitles screen displaying 24 different languages
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A 4 year old kid just asked if I'm a boy or a girl. I'm not feeling the greatest today.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the best games of the last decade, please give it a try if you have any interest in search action.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They should make Woke Star Wars and Luke Guysucker is like "use the consent"
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck off
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sucks to see the AI before my business itself.
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